Out Of Context Quotes
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No I don't understand how a well can attack monsters. YuGiOh is a weird game.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"I'm on your side, you idiots! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Been long enough for double posting to be okay, so here’s another one!
“I have no compunctions about mind controlling a raptor.”
“I have no compunctions about mind controlling a raptor.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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The committee decided but no one remembered. That spineless one of the better recent decisions.
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“Jungles are really just mountains, but with more plants and more flat.”
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Thanks to direct presidential action, the public continued to remain ignorant of the herculean work of modern scientists to prevent fish from discovering waffles.
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“Lad, you depressed the boat, for God’s sake!”
“It’s not my fault it’s so feelly!”
“It’s not my fault it’s so feelly!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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“Only true friends dress in drag and do the hula while you fight your uncle.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"You're just quoting the lion king you-"
"Shut up wind, He'll hear you!"
"Shut up wind, He'll hear you!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Even if it's full of gravel, it's still pie.
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“I’ll keep polishing this bowling pin.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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When zombies are finally allowed to conduct orchestras, the public will learn of the works of the great musical decomposers.
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“Too much pink energy is dangerous!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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There's s solution to everything if you have enough acid.
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"why is it taking us so long to fall?"
"Cause it's funny!"
"no it's not it's just stupid. It's as dumb as that Hand Man episode."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail to be the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.
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There are no major cuisines devoted to cooking in which the primary ingredient is canvas.
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So I don’t want to hear any excuses that you didn’t know there was a giant monster there guys, you have one job, READ THE THING!!!
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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”So, I give up, aliens. You win. You've convinced me I'm not ready for interstellar travel. I'll stay here on Earth and keep paying my bills."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"this is the first time in my life i identify with a tire."
"My eyes are sticking out of my other eyes, but I’m okay with that. And now we will evolve legs."
"I couldn’t figure out how ladders worked and now I’m trapped in some sort of nether plane."
"Oh, it’s wanted posters, I thought it was screaming cheese."
"Okay, I’ve eaten, ah, Venus."
"My eyes are sticking out of my other eyes, but I’m okay with that. And now we will evolve legs."
"I couldn’t figure out how ladders worked and now I’m trapped in some sort of nether plane."
"Oh, it’s wanted posters, I thought it was screaming cheese."
"Okay, I’ve eaten, ah, Venus."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta. Make note to that."
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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If a cantaloupe cannot run for public office, can they roll?
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“Ben & Jerry’s was the key to the Armageddon.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Summon the calamari...wait...no...that's not it!
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"I'm calling mom!....And i'm not using the banana this time!"
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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“Sorry Noctis, that nice barista at Starbucks? Yeah, she’s got a heart of gold, and she’s gonna save the universe and not you.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Kangaroos do not carry pocket watches because they only have pouches.
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"Thankfully almost every problem in life can be solved with abrasives."
"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
(Strangely, this is an interesting concept)
"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
(Strangely, this is an interesting concept)
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"Turnips are very sensitive to time paradoxes."
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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“Needless to say, when the Human-Dog super friendship pals forever death armada came the various aliens really began to question how sincere we were during the initial talks.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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In the long run, nobody's socks survive.
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“Well, I think this is a first. I don't know anyone else who can claim to have committed genocide strictly as an act of immediate self-defense.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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"It'd be like turning a chicken McNugget back into a chicken. Now someday someone will be able to do that but for now it's going to be tough."
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If it was Cretaceous Park, would there be an Allosaurus?
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"I've got things to do and daddy issues to repress!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?