Corrupt a Wish
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - you may have as many corrupted wishes as you want.
I wish Christmas happened twice a year.
I wish Christmas happened twice a year.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. Santa sneaks down your chimney, watches you while you sleep, and gives you presents.
I wish for a softer bed.
I wish for a softer bed.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Stan Collier
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Your bed is a cloud. You fall through it!
I wish the comic updates NOW!
I wish the comic updates NOW!
- Jacey
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Granted but your internet takes four hours to load the page
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Doesn't seem to be a wish I can corrupt, soooo...
I wish that all the Walt Disney Oswald the Lucky Rabbit shorts were found and restored.
I wish that all the Walt Disney Oswald the Lucky Rabbit shorts were found and restored.
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- Jacey
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granted, but they are not as good as you remember and you are vastly disapointed and lament about it in the streets.
I wish my wishes could not be slow and load properly
I wish my wishes could not be slow and load properly
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- Render
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Granted, your wishes load in high speed and in perfect condition. Unfortunately your session expires as soon as they are loaded and you need to log in again.
I wish to have more tasty coffee.
I wish to have more tasty coffee.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted: It tastes like chicken!
I wish to have more good dreams and no bad dreams.
I wish to have more good dreams and no bad dreams.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. You enjoy sleeping so much, you go into a coma.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Hlaoroo
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Granted but you have to survive Wonka's factory to get it.
I wish to be turned into my fursona for real.
I wish to be turned into my fursona for real.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but you're abducted and studied for science.
I wish there wasn't such thing as depression.
I wish there wasn't such thing as depression.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- herobrineharry
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Granted, your neurochemistry ceases to function.
I wish to be able to play D&D with my friends.
I wish to be able to play D&D with my friends.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Deske
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Welcome to the world of D&D! You now become your character. Death is permanent and a very real fear.
The dice roll... The odds look to be not in your favor.
How shall you overcome this obstacle?
Another roll later and yet again, the odds be not in your favor.
You have died. 'Tis a sad, sorrowful day. Yet another lost to the realm...
I wish Dark Souls 2 wasn't so different.
The dice roll... The odds look to be not in your favor.
How shall you overcome this obstacle?
Another roll later and yet again, the odds be not in your favor.
You have died. 'Tis a sad, sorrowful day. Yet another lost to the realm...
I wish Dark Souls 2 wasn't so different.
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Granted, now it's not so different from Call of Duty.
I wish I had pizza.
I wish I had pizza.
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- Hlaoroo
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Granted. But it's covered in anchovies and olives. *shudders* The horror!
I wish I knew some furries in my local area.
I wish I knew some furries in my local area.
- ratdeathtrap
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The furries are the animatronics from five nights at freddies. Have fun!
I wish my watch turned me into a pet.
I wish my watch turned me into a pet.
I'll fill this in later. Probably with pictures of cats. This is the internet after all.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but the watch gets a mind of its own and takes over.
I wish for extremely sour candy.
I wish for extremely sour candy.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but it's so acidic that it dissolves your tongue.
I wish for a kangaroo.
I wish for a kangaroo.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but it has rabies and a very accurate and critical punch.
I wish for my old playstation games back.
I wish for my old playstation games back.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but they don't work anymore.
I wish I was immune to all diseases.
I wish I was immune to all diseases.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but your body's now very fragile.
I wish for another Wolf's Rain season.
I wish for another Wolf's Rain season.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted: You get to watch a whole season's worth of video footage of wolves getting rained on.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but you end up wishing for the polar opposite of what you wanted.
I wish to go to the inverse-universe.
I wish to go to the inverse-universe.
- InDaZone1219
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You end up InDaVoid of nothingness.
I wish I could bend all four elements (Avatar, not the blue people).
I wish I could bend all four elements (Avatar, not the blue people).
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but the elements start bending you.
I wish for teleportation.
I wish for teleportation.
- Render
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Granted, you are teleported. 3 feet to the side, you fell down on your butt because you have been sitting down.
I wish to be able to turn back time.
I wish to be able to turn back time.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted: You are given an analog clock. (You may now commence making people late for work. )
I wish that Rick will have a good break this week (and continue Housepets! the next week).
I wish that Rick will have a good break this week (and continue Housepets! the next week).
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but you give up your free time and instead work continuously.
I wish my nephew would understand the meaning of the word NO.
I wish my nephew would understand the meaning of the word NO.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted: He understands, but that makes it all the more annoying when he does it anyway.
I wish that workers would actually get things done when building a house.
I wish that workers would actually get things done when building a house.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but they start using cheaper materials.
I wish for a keyblade.
I wish for a keyblade.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but it's a fake one dangling on your keychain.
I wish it would rain in dry places and be dry in wet places for a day.
I wish it would rain in dry places and be dry in wet places for a day.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but it throws off the balance of the ecosystem.
I wish was with Peanut and Grape.
I wish was with Peanut and Grape.
- InDaZone1219
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Granted, but you don't remember spending time with them and you only have photos as evidence.
I wish I had a PhD in Parasitology.
I wish I had a PhD in Parasitology.
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
- deepskycyan
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Granted, but parasites have now all been wiped out, and you're just sitting there with a useless degree.
I wish there were more comics like housepets!
I wish there were more comics like housepets!
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson
- Jacey
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Granted, but there are so many now that the charm wears off
I wish I didn't have a stomach flu
I wish I didn't have a stomach flu
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- Shadowstar23
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Granted, but now you can't stand flying.
I wish I had more sleep potions.
I wish I had more sleep potions.
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Granted, but it's the draught of the living death. You're in a coma for eternity.
I wish my cat would leave me alone.
I wish my cat would leave me alone.
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- InDaZone1219
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Your cat leaves you alone... *grabs flashlight and shines in my own face* Forever! *echoes*
I wish I had a stronger gravitational pull.
I wish I had a stronger gravitational pull.
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
- Shadowstar23
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Granted, now everything with in 500 lightyears is attracted to you.
I wish for a WarHead.
I wish for a WarHead.
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Granted. You get a lifetime supply of WarHead candies. And they are all apple flavored.
I wish I had a better computer.
I wish I had a better computer.
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