Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:58 am

You become as illiterate as the games character. (Never speaks, can't make sense of most computer screens and numbers)

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:59 am

Kangaskhan puts you in her pouch and won't let you out.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:01 am

Mega-evolution now!

A trap you in the day care. You can't leave until I pay.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:31 am

I put you in an unlit cave (generation 1) and take away your Flash HM!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:29 am

I trap you in the body of Ash Ketchum's mom.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:45 pm

I zombify you and give you a Mega Potion!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:42 pm

I kick you into Oil Ocean Zone and ignite it!

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:26 am

I put you in the bonus sage (1st game), good luck not having a seizure!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:27 am

I use wallhacks. I got all the emeralds! and they are the SAME!
I place you in TechnoBase. Good luck with the worst possible seizure!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:51 pm

I smash you to pieces with a hammer.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:16 pm

I make you watch "Popular" British TV... Have fun...

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:32 pm

I make you watch gardening tv for 12 hours.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:17 am

I would actually enjoy that somewhat. I make you throw water balloons at random people in the street. Now how many will come after you?

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:32 am

I post wanted posters of you with a bounty of 10000000 USD dead or alive.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:34 am

Can sacred animal spirits even die? ... Or live for that matter?
I make you a simple target AI in assassins creed.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:22 am

I put you in that old Nerf Arrowstorm commercial from 1993. Specifically in the place of that kid on the OTHER end of the fearsome contraption.
Hey, if you don't have the Nerf Arrowstorm, YOU'RE JUST A TARGET!

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:31 am

i make you watch this random tv mexican wheather channel i picked up on my tv one day for 24 hours

its bean playing the exact same 10 minuite wheather forcast since 2008

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:07 pm

JUDI NEPTUNE, WATER!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:32 pm

I have Mike Tyson punch you.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:34 pm

i have jata give you a noogie

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:37 pm

I have Mario jump on you.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:40 pm

i push you off an endless cliff

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:44 pm

I have a lion bite you.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:47 pm

i have a leapord claw ...... i have jata claw you

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:55 pm

I have you wrestle with a gorilla.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:06 pm

i have some cangaroose jump on you

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:13 pm

I put you in a tiger cage.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:15 pm

I make you headbutt a living gargoyle.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:24 pm

I drop you in a crocodile pit.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:49 am

*Bounces on your head on a pogo stick*

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:08 am

I make your Moon Shoes take you all the way to the Moon!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:26 am

I throw my 1993 Nokia at you.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:12 am

I expose you to the DREAD PONEH.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:48 pm

I fire bumble-bees at you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:10 pm

I have Tarot turn you into a chicken right in front of KFC.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:14 pm

I sew your tails together.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:23 pm

I turn you into a cow and toss you into a hole!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:07 am

I blast you with pure energy.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:32 am

I blast you with Almond Ice Cream.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:37 am

I throw Tortilla shuriken at you. It's CORNY!