Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:57 am

I grind pepper into your face.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:17 am

I grind your face onto a pepper.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:18 am

I use your stomach as a trampoline.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:40 am

I arrange a date between you and a gorilla.

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:44 am

I bring my friend's Okina Kitsune in the fight and unleash its power!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:18 am

I subjugate your Kitsune to my will.
I also drop a spirit bomb on you out of boredom.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:22 am

I attach you to a whirligig and spin you 10000 times.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:23 am

I put you In the washing machine.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:32 am

I light a fire in your stomach then put a bag full of unpopped popcorn in your mouth and seal your mouth shut as it begins to pop and expand...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:36 am

I make you eat a bag of marshmellow and then microwave you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:38 am

I make Ice Cream by filling you with Chocolate Cream and slamming you in a flash freezer.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:43 am

I whip you with guitar strings.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:49 am

I garrote you with bootlaces.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:54 am

I subject you to a horrible liquid that drains you of emotion and destroys your personality. It's putrid stench also knocks you out.
... Ok I admit my Dads coffee is pretty bad.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:58 am

I superglue you to a submarine that's about to dive.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:59 am

I make you drink 59 gallons of a Red Bull/Monster concoction.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:20 pm

May I first finish my daily pool of orange soda?

No? OK, then I'll drown you in the said pool.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:24 pm

I'll increase the acidity of the soda pool and push you in it too.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:37 pm

After getting out, I make you drink the entire pool, including its occupant.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:46 pm

I push you in, again, and cover it with a massive slab of concrete.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:02 pm

I axe-stomp you in the ribcage.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:44 pm

I try my voodoo skills on you.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:12 am

I spray you down with pressurized gasoline and make you play dodgeball with road flares.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:14 am

I have you play in a pool on a winter's day.

Stuff. · Post by **Stuff.** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:00 am

I lock you in a refrigerator and leave you stranded on a glacier in Antarctica.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:04 am

I have you get attacked by polar bears.

Stuff. · Post by **Stuff.** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:15 am

I take control of the polar bears and turn them against you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:16 am

I send an army of sharks at you.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:19 am

I send a sharknado at you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:20 am

I have get eaten by a whale.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:26 am

I make you the star of a SyFy original movie and, thus, ruin your life.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:13 am

I trap you in the TV and switch to Dave. Have fun with the 3,000 repeats per day!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:18 am

I trap you in a never-ending 'Honey boo-Boo' special.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:20 am

I tell Karishad that you love a game of cornhole!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:27 am

I tell Grape you love Max and thought Grape was a boy.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:43 am

I dodge Grape's broom attack and it hits you instead.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:25 pm

I tell Jata to kick you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:02 am

I'll tell the wolf cubs to play with you.

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:08 pm

I let some raptors hunt you.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:27 pm

I get the wolf cubs to hunt you while riding raptors.