Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, but no one in the world wants Pizza anymore.
I wish that there was more good mainstream dubstep music.
I wish that there was more good mainstream dubstep music.
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Granted. It's one enormous flowing track that everyone keeps adding on. You keep losing your position in it and relistening same opening over and over and over... etc.
I wish for a line of weaponised vegetables.
I wish for a line of weaponised vegetables.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, but you accidental injure yourself with them.
I wish that the user below me understands what I mean by "Shwatch".
I wish that the user below me understands what I mean by "Shwatch".
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Granted, the user took the time to look it up, found a match, and throughout it only remembered a Jeff Dunham sketch regarding "Swatches", and essentially stopped caring about the Shwatch.
I wish my co-workers would act a bit more mature.
I wish my co-workers would act a bit more mature.
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Granted, but now you act like a total child.
I wish ripping maniacal laughter from songs(for certain reasons...) was easier.
I wish ripping maniacal laughter from songs(for certain reasons...) was easier.
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Granted, but you can't get the laughing to shut of and it slowly drives you insane.
I wish for low humidity.
I wish for low humidity.
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, the average temperature just increased by 20000 degrees without any additional moisture being absorbed, making the relative humidity be comparatively lower.
I wish it weren't so hot.
I wish it weren't so hot.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted; you win a plane ticket to meet Render where the temperature is currently not going above 25C. However it's third class with Ryan air.
I wish I had a graphics tablet.
I wish I had a graphics tablet.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted it replaces your tree. also it uses a non-PnP 36 pin Right Angel Parallel Port Connector.
I wish hound wasn't a tree anymore, that joke is getting stale.
I wish hound wasn't a tree anymore, that joke is getting stale.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted: However, there is a visual delay so you'll still be seeing a tree for a while.
I wish for more morris dancing.
I wish for more morris dancing.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted. No idea why you wanted all people named Morris dance in tacky ways, but here you go.
I wish for something shiny.
I wish for something shiny.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, you look directly at the sun, and it shines brighter for a bit. However, you are now blind.
I wish for a moped.
I wish for a moped.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, you get a moped. That moment when you realize what the issue is
I wish that we'd get more leaks on Captain America: Civil War.
I wish that we'd get more leaks on Captain America: Civil War.
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Granted: The entire Marvel studio is flooded from a faulty pipe.
I wish I knew why I made my last wish.
I wish I knew why I made my last wish.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted - your wish was to know of The Game; and now that you know of The Game you can never un-know it, for to know of The Game is to play The Game, and to think of The Game is to lose The Game! There is never any recourse, never any escape! It will haunt you forever! Forever, do you hear me? Ahahahahaha!
. . . I wish I didn't just lose The Game.
. . . I wish I didn't just lose The Game.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. Every time you lose the Game, you get sent back in time to when yu did not yet lose it. Sadly, since you can't fix past, you keep staying in this time loop forever.
I wish there was no craze about this "The Game" at all >.>
I wish there was no craze about this "The Game" at all >.>
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: Someone spammed 'the game' all over the world. Consequently everyone loses all of the time to the point that no one cares. Unfortunately 'The Game' is everywhere...
I wish for to reach a new high score on Mods vs Members 4.
I wish for to reach a new high score on Mods vs Members 4.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, you get the score the highest it's ever been, but only for all of the mods to start a point reduction spree down to zero.
I wish that the weekend workload was more manageable.
I wish that the weekend workload was more manageable.
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Granted: You are now the weekend manager, you'll be in complete control of the workload, but you have to manage it.
I wish for decent weather tomorrow.
I wish for decent weather tomorrow.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, however it's MY definition of decent weather. Hope you like snow and -20c.
I wish I was feeling better...
I wish I was feeling better...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You feel .000001% better than a moment ago.... Which is still pretty bad.
I wish that I could see a purple cat like Grape in real life.
I wish that I could see a purple cat like Grape in real life.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, it's because you contract a disease that infects your eyes.
I wish that my face was clean.
I wish that my face was clean.
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Granted, everything has been cleaned off of your face. Including all of it's features. it's kinda just a slab of blank skin now.
I wish to know how in the world he can breathe like that.
I wish to know how in the world he can breathe like that.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted - you know through experience.
I wish to have fun on my cruise.
I wish to have fun on my cruise.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, you will have fun on your cruise, no strings attached.
That is, when you actually have enough money to buy out a line >.>
I wish for an akita puppy.
That is, when you actually have enough money to buy out a line >.>
I wish for an akita puppy.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: It doesn't like you.
I wish I wasn't so tired from working at the end of the week.
I wish I wasn't so tired from working at the end of the week.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted. you are now incapable of working, and therefore don't have to wory about it tiring you out.
however since any activity that earns money can technically be considered 'working'... well... lets hope you have plenty of savings set aside, you're about to need them.
I wish to undo every wish Douglas Collier has ever granted. because they frequently seem to end badly for me. unless he grants this one, then this wish is exempt.
however since any activity that earns money can technically be considered 'working'... well... lets hope you have plenty of savings set aside, you're about to need them.
I wish to undo every wish Douglas Collier has ever granted. because they frequently seem to end badly for me. unless he grants this one, then this wish is exempt.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted: But I'm not going to help figure out what now happening with regards to the sequence of wishes and their continuity. Instead I'm just going to...
Wish for things to end better for everyone else too, so that the appearance of wish endings is the same even though they are actually all better.
Wish for things to end better for everyone else too, so that the appearance of wish endings is the same even though they are actually all better.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, the definition of better now means "exactly the same" therefore the outcomes of all previous wishes are now "better".
I wish i had been able to come up with a way to corrupt that one that was more creative than just swapping out the definition of the operative word...
I wish i had been able to come up with a way to corrupt that one that was more creative than just swapping out the definition of the operative word...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Your sense of humour convinces you that the one you used is still more interesting, though.
I wish for something to go horribly wrong, dear wish-granter that follows.
I wish for something to go horribly wrong, dear wish-granter that follows.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: Look to you left, then to your left, still looking left? that's because right is gone, is this horrible enough for you guys left still reading this?
I wish I could come up with something better then that.
I wish I could come up with something better then that.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted: but you managed to crash the forums, the Housepets! webcomic website and Rick's shiny new site for his other works... and now everybody hates you for it.
I wish I could travel to distant stars!
I wish I could travel to distant stars!
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Granted, but you die cause you get teleported to close.
I wish that Dragon Ball Super would be released in English already.
I wish that Dragon Ball Super would be released in English already.
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Granted, but it costs a fortune.
I wish for more art of my fursona, Douglas.
I wish for more art of my fursona, Douglas.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted: you see this full-stop at the end of this sentence. Well it's a miniature picture of your fursona, but it's so small and poorly drawn you can't zoom in enough with a decent quality to make out what it is.
I wish I had an actual name for my fursona.
I wish I had an actual name for my fursona.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted: Your fursona's name is Persephone-Ann.
I wish to get a sneak peak at what King and Bailey's pups are going to look like.
I wish to get a sneak peak at what King and Bailey's pups are going to look like.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted: They're so cute that you get blinded, and can never see them (or anything) again.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early in the morning to work in the Dairy department for my job....
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early in the morning to work in the Dairy department for my job....
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, your schedule changes so that you no longer have time to sleep, making getting up unnecessary.
I wish for bacon flavored marshmallows.
I wish for bacon flavored marshmallows.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, bacon-flavored marshmallows are successful, but they style their theme song after this. And it gets stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
I wish I was better at drawing organic subjects.
I wish I was better at drawing organic subjects.
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Granted - you are slightly better at drawing worms and onions.
I wish I enjoyed my work more (without being paid less).
I wish I enjoyed my work more (without being paid less).
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.