Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:58 pm

I resuscitate you both and throw you both from a cliff.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:04 pm

My hidden parachute opens. The puckbomb planted on your back explodes.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:05 pm

I land on your parachute, breaking it.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:28 pm

You fall past me as I'm on a ledge and had disconnected the chute. I wave you goodbye.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:31 pm

I climb and push you off the ledge.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:24 pm

I use you for a pinata, while smashing I eat the candy you drop and your HP bar reaches zero

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:16 pm

I toss a Hand Grenade, blowing you up.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:24 pm

the water evaporates before touching me making the killing water airborne and kills everyone else as I wear a haz-suit

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:37 pm

Before I die, I slit your throat with my razor sharp metal claws.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:06 pm

since I am borg and some parts are still working like my feet arms hands and legs, I begin attacking everyone around me with the detached parts.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:24 am

the sound of shreiking metal as your claws barely scratch my metal fur

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:48 am

CATACLYSM!
*touch*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:21 am

I slice you to make sushis.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:40 am

I nuke this chat

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:45 pm

I put a fuse on you and light it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:19 am

since it's not actually attached, I grab your head and start playing basketball with it.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:34 am

I pull out a sign stating ["Iliked pete better"] Then breaks it over your faces

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:24 am

I paint with spray "Why not Kitsune?" on all your fires.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:40 pm

The flames run along the spray cans spray and into them, causing them to blow up and taking your fingers with them

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:48 pm

i shove a fire hose down your throat and turn it on.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:31 pm

I shift so the hose comes out, and water sprinkles out before umpaling you with halberds made of water

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:07 am

I trow an oil barrel at you then it explodes.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:56 pm

I cover you in The Dip from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and laugh as you turn into a puddle.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:46 pm

fire does nothing as Im fire proof, grab your plush head and sticks it in the barrel of dip till the bubbles stop, then tossing it at the rest of you

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:45 am

Turns out you live in a fiction-verse.
I write you out of the script that governs your reality.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:48 pm

I erase you with a giant rubber.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:04 pm

I write you into a 'My Little Pony' episode that never ends. As a powerless Earth Pony.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:10 pm

having never existed, when I did creates a time line paradox riping apart space and time till nothing is left, killing everyone no matter how powerful

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:17 am

I climb where you are and hit you with a bazooka.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:24 am

I stuff your head into the bazooka and, now it's actually loaded, fire you at Hackle.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:11 pm

since you fire at something that now doesn't exist, I still damage your credibility since everyone now thinks your insane forcing, people to lock you up in a nonexistant padded room since everything is now nothing when it was something, but will be nothing

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:13 pm

I point out that your logic is flawed, given you assume this thread has internally consistent continuity, when it typicaly does not. I mean, we've already destroyed the universe eight times, yet we're still standing.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:02 pm

"I'm sorry... are you going by doctor who, or doc browns logic, cause last time I checked "doctor." who, doesn't even have a degree or say in his whoverse scienctific feilds" smacks you with a glove with nerdism sewn into it

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:56 pm

((To prove nerrdism re:- Doctor Who, The 2nd Doctor claims he is a qualified Doctor, having studied under Lister in Glasgow, 1885. (Tomb of the Cybermen). Other Doctors claim NOT to be medical Doctors but the 5th carries out a small operation in 'Frontios', so they're probably lying.))
Smacks you with a classic series Doctor Who DVD.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:21 am

Pulls out a cane, ane whacks you over the head for using perfectly good DVDs as a means of inflicting blunt trauma.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:57 am

Pulls out a candy cane, licks it until it shapes into a sharp point, proceeds to stab you
"That is how you use a cane"

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:11 am

Compacts you into a 1cm cube

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:33 am

I use you as a whip to whip the other posters.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:00 am

I warp reality so you end up whiping yourself

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:42 am

I give you my problems. Have fun.