Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:38 pm

Don't question it just attack please...

NOW THROWING PAPER AT tsMKG!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:42 pm

Well, since I revived them previously:

LASER BEAM!

DARK CURSE!

BITE!

DIGITAL TAZER!

HEAD LOCK!

BITE!

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:21 pm

*uses Nokia shield to block attacks and dispells tsMKG into the abyss*

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:32 pm

attacks all other avatars with holograms of his avatars!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:29 pm

I become the main character of Charlotte and body swap into Omega Tarot doing as much damage as theoretically possible within the time limit.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:39 pm

Man, that was a massacre, everybody's dead.
Render, Buster, UNP original body, My original body, The ghostbuster team, Welsh (if he didn't survive the stomp), Cerberus, Slenderman, Tiger, and now Tarot.

Oops! I left a time hole so an HUGE anvil fell over you

Also I have time to take the Chaos Emeralds and make Super versions of my myselfs.

(And also, now you can dump her without problems because she's dead

)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:19 am

Soooo, now what do we do???

We all travel to purgatory I guess and fight there over crumbs of food?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:32 pm

I throw a whole piece of bread and watch the ensuing chaos.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:50 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Soooo, now what do we do???

We all travel to purgatory I guess and fight there over crumbs of food?

I suppose, meanwhile in the normal world, my avatars fights your holos.

I drag you to the purgatory, Doug

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:38 pm

I still all the water and watch you guys dehydrate!

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:15 pm

I throw darts at you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:26 pm

Aw, yes welcome to our humble home then.

I steal the darts repetitively.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:59 pm

I replace them with tranquilizer darts and have you poke yourself.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:02 pm

Well, I aaaam already dead...soooooo.

I swallow them and throw up on you!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:07 pm

I send Hades angry because you both are playing with his darts.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:08 pm

I throw the darts at him while his back is turned and point at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:12 pm

Do you know that hades is a god? (or at least a demigod)

He turns and stands in front of you.
Then he STOMPS on you.

Now you are one of us: dead

Meanwhile I fill the papers to be the new Cerberus.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:23 pm

The papers are revoked, meanwhile I am bribing the purgatorial Italian Mafia to fight you guys like ninjas.

Salad4me · Post by **Salad4me** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:04 pm

I sacrifice your soul in a ritual to resurrect everyone.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:50 am

It is also vetoed. And I'm the only one to return too the surface whilst I drink pink lemonade and live the good 'life'

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:31 am

You forgot that my past myselfs are still alive, fighting your holograms.

HEADSHOT!

Welcome again UnusuallyNamedPerson!

(Remember kids, never stand in the middle of a battle zone)

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:28 pm

I throw one of those cheeseburgers at you and you explode from the gas, thus winding up on an even lower layer of da purgatory.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:58 pm

Uh?

Throw?

I was just next to you!

You get killed by the explosion too.

I fly to the upper layer of the purgatory, leaving you there.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:21 pm

I use italics in my post.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:16 pm

I give you a normal name. You are now Fred.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:32 pm

Nope, never, that will never happen.

I give you an ugly name, you are now 'leg less legalese'

I dunno I just thought of it.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:47 pm

I force you to see spoilers of every movie or TV show episode you'll ever want to see.

Salad4me · Post by **Salad4me** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:44 am

I bribe someone to also see the spoiler and tell you about them.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:09 am

Elizabeth casts Megidolaon.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:11 am

I summon a giant muffin that eats your face! OM NOM NOM!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:17 pm

I eat the muffin, then I hire a glass of lemonade to encompass you!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:04 pm

I smash out of the glass and light you on fire with the lemonade.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:05 am

Wait is that even possible?

I put out the fire with cold fusion, and everyone else goes to Timbuktu because of the nuclear blast...
FIGHTING FIRE /W FIRE!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:09 am

I dropkick you in the face.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:21 am

I strike your face with a flying knee.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:42 pm

I throw up and it lands in your face making you go ten miles further back then everybody else.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:50 pm

I hit you with my post.

(We're still in the purgatory?)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:05 pm

I fling you into the red spot on jupiter.

(pretty sure continuity has always been optional here. they are if they feel like it.)

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:15 am

I get out google earth so we all know where we actually are.
tsMKG, Jupiter...
everyone else, somewhere in Timbuktu?

Then I pinch the sun...

NOW WE ARE IN SPACE
IIIIIN SPAAAAACE!!!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:02 am

I throw a galaxy at you as if it's a shuriken.