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Eh, it makes about as much sense as the original commercial.
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the heck does KIB stand for?
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Bandit1990 wrote:Eh, it makes about as much sense as the original commercial.
I think it makes more sense with bacon.
Buster wrote:the heck does KIB stand for?
Wikipedia wrote:KIB, Kib, or KiB may refer to:
  • Kazak Engineering Society (Kazak Injenerler Birlestigi, Қазақ Инженерлер Бірлестігі)
  • Kib (Jaredite king), one of the Jaredite kings in the Book of Mormon
  • Kibibit (Kib)
  • Kibibyte (KiB)
  • Kodiak Island Borough, Alaska, a borough in the U.S. state of Alaska
  • Kunming Institute of Botany
I dunno what's best...

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http://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/201 ... weet-deal/
Panel 1:
Narrator: One, Cauravou! This is a bad thing to do
Deathaxe: * original *
Darth Vader Sanchez: I doubt

Panel 2:
Narrator: After that, we will try our method!
Darth Vader Sanchez: From. What is?

Panel 3:
Narrator: The reason you feed! Of course you have to face your life!
Eat the sauce! Eat on the menu! Your only life is a shameful process.
Bag: disposal

Panel 4:
Narrator: This is the best boiling sugar.

(last one done with only three languages(with constant translating): Korean, Japanese and Chinese)
This is what happens when you start google translate and randomly click on languages until they make no sense..
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FOXX wrote:This is what happens when you start google translate and randomly click on languages until they make no sense..
Hehehe!
I have a little program that sends the text back and forth through 40 layers of different languages.
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Indeed, the board is right: it's impossible that there's no water, Itsuki! :P
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Cesco wrote:Indeed, the board is right: it's impossible that there's no water, Itsuki! :P
But the water is only in the photography...

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old man water
that old man water
it just keeps rolling
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"So keep smiling"

Now imagine this song playing in the background as they fight the demon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:old man water
that old man water
it just keeps rolling
Rolling home, rolling home...
CanzetYote wrote:"So keep smiling"

Now imagine this song playing in the background as they fight the demon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Oh, it's THEM on musicbrainz!

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Res, You're an odd looking dog.
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Bandit1990 wrote:Res, You're an odd looking dog.
He's such a cute doggy when he's embarrassed.
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so... santa is a wolf, Res proposed to Grape, but it just scared her off, and max is grape's best friend?

Didn't grape say max was her dad a few translation errors back? this is confusing...
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Buster wrote:Res proposed to Grape, but it just scared her off
Looks like that... Just wait for the conclusion next week. ^^

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the last pannel is the only one that makes sense.
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Buster wrote:the last pannel is the only one that makes sense.
What's wrong with "Spider Touch!!!"? ^^

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Render wrote:
Buster wrote:the last pannel is the only one that makes sense.
What's wrong with "Spider Touch!!!"? ^^
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Buster wrote:
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Buster wrote:the last pannel is the only one that makes sense.
What's wrong with "Spider Touch!!!"? ^^
the ors
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So apparently the 14th doctor is a dog...
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Buster wrote:So apparently the 14th doctor is a dog...
Doctor K-9!

I'm more confused about the fact that Peanut thinks it's time to become a husband...


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Wrong thread render, the German version goes over there. *Points a few threads down*
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Buster wrote:Wrong thread render, the German version goes over there. *Points a few threads down*
Yeah... Have just noticed that I uploaded the wrong file. That can happen at half past 4 in the morning. ^^
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