Attack the above poster

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:01 pm

I take the bread and toast it, then throw toast at the crowd.

Toast for everyone!

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:08 pm

I toast for a better future!

And then "accidentally" hit you in the face with the glass

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:44 pm

i stuff your entire head into a 1 pint tankard.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:40 pm

I bash the chalkboard that hellish k9 is using over your head

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:46 pm

I make you think that a bottomless pit is actually a vending machine, and laugh when you fall in.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:14 pm

I push you into the bottomless pit. Then I drop some buttered toast with jam after you.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:46 pm

I blow up the moon, causing many debris to fall all around you.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:53 pm

I step on you messing up all the chalk. Then I redraw you as this smiley:

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:54 pm

I do this to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGZ-bHE5H_4

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:03 pm

I turn CD into a lama instead, and force you to go on a goofy-hyjinx-filled journey to stop him.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:45 pm

I build a giant summer palace on top of your neighborhood-hill.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:15 pm

I pull the wrong lever while you're standing over the trap door.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:21 pm

I pull the trap door crocodile off of me and throw it at you.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:22 pm

While you are distracted by Buster I throw a banana peel into your path and you step on it, sending you tumbling face-first onto the floor.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:22 pm

i push the secret trap door button dropping you into the lava pit beneath the volcano lair.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:21 am

I punch you...

using the moon as a fist.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:23 am

!

MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

*Blasts your moonfist with the makankosappo*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:31 pm

While you're occupied with that, I rise up from the depths of Tartarus. I then push you into the hole I left before it closes.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:09 pm

I ride a shooting star and crash it into you.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon May 01, 2017 8:24 am

I give you up

Post by **CyberDragon** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:32 am

I laugh so hard my fire breath incenerates you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 02, 2017 9:42 am

I choke you out from behind with a whip that's lawsuit level similar to a certain adventurer's.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Tue May 02, 2017 5:47 pm

I cause the flames surrounding me to incinerate the whip and you get caught in the fire.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 02, 2017 10:25 pm

i throughly extinguish you in time for AN88's next attack.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue May 02, 2017 11:46 pm

*Hugattack*

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue May 02, 2017 11:49 pm

I DON'T LIKE BEING JUMPED!

*elbows in the chest*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 02, 2017 11:58 pm

I break a glass root beer bottle over your head!

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed May 03, 2017 1:13 pm

Oooh, a bar fight!
I hit AN88 across the room with a pool cue.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 03, 2017 9:28 pm

I whack you over the head with the pool table.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed May 03, 2017 9:48 pm

I pick up the entire building and drop it on your head.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 03, 2017 10:00 pm

i take MT apart and reassemble him with his head attached to the wrong end.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed May 03, 2017 10:53 pm

MT first responds by shooting you with his railgun, then with his flamethrower, then with his micro-missiles before the MK I Firebrand self destructs in response to MT's deconstruction.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 06, 2017 3:31 am

While you're distracted watching that, I drop kick you in the face!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 06, 2017 6:32 am

i kidnap your past and future selves, and strap them to my boots so i can dropkick your face with your face. the resulting paradox explodes your face(s).

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sun May 07, 2017 2:39 pm

I abuse the fact of the recurring paradox and shove you into it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 07, 2017 8:20 pm

I bite you.

Cause, i figure lots of tiny sharp teeth are far more dangerous to a stylized balloon than my usual inventive attacks.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun May 07, 2017 11:48 pm

I have Deus throw a tree at you.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon May 08, 2017 8:00 pm

I summon every alternate version of myself from across the multiverse to Zerg Rush you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 08, 2017 8:59 pm

I send a worldship-sized hive of Zerg/Tyranid hybrids after you.
(for those unfamiliar, a worldship is any vessel that uses one or more whole planets as it's hull.)

Post by **CyberDragon** » Tue May 09, 2017 12:59 am

I telekinetically grab your worldship and punch you in the face with it.