Er... Is Bing threatening me??? *hides*
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It has. * Bing * threats * free
Violence! Man! In order to avoid violence!!!Stop threatening!
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In order to avoid
Er... Is Bing threatening me??? *hides*
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It has. * Bing * threats * free
Violence! Man! In order to avoid violence!!!Stop threatening!
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In order to avoid
*pours a bucket of water over the head*"I'm bored. Entertain me."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I am very tired, the framework decision has been adopted, and I think my head is on fire."
Sounds like higher maths lecture"There are a lot of tired and have fun!"
Men, women and children and young people? Ok..."Three Rings for the Elven kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne,
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"A resident of heaven and the King. 7-2. men, women and children and young people, as well as black magic, the Dark Lord is dead."
Does the translater know what it is doing? This is SO true..."One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Gold rings, dealing with dark circles."
"Does the translater know what it is doing?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"You know that your translations"
The Wolf and the Fox - Brothers GrimmBadTranslator wrote:"No ideas, so random Wikipedia time."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The idea, incidentally, from Wikipedia."
BadTranslator wrote:"A wolf and a fox once lived together. The fox, who was the weaker of the two, had to do all the hard work, which made him anxious to leave his companion."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Wolf chairs with adjustable focus, Fox, there are two."
The process spat out a lot of different countries.BadTranslator wrote:"There are over 20,000 Grade II* listed buildings in England. This page is a list of these buildings in the district of West Devon in Devon."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"200,000 grant, Germany Xidewen (II), the United States and this Web site."
BadTranslator wrote:"He’s envious, greedy, stingy, obnoxious, petty, and downright mean, and if you know a little something about dogs, that can rub off rather easily."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Disclosure of software and will be removed with envy dogs nº א based on a clock."
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"Sunny days sweeping the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The sky is not a very nice site. Can you tell me? My bird?"
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"Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck Some nights I call it a draw Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle Some nights I wish they'd just fall off"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Golf day and night. In the evening, some errors and changes."
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"You put your right hand in You put your right hand out You put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn around That's what it's all about!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Well, then. For more information about Lithuanian hockey."
So that's what my textbook is about!"Anatomy of domestic animals"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"How to make a little Anatomy"
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"Anatomy of domestic animals"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Animal anatomy"
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"Anatomy of domestic animals"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Party costumes"
That sounds like one of Joey's books.Hlaoroo wrote:And... Oh so wrong!Code: Select all
"Anatomy of domestic animals" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Party costumes"
"Click here to Jata Sergeant Ralph for Fido, Sabrina!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Dance leader Ralph Zhongshisabulin, please click here."
"Gra-ape! The Wii remote is out of batteries, mom and dad are out of the house and I'm bored."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Transparency and the Church, his father, mother, and Wii game consoles and a bit tedious."
Guess somebody is depressed...So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin'
"This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die"
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Los Angeles whisky waste of young people around. The song is now a Chevrolet, in my life.
"If you don't want to call me Halfwit, call me Welshie! "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Welsh idiot, if he can get up."
It looks like Bing likes it."I'm presently trying the google translation plugin. hope it works fine for me."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
1st try: "Google Translator plugin is a good thing, I think."
2nd attempt: Try Google translate plugin."
3rd translation: "I tried Google translate plugin."
Maybe it wants to be taken out of its misery, oh wait, lets ask it:Render wrote:It looks like Bing likes it.[/color]
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh ok?Hey Bing, you feeling alright?
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Why the ice?
Why the ice?
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Why should you be concerned?
I won't mind some of the latter"Did you take your pills?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Relaxation and well-being"
Why the ice?
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Why should you be concerned?
Because we're kinda concerned dude!
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... This is a cause for concern.
Yes! Yes it is!
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Well, of course.
Well are you going to do something about it??
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... You don't need to do this.
AaawwwYes I do! We CARE about you!
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I love you too.
"It is incredible how good a conversation works with a machine that only translates."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Good job to follow in the tradition of College."
"You have been at College?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"What is a school?"
"Ah, now you are back to normal. We were already worried about you."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It will rotate usually can be found here."
It appears you have some trouble with puctuation.
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Boktoishan, obvious problems, in whole or in part.
Ok, thats a little better, but now you're not making much sense; Whos is Boktoishan?
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Very well, but now I know that this is not so, Boktoishan.
You haven't answered my question... Are you talking to somebody else?
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... No, it's going to have to answer questions about the story.
A right, ok; its a story you want to talk about? And that guy you mentioned is the auther?
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The problem we are the rules, and the day and night.
Yeah... thats what I said...Having a kind of God complex are we?
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God complex
o.o uuuhhh........I don't know how I feel about this. But I like it.
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... But I think she enjoyed it
"Would you mind to translate Minecraft.net for us?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Minecraft.NET, may be sent to you."
"Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks. At first, people built structures to protect against nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Minecraf is a good game for us, for the first time, to protect the reputation of the games continues to be acteur.j. (j) to work together."
"It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty."
"You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... You and your friends small nozzle spiral vector stimulates more of the bad guys while playing."
"Of the two sports cars to see mushrooms, which I like."
"The investigation of the President.""You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS and Android, and Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition is available on the XBLA Marketplace. So far 12,635,487 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew. "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Minecraf Minecraf computer can be bored! : 2 free packages, medicine, pharmacy, IOS and Android version for Xbox 360: Minecraf. in 12 games, 494 XBL-635, buy the PC version. The investigation of the President."
"Will the wolfs be able to win against Jata? Will anybody react on Ralph's attempt to stop the fight? Will Tattorack continue to translate the Comics?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Wolf hunting cartoon, Ralph and tatorak."
Remember rule number 66!! The cake is a LIE!!
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66? But the cake is too big for a lie!
Stay away from it!! Stay away I say!!
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Anna is not much better.
But at least she is real!
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... But a little lesson.
Too lateYeah! I'm giving you one! You stay away from that cake-lie or I burn your toes off! Its for your own good!
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So, the more powerful the tooth Jukebox Borino f, so good.
"I shouldn't drink while reading this ridiculous translations"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Pot, wine etc. If you can read the strange habit."
"Do you translate with 'Random Language Order' selected or unselected?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Naklj Enizbran Titikni in Czechoslovakia"
"You like mentioning former socialist countries, don't you?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It's not the same old Mintionir in a socialist country?"
...I am missing on some piece of common knowledge or what?"Who is that Mintionir character?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Mintionir."
In all of google "Mintionir" got only one result. Who or what the devil is it???
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I usually just Google Mintionir and why
What? Just for the heck of it?
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Why would you want to? ILKKA.
Can't spell my web-name properlyThat's what I meant to ask you. And it's Tattorack please, thank you.
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Do you want to hear. Please thank your Tatorak.
"Why can't you just keep Tattorack as it is instead making Tatorak out of it?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Tattorack 。 Tatorak 。"
"OK, you can keep the name as you just proved. But what do you want to say with this?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Me Tokirid."
OK, this seems to be very clear now."Do I understand that correctly? Your name is Tokirid? I always thought you were Bing."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Much? My name is Tokirid, I believe."
Err..."So your name now is Tokirid, Bing?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Tokirid Bing now"
... I see"You have a split personality, my friend."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Public function."
"Let's skip the part with your name. Tell us where you come from? Which country or at least which continent?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"No vote: for example. The smallest continent."
"The smallest continent? You mean Australia? I'm not sure, if Hlaoroo would be very proud of that fact."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Australian mainland criminals? Well, Sarah is proud of."
"Och come on. Yes, the British have shipped their prisoners to Australia. But that was a very long time ago. Don't expect the average Aussi to be a criminal."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... And although I wouldn't say that. After a long period of water, Finland, Italy and in jail. Wait for your safety."
"How long is a long period of Finland? And what is the meaning of it? Sometimes I really have problems to understand what you mean..."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In Finland? I think they are just words, and sometimes white."
BAMMM HEADSHOT!!!"OK, I just pretend to have asked the Oracle of Delphi."
...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:
"Bakr mn profecas uzlatrmak eby yararn iindeki Delfi. "
"I can't say that I have a favorite cat name. Maybe very simple, the german word for cat, Katze. Wasn't the name of Colombo's dog simply Dog?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Type a name for the selected items. In General. Female puppy names and dog Germany Katz"
"The cat that lives with my Father was named Tom by my mother. But the cat was not paying attention to the name and gave birth to 4 kittens when she was nearly one year old. If my mom only would have asked somebody to check the sex..."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
1st try: "My mother and my father is still alive. Cat trays 2-4, Keith Thomas, people used to ask my mother."
2nd try: "The mother or father. the 4-year-old daughter cats have found a person who from time to time, if a parent decorator:"
"But the cat is still Tom and she's coming home if called Tom Tom (when she hears it)."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"But it's not always at home Tangmutangm (Eve)"
"If I would ever have a purple cat, you know... "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Purple cat?"
"Yes, purple cat. Her name is Grape Jelly Sandwich. Don't tell me you never heard of Housepets!. "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Well, the cat, the name of the wine. I think you should know that listening to the animals."
Original text:
"There are better places to sleep then on the ground you know."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is a good place to stay."
Original text:
"I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The Shortest."
"Mal sehen, was passiert, wenn man einen Text auf deutsch eingibt."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Germany, as everyone Aingib President Bashar vocabulary."
"Das ist ja interessant. Wer ist Präsident Bashar? Von welchem Land ist er denn Präsident?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"As a matter of interest the citizens Bashar Al-Assad, hospital public relations at the hospital."
Everything is perfectly translated, so I dont think put it here in english, it's not needed."Es klappt deutlich besser, als ich es erwartet habe. Viele Sachen werden scheinbar in den unterschiedlichsten Sprachen einfach so übersetzt."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The cable is a problem, of course, there are thousands of kids and a large number of countries."
What? Yes I am! o_oRender wrote:I tried something...
"Mal sehen, was passiert, wenn man einen Text auf deutsch eingibt."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Germany, as everyone Aingib President Bashar vocabulary.""Das ist ja interessant. Wer ist Präsident Bashar? Von welchem Land ist er denn Präsident?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"As a matter of interest the citizens Bashar Al-Assad, hospital public relations at the hospital."Everything is perfectly translated, so I dont think put it here in english, it's not needed."Es klappt deutlich besser, als ich es erwartet habe. Viele Sachen werden scheinbar in den unterschiedlichsten Sprachen einfach so übersetzt."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The cable is a problem, of course, there are thousands of kids and a large number of countries."
OK... if you like, here the translations:
- Let's try what happens if you insert a text in german.
- That's interesting. Who is president Bashar? Of which country is he the president?
- It's working much better then expected by me. Apparently many things are simply translated in the various languages.
It seems that Tattorack isn't translating the comics for us, so I started:
I thought you didn't want to put it in the translation-section... I was looking under 'The Comic' every day...Tattorack wrote:What? Yes I am! o_o
Its here: http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... f=6&t=2690
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Back to English: You will be four hundred and fifty dollars
To Haitian Creole: N' a trèz dola
Back to English: You will thirteen dollars
"Power Rangers gambling problem."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Power Rangers"