Attack the above poster

Post by **Render** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:41 pm

I push you into the cloud as well and start the lightning.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:24 pm

I give you five across the nose!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:49 am

I phase through you and steal your liver.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:33 pm

I dance. The extreme awesomeness melts your face. But you. CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:03 pm

I hand you some black licorice.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:55 pm

I de-evolve you

Added insult : THOUGH YOU WEREN'T THAT EVOLVED ANYWAY.

^ Meant in fun and in no way shows my stance on the above User.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:30 pm

I release a wave of energy that rots everything organic.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:07 am

I shout at you OBJECTION!!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:32 am

I use the Judges' 'gavel' on your head.

Post by **Render** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:39 am

I slap you with a fly swatter.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:51 pm

I infect thee with west potato virus.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:01 pm

I make the watch/ring/thing turn Fox human. And King into a Skunk.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:31 pm

I stab you with a knife.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:02 pm

I dump a bucket of hair removal cream on you

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:33 pm

I remove the calcium from your body!
You have no bones and your nerve cells don't work.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:39 pm

I remove the fat from your body, your cells no longer produce energy to support themselves and do not divide. [Gotta bother a mod to see if this is defined as Too Descriptive]

(I know so little about what would happen I'm pretty much making it up)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:31 am

I calcify all the soft tissue in your body [bother the mod.]

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:37 am

I drill a hole in your foot and the ear of TUBM. Then I connect the ear and foot with steel wire for obvious effect...

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:08 am

I charge an attack, but then I pass out from over-exertion.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:11 am

I shank you with a sharpened toothbrush.

I bothered Brent. Time to wait for the answer.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:30 am

I throw you into a vat of minty toothpaste with an anvil.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:39 am

I tie you to the anvil and throw in some Baking soda for good measure.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:43 am

I grab your tail before slowly sinking into the gooey toothpaste.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:43 am

I attach your foot to the tail of the plane in todays strip.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:49 am

*shurgs* At least I'm out of a slow death by toothpaste.

I drop you from that height.

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:46 pm

I snap a mousetrap at your nose.

Deske wrote:I bothered Brent. Time to wait for the answer.

Okay... I'm not Brent, but I would say your post is okay.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:53 pm

I remove all the fat from your body. Your cells cease to divide. With the current cell death rate and the addition of outside influences, you die a painful death as your heart cells cease to beat. Your brain remains alive for 6 more minutes and you feel every minute as your internal organs cease function due to asphyxiation and cellular death. Days later you finally cease to look anything relatable to your former self and end up as naught but a pile of mush.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:58 pm

I bond you together permanently. Some Fokxing occurs... (Sorry)

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:59 pm

I bond with you permanently, bothering you for all eternity

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:02 pm

(You've never bothered me.)

I unentangle myself from you for a short time and insert a cinderblock into your esophagus

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:09 pm

I cough, launching the cinderblock through your face

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:19 pm

I turn you into a statue

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:25 pm

I spray super glue on your fur.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:26 pm

I cover you with Nair.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:59 pm

I shave you bald

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:06 pm

I throw you into a cage with a dozen angry skunks.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:21 pm

I'll put two provoked hagfish on your head.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:08 pm

I make your brain overheat and turn to mush, I watch as you slowly cease to exist

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:11 pm

I celebrate your return - then give you that irritating itch you can't... quite... reach!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:12 pm

I flatten you while I'm in my over-inflated form!