Attack the above poster

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon May 04, 2015 3:29 pm

I make your species change against your will.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon May 04, 2015 3:37 pm

I give you Rabbit ears.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 04, 2015 6:28 pm

I give you... a blackhole. Have fun getting back out.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 05, 2015 7:59 am

I give you 200 hungry Compsognathus, who like the taste of dog.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue May 05, 2015 8:18 am

I take away your ability to roleplay.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue May 05, 2015 1:55 pm

I mak you look like Cory.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 05, 2015 7:21 pm

I hand you a puppy, with no bladder control.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue May 05, 2015 9:07 pm

I make fun of you having no bladder control. (comma placement matters)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 05, 2015 9:59 pm

I make a new fur hat. I'm sure you didn't need that hide.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 06, 2015 12:56 am

I make fun of you wearing a Raccoon hat as it's so last year!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:32 pm

I shoulder ram you

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:06 pm

I have the whole forum glomp you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:17 pm

YAY!!!!!!!! i ensure you're caught in the middle. *glomp's*

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:51 pm

I have an evil multinational company raze you forest.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri May 08, 2015 5:40 am

I put a rather large crack in your spaceship's hull.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:04 pm

I give spaceship ducttape.
I give Whozjama ducttape.
I wrap you firmply in ducttape so that there are no viable ways for you to escape and regain mobility without outside help.
...actually, whole world is getting wrapped in ducttape, starting now!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 08, 2015 5:51 pm

I put you on the highest on the priority list for duct taping.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri May 08, 2015 6:01 pm

I push you off a cliff.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:06 pm

MMHMHMM HMMM! (yay! duck tape!)

I send a reaper after you.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat May 09, 2015 5:52 am

((Yay, fellow inorganic lifeform! ^v^))

I pull on loose end of ducttape that is stuck on you, and pull strongly.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat May 09, 2015 6:04 am

I wash off your warpaint and, accidentally, find you're actually a Chihuahua.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 09, 2015 8:45 am

I dump tackle you.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Sat May 09, 2015 8:47 am

I put the bucket over your head.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun May 10, 2015 4:11 am

I tell Patrick you called him tubby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWho15dSjQ

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun May 10, 2015 7:20 am

Mickey wrote:I put the bucket over your head.

That was a Rugby reference not a Fishing one!

I throw Mickey at Saturn.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun May 10, 2015 8:56 am

I swiftly move you so you not only threw Mickey but get hit by him too, thus saving Saturn.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Sun May 10, 2015 11:33 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:I swiftly move you so you not only threw Mickey but get hit by him too, thus saving Saturn.

Her. Both of us.

I use my tail to trip Welsh.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun May 10, 2015 1:50 pm

I pull on said tail to see what follows.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun May 10, 2015 3:12 pm

I cause you to forget or miss all holidays for a year.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 10, 2015 11:35 pm

I launch future you out of a canon at present you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:01 am

Cannon! I put to much gunpowder in it before handing it to Buster and then igniting it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 11, 2015 10:53 pm

There is no Buster only a cardboard cutout with the word SUCKER! written on the back. there is also no door, when you try to leave the fake door just pops off revealing more brick wall. as it pulls free it rips the fake floor revealing the dynamite. Which is lit.

have FUN!

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:59 pm

I throw a buster sword into the mix.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:14 am

When police arrives to investigate the mess you all created, I say that you caused it.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 12, 2015 4:59 pm

I handcuff you to the front of the cannon.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 12, 2015 10:15 pm

I point out that your hand cuffs were coated in superglue, you're stuck there with him!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 13, 2015 9:14 am

Noooo! I'm taking Buster with me!

Post by **Render** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:04 pm

I step on your foot.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:26 pm

I punch you in the face.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:56 pm

I have Grape marry Maxwell and leave Peanut for good.