2013/12/30 - To Serve Pizza Man
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2013/12/30 - To Serve Pizza Man
[ To Serve Pizza Man ]
Title Text: Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe
I know how it feels when people take you too seriously. ;p
Title Text: Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe
I know how it feels when people take you too seriously. ;p
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Probably my favorite one-off comics in a long time!
poor delivery guy
poor delivery guy
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Don't you hate when no one understand your humor ? I know I do ...
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Way to go Jack I love this character so darn much. I bet Jack (or one of the wolves) do this every time they order something.
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YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!
Gee, why all this prejudice?!
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"Hey! This isn't the deer shank special!"
"I though you ordered pepperoni. The delivery guy got our order wrong AGAIN."
"Shut up you two and be glad that its not vegetarian."
"Also, be grateful that we didn't have to pay. For like the fifth time."
Another great strip once again.
"I though you ordered pepperoni. The delivery guy got our order wrong AGAIN."
"Shut up you two and be glad that its not vegetarian."
"Also, be grateful that we didn't have to pay. For like the fifth time."
Another great strip once again.
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson
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This is why I call myself 'Halfwit'. I'm only half as witty as I think I am.Gbr23 wrote:Don't you hate when no one understand your humor ? I know I do ...
Pizza's a food that's enjoyed by us all,
from Babylon Gardens to Milton hall.
Even Wolves can adore those meaty discs,
It means delivery's not without it's risks.
Jack looks hungry enough to try a bite,
and even the joke delivers a fright
as Daryl tracks down those behind all this -
it comes as no shock to find Deathaxe is -
and whether they have the money to pay.
Those 'hopeful' eyes say not, don't they?
But Pizza is special, Pizza is meat
they had no need to hunt to defeat.
Miles needs to see how low they can go -
their skills are lacking and their dad should know...
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With Pizz pizza, your wolf in 30 seconds or it's free!
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Oh Jack, I feel you. Nobody even gets a quarter of the jokes I tell in a day (it's a curse).
Well, at least they're not eating sugar.
and No kids, you don't have to pay, just leave the Pizza delivery guy somewhere else. Hopefully, he'll wake not remembering anything.
I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.
Daryl's so cute I could just hug him so tight until he can't breathe anymore (implying I can do that to a body as big as Daryl's).
Well, at least they're not eating sugar.
and No kids, you don't have to pay, just leave the Pizza delivery guy somewhere else. Hopefully, he'll wake not remembering anything.
I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.
Daryl's so cute I could just hug him so tight until he can't breathe anymore (implying I can do that to a body as big as Daryl's).
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I was a pizza guy myself. So yes, it is a filled with absurd surprises job
I'm a bookworm!
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If they do that to the guy, they can pay him both, funny as it isDissension wrote:Title Text: Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe
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intentionally vague visage yet adorable, more wolves is great I wonder how they're going to handle the new year then.
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Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first nameCrux wrote:I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.
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Well, some jokes just aren't as funny to certain species.
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I want to know the story behind Jack losing his arm.
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I liked the 2nd Panal. The guy had that "Gulp..." Look on his face.
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hehe - "well-marbled pizza guy". Remo Williams reference?
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You don't do anything to make the pizza delivery guy mad at you, her is the guy who brings you food so you can be lazy and full. You just don't mess with him.
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That's really a great strip.
Was just trying to check the name of the third cub, but the cast-page still says that they don't have names. Maybe that should be altered there.
Wonder why Deathaxe is in quotation marks while Rockstar Hawk isn't.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first nameCrux wrote:I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.
Was just trying to check the name of the third cub, but the cast-page still says that they don't have names. Maybe that should be altered there.
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And to think Hiro Protagonist thought he had problems delivering pizza. I think even the Deliverator would have problems with this neighborhood.
And it turns out that you really don't need that much energy to launch a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt.
And it turns out that you really don't need that much energy to launch a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt.
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LOL, now that was a good one. Awesome way to start a monday morning
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Ah... it's a bit clearer to me now.Render wrote:That's really a great strip.
Wonder why Deathaxe is in quotation marks while Rockstar Hawk isn't.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:Space Laser was Rockstar Hawk's first nameCrux wrote:I never thought Deathaxe and Rockstar hawk were different cubs, I always thought they were the same.
Was just trying to check the name of the third cub, but the cast-page still says that they don't have names. Maybe that should be altered there.
Now who's "Darth Vader Sanchez" (the third cub? he's tagged in the sugar strip and one of the strips in the King and I). Or is he another name change(again) from one of the two cubs?
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So they order pizza... *points at the Wolves* THAT'S ONLY SOMETHING A HUMAN WOULD DO! *Bricked*
I think it's cute they order stuff. I bet the wolves would be best friends with the delivery crew, if only because said crew can't forget wolves. =P
I think it's cute they order stuff. I bet the wolves would be best friends with the delivery crew, if only because said crew can't forget wolves. =P
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Oh yes, Darth Vader Sanchez. He's the third boy.Crux wrote:Now who's "Darth Vader Sanchez" (the third cub? he's tagged in the sugar strip and one of the strips in the King and I). Or is he another name change(again) from one of the two cubs?
And his name also is in quotation marks. Why is that?
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It's probably something of an initiation at the pizza place.
Experienced pizza guy " Gee..this pizza is going to the Milton Estate....wish I could take it....imagine the tip....."
Newbee pizza guy "I'll take it! I'll take it!"
Experienced pizza guy " Well..... Ok.... But you owe me one."
Newbee pizza guy "Oh boy!!!!"
Experienced pizza guy " Gee..this pizza is going to the Milton Estate....wish I could take it....imagine the tip....."
Newbee pizza guy "I'll take it! I'll take it!"
Experienced pizza guy " Well..... Ok.... But you owe me one."
Newbee pizza guy "Oh boy!!!!"
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Works every time Well, it only for impresonable pizza delivery guys...
I give credit to Rick, it surely is a task trying to remember the names of three-four almost identical cubs
Off topic, but this is my guess for the featurees next Valentine cards:
-Jata
-Jessica
-Fal and Truck
-Kevin
-Extra guess: Keene
I give credit to Rick, it surely is a task trying to remember the names of three-four almost identical cubs
Off topic, but this is my guess for the featurees next Valentine cards:
-Jata
-Jessica
-Fal and Truck
-Kevin
-Extra guess: Keene
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Keene holding bank account book "Wanna curl up with a good book?"Satsura wrote:Works every time Well, it only for impresonable pizza delivery guys...
I give credit to Rick, it surely is a task trying to remember the names of three-four almost identical cubs
Off topic, but this is my guess for the featurees next Valentine cards:
-Jata
-Jessica
-Fal and Truck
-Kevin
-Extra guess: Keene
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Well wolve are a common villain in fairy tales, but i still don't get how they can be still so hated either. Wolves are freaking awesome; they are my favorite animal of all the ones that exist on earth.valerio wrote:YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!
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Experienced pizza guy "Sucker"WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:It's probably something of an initiation at the pizza place.
Experienced pizza guy " Gee..this pizza is going to the Milton Estate....wish I could take it....imagine the tip....."
Newbee pizza guy "I'll take it! I'll take it!"
Experienced pizza guy " Well..... Ok.... But you owe me one."
Newbee pizza guy "Oh boy!!!!"
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For some reason the cubs on that last panel i find just adorable how they're sort of just peeking out on the corner
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"Hello, Pizz Pizza, how can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
Can I get those delivered, please?"
"One moment, sir. That's two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
And you'd like those delivered to the Milton Estate?"
"Uh, yeah; how'd you know that?"
"Call it a hunch, sir..."
Now that I think about it, it would make more sense if Karishad made that call...
"Yes, I'd like two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
Can I get those delivered, please?"
"One moment, sir. That's two Extra La--
-- AAAAH --
And you'd like those delivered to the Milton Estate?"
"Uh, yeah; how'd you know that?"
"Call it a hunch, sir..."
Now that I think about it, it would make more sense if Karishad made that call...
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Well you don't, but your parents do.Miles Cubs wrote:Do we still have to pay?
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well what would be more scary than a wolf with one arm saying he,s gone eat ya what he needs is some auto mail XD
you laugh at me because i,m different i laugh at you because your the same
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This... this is why I don't want live in a furry world (this plus other things).
HAIL GALLAFRAX!
HAIL GALLAFRAX!
I see a red door and I want it paited #000000
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Because wolves are scary and most people aren't familiar with domestic, safe wolves.valerio wrote:YAY! WOLVES ARE BACK! And safe and sound it seems.
Gee, why all this prejudice?!
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Really funny, great one! Yeah, in this town there's still the thinking of the bad wolves man-eaters, when they can be pets, instead... The belly outside the short shirt of the pizza deliver!
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Maybe the Guy will now start to work out a little bit
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Huh... And before I even saw this, I had a massive craving for pizza... Just got done with it, in fact. Lol