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The library staff requests patrons desist from using salamanders as bookmarks.


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I suppose part of joining any new household is discovering which family members need to be kept from escaping.

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The question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full ... the question is "Are you gonna drink that nasty stuff?"


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“We were so busy getting cake, we forgot about saving the world!”

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"If life hands you lemons, make compost."


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"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"

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"Are you giving her a power tool?"
"No! ... I'm helping her USE a power tool."
Also, Buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPtb5sSbN0

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I'm not babbling. I'm other-grammatical alt-syntactic !


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“Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.”

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"You can't be fat if you have no fat."

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"Uh, yeah, you've got cars now; they're super awesome. Here's the keys and your ranger powers, byyyye!"

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At this time, there is no major culture in which concrete features in the national cuisine.


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In the ensuing peace, Estonia rules over Brazil, Finland rules over North Africa, Sweden became fascist, New Zealand still controls Australia, and North America is now controlled by "the Delawarian Empire."

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.... and they say it all began with a pie fight.


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Treasure is the greatest treasure of all, that's why it's called treasure.

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“We need to start drafting sheep.”

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"Englitch are a funny Lankuage. First you chop a tree down. Then you chop it up."


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“It’s a good thing I’m so buff, or that fall would’ve killed me.”

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"Suit induced egg renderings always makes me a little peckish"

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“Dispatch, this is Johnson! Not only did I not apprehend the criminals, but I immediately crashed my car! I deserve a promotion! Please respond.”

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it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than the eye of the tiger...


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“What’s the opposite of a nerd? Exactly, a German Field Marshall.”

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It’s been long enough for a double post, soooooooo.........
Pumpkin Rapper was instrumental in the downfall of the human race.

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"Immediately, I was like, is that safe? And they were like of course not, what a stupid question."

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"What have you done to them? They've all turned into Richard!"

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“The Evil Pizza’s were no match for a simple stoplight.”

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Everything's gotta be somewhere, only nothing is nowhere.


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"I really need to stop doing that thing where I gloat and explain exactly what you need to do to stop me..."

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“The more I see Team Galactic, the more I think, real energy companies should do this. If Shell started calling themselves “Team Shell” and got matching hairdos and started talking about catching god’s, no one would care about oil drilling scandals.”

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Cows don't give milk; they let us take it so we won't suspect where the bovine gold horde is located.


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They objected to my hobby of collecting their heads.

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"Why don't you ever trust me with the kids? I'm good at quieting them."


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“You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan, I made up the plan, it's MY plan. What I don't know is how close you are to ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!”

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"When in doubt you're going to reach it, just know that others weren't able to as well."


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"Ya know what I hate about The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness."
"Who named all these things?"
"That guy over there, The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness."

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Why are politicians like octopuses? When endangered, both disappear in clouds of ink and gas.


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Also, they have a bar, that's all the motivation we need.

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"With this camera, I can shoot the kids and frame the in-laws."


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