2014/11/12 - Watch Out For That Step
2014/11/12 - Watch Out For That Step
[ Watch Out For That Step ]
Title Text: I'm sure cory will be by any second now
Nope. I got nothing. Zach, how do you you?
Title Text: I'm sure cory will be by any second now
Nope. I got nothing. Zach, how do you you?
Re: 2014/11/12 - Watch Out For That Step
That moment when you go for an evening stroll, then BAM
Cliff.
This why I never leave the house.
Cliff.
This why I never leave the house.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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The Moon is puzzled by this new creature;
the one shouting when he should be quiet
and crunching blindly toward a fissure...
if not careful, he'll end up on someone's diet.
White walls stretch underfoot to the horizon
as Zach wanders home, off the wild range.
It's land he fails to keep his bright eyes on...
When was there a cliff here? Strange.
He moved quick to get that scarf off his neck
and loop it around that lucky limb while falling;
he looked down and thought 'flipping 'eck!'
and decided that lassoing was now his calling....
the one shouting when he should be quiet
and crunching blindly toward a fissure...
if not careful, he'll end up on someone's diet.
White walls stretch underfoot to the horizon
as Zach wanders home, off the wild range.
It's land he fails to keep his bright eyes on...
When was there a cliff here? Strange.
He moved quick to get that scarf off his neck
and loop it around that lucky limb while falling;
he looked down and thought 'flipping 'eck!'
and decided that lassoing was now his calling....
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...it's a doozy!
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Thank goodness for instantaneously unraveling scarves
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"-C´mon everybody, we´ve to assemble a searching party for Zach, he´s lost in the woods
-Again ?
-...yup"
-Again ?
-...yup"
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Yup, that's me every January. "What am I doing out here and why?"
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Is it me, or is that not a deep ravine? And I do agree with Zach...though I tend to rarely go outside if at all (mainly because I feel uncomfortable around groups of people).
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So...now does Zach lose his scarf, his last proof he is a domesticated and not a feral.
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Zach just got in more problems >< our poor little bunny...
So, hours had passed; what could had been Cory "the pet" doing all this time?
So, hours had passed; what could had been Cory "the pet" doing all this time?
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I feel ya Zach, I keep telling everyone that I'm trying to avoid skin cancer but no one believes me and they always force me to expose my skin to the Sun's deadly radiation! I'm gonna die young, I know it!
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You know, Zach has a rather valid point.
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He usually does being the One Sane Man. I usually hear Bob Newhart's voice as I read his dialog...with less stammering, of course.D-Rock wrote:You know, Zach has a rather valid point.
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Zach your a holy monarch in the forest so your semi-safe.
Unless of course they have realised that the era of peace was a lie and hate him for it.
Outside is dangerous and either too hot or cold or noisy, inside is amazing.
Unless of course they have realised that the era of peace was a lie and hate him for it.
Outside is dangerous and either too hot or cold or noisy, inside is amazing.
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I'm pretty sure that's not the way you came, Zach.
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I just like how Zach comments on the progress of the comic.
Zach wrote:Ugh, it got dark awful fast...
Zach wrote:the woods are different after it snows
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Ah! The arc is called Rabbit's Foot because Zach is about to fall, break his foot and finally see the caring nature of the pets and ferals around him in a different light!~
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Can't it be the fear of walking off cliffs AND laziness?
Also,
Also,
Just who does he think he is? Peanut?Zach wrote:Did you get the thing back?
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I assume it's called "Rabbit's Foot" because a rabbit's foot isn't lucky for the rabbit.
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That fall must've been painful for his neck the first time. =\
Night time already? I'm surprised there isn't a search party out there. Of course, Keene won't feel bad about it... maybe. X3
Night time already? I'm surprised there isn't a search party out there. Of course, Keene won't feel bad about it... maybe. X3
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Oh yeah, wasn't there a search party for Zach the first time he went 'missing'? Maybe his owner got used to his tendency to wander about
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I used to go outside all the time, then I started to walk off cliffs, and I broke every bone in my body. This is why I don't go outside.
I know this happens to people all the time, they walk off cliffs while walking around.
I bet the scarf rips. That is the most likely thing. That, or Jessica or some follower of the Opener comes along and finds him.
Or both...
Wait... How did the scarf get off his neck that quick? Uh... MAGIC!
If he loses that, it is the last thing to distinguish him as domestic. Though, even with it that would be hard, as his followers also like to take things.
I love the comments on the comic progression, though...
I have a different problem Zach. My friends don't think I am lazy for not going outside, they think I am dumb for wanting to go outside.
Zach's yawn keeps making me yawn. I am yawning while writing this.
I know this happens to people all the time, they walk off cliffs while walking around.
I bet the scarf rips. That is the most likely thing. That, or Jessica or some follower of the Opener comes along and finds him.
Or both...
Wait... How did the scarf get off his neck that quick? Uh... MAGIC!
If he loses that, it is the last thing to distinguish him as domestic. Though, even with it that would be hard, as his followers also like to take things.
I love the comments on the comic progression, though...
Well, in comic progression, yes. In real time, no. It took 2 days to get dark.Zach wrote:It got dark awful fast...
I have a different problem Zach. My friends don't think I am lazy for not going outside, they think I am dumb for wanting to go outside.
Zach's yawn keeps making me yawn. I am yawning while writing this.
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Let's just hope someone finds him before he gets hypothermia.
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Come on Zach the woods are a fine place to hang around
Why do I imagine that Jess of all teh critters will find him?
Why do I imagine that Jess of all teh critters will find him?
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"...of ALL the times I needed someone to help me and everyone is sleeping! Bah! Bof!"
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Is it true? Is my theory Zach going to end up being injured and nursed back to health by Jessica going to be realized? Is Jessica going to realize that she's been wrong about Zach this whole time?
Maybe, but I'm not going to bank on it.
(Not until I see the money, anyway.)
Maybe, but I'm not going to bank on it.
(Not until I see the money, anyway.)
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Poor naive Zach. Totally lost in the woods, at night, with difficulties and wanted to go back his track: say goodbye to Keene's compensation. Cory won't be back, it's sure, haven't you still got to have been scammed, Zach? Good for you that the cliff doesn't look really deep, but really, watch your step and stop when you have to yawn... Good point with that observation, but it's not really your fault, you're a domesticated bunny, after all.
How did the scarf got blocked around the trunk in that way? The rabbit's foot has been really lucky for a rabbit, for this time. Yeah, now Jessica may come to, hopefully, rescue him.
How did the scarf got blocked around the trunk in that way? The rabbit's foot has been really lucky for a rabbit, for this time. Yeah, now Jessica may come to, hopefully, rescue him.
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Good thing Zach's scarf didn't watch out for that tree.
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Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
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I thought Diss was the evil one. You're not competing for the reputation, are you?Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
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Is that a creek beneath him? It's a little cold for a swim
But I'm impressed how he's managing it to stay calm. We're talking about Zach here, after all
But I'm impressed how he's managing it to stay calm. We're talking about Zach here, after all
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Swimming is always funProf wrote:Is that a creek beneath him? It's a little cold for a swim
In the middle of Winter.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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I hope that is what happens. I will support that with you.Douglas Collier wrote:Is it true? Is my theory Zach going to end up being injured and nursed back to health by Jessica going to be realized? Is Jessica going to realize that she's been wrong about Zach this whole time?
Maybe, but I'm not going to bank on it.
(Not until I see the money, anyway.)
OH COME ON! I just put this banner in my signature, and now you are going to make me take it off because there will be no more Zach. Great. Why did I even start to like Zach if a week later he dies. YOU KNOW ALL THE PAPER WORK I HAVE TO DO IF HE DIES! Well, none actually, it is all on the computer. BUT IT IS STILL HARD WORK!Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
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At least she didn't tell you which K-9 officer dies in the rescue attempt.Douglas Collier wrote:I thought Diss was the evil one. :shock: You're not competing for the reputation, are you? :PSleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
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people are the only things that matter; take care of yourselves and each other
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Spoiler: ALL OF THEM
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And a basket of living fish will play a vital role in their demise, also a pencil sharpener and a blue stone
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No prob, actually.Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
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Please point me in the direction of whatever Kool-Aide you guys are drinking to come up with this.