Corrupt a Wish

Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:02 am

granted, you now have to pay to do nothing

I wish everything cost no money

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:17 am

Granted. It costs you time instead. Dun dun dunnnn!

I wish water is free.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:46 am

Granted. It's free... to do whatever it wants. The newly-made sentient water abandons the planet in serch for true freedom alltogether.

I wish for... something bad to happen, so when it's spoiled it gets nice

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:40 am

Granted. But it gets so nice an dsickly sweet that you vomit and wish you'd never made that wish.

I wish for a pair of those glasses with the fake nose and moustache attached.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:39 am

Granted. When you wear them you nose morphs to the same shape and you get in instant mustache. Taking them off does not reverse it and the mustache grows back the instant you cut it.

I wish to run my own country.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:08 am

Granted. You were deposed the next day through a popular uprising.

I wish I have my own island.

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:24 am

Granted. It's a wonderful peaceful place, full of seals, but underwater during high tide.

I wish I had a small friendly pet dinosaur

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:26 am

Granted, you are both eaten by a Raptor.
I wish I could spend my time more wisely.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:40 am

Granted. You could. But you chose not to.

I wish to be a top-notch detective.

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:24 pm

Granted. You now have an arch-enemy that is trying to kill you.

I wish that blue roses would exist.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:34 pm

Granted. They're the only roses that exist.

I wish I could meet Fido.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:49 pm

Granted, but he ignores you.
I wish I could play Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Remix.

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:58 pm

Granted. You become Sora and fight the heartless! But you only have one life and no respawns.....lolololololololol

I wish is wasn't snowing

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:01 pm

Granted. But now it's hot as ever.

I wish I could meet Tarot.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:17 am

Granted. You meet a non anthropomorphic version of her.

I wish my room could go colder.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:19 am

Granted. It's moved to Vostok Station in Antarctica. Enjoy -90 degrees Celcius.

I wish for a bar of soap.

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:22 am

Granted. But it looks like and smells like poop.

I wish TUBM has a nice day.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:26 am

Granted. But the rest of their life is now terrible.

I wish for some delicious, warm food to eat.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:28 am

granted, but it's covered in fluffy molds

I wish for more wishes

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:32 am

Granted. But they will all turn against you.

I wish there were more Australian people on the forums.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:19 am

Granted but they all talk in accents other than australian.

I wish FOR.....*falls asleep*

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:22 pm

You wish for falling asleep? Ok, granted. You're in a state of always falling asleep, but never permanently falling asleep.

I wish The Stanley Parable was an open world game.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:09 am

Granted. Narrator doesn't say anything but "Stanley" throughout the game, though, and, unlike promised, you can't infuse a bike with a soul of your great-great-great-great uncle.
You've seen the trailer ((a bit of a language warning, I guess?)), right? XD

I wish for a working wireless charger for my phone.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:02 am

Granted, but you get electrocuted every time you touch your phone or charger whilst charging it.

I wish for colored fonts!

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:23 pm

Granted. The entire forum must now use colored fonts. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

(whoops forgot my wish

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I wish that the earth was made of white chocolate.

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:55 pm

Granted. It all melts because of the very hot core. Swimming in molten white chocolate isn't fun at all.

I wish for large unmelting but still edible islands of dark chocolate swimming in the ocean of molten white chocolate.

PS: jrodsqod, check the upper right corner of you posts. There is an edit button for you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:27 pm

Granted. It all goes mouldy due to the heat. Have fun with that.

I wish to be able to play the violin.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:25 pm

Granted. You play video games, board games, card games, but always lose against it.

I wish for an attention spa-- oh, what is that?

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:45 pm

Granted. But by the time you get your attention concentrated on something, it's no longer relevant.

I wish for some coins.

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:46 pm

Granted. They are in a currency that cannot be traded in your country.

I wish the ocean was strawberry flavored.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:58 pm

granted, but then it becomes a giant strawberrry and you can no longer swim in it, the earth becomes very hot.
I wish i was a real lion who could play intentionally vague visage drums

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:50 pm

Granted, that's all you ever do and doing it for the rest of your life.

I wish Command & Conquer would bring back their new game that they SAID WERE GOING TO RELEASE.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:57 pm

RioluNation wrote:Granted, that's all you ever do and doing it for the rest of your life.

Thanks Riolu!

*Does this happily for the rest of his life*

I wish Command & Conquer would bring back their new game that they SAID WERE GOING TO RELEASE.

granted, but it is not as good as you wanted (i.e. it sucks) but you're stuck playing it forever.

I wish for Pro-ness

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:02 am

granted, but you're Pro at being not pro at all (what?)

I wish for the Housepets! characters to be real.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:19 am

Granted. You've now a fictional comic character in the real HP universe.

I wish trains traveled faster.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:23 am

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. You've now a fictional comic character in the real HP universe.

i can live with that ^_^

Granted, but you are now prone to motion sickness.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:48 am

I already am! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I am less prone to motion sickness.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:25 am

lol, ahahhaha!

Granted, but now you need to constantly move, or else you get 'non'-motion sickness. XD

I wish it snowed where I live. :c

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:38 am

Granted, now you live in Idaho

BWAHAHAHAHAHaAAA
i wish i could teleport

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:54 am

Granted. You can teleport anywhere exactly a meter away from you, it has a reloading time of 1 minute.

I wish I have an automatically restocking fridge.