I slap TUAM for applying logic to space opera.

Logically, I slap TUAM for spacing out opera.

I slap Tuam for failing to realise that that icon is a Jetfighter that turns into a mech.

I slap TUAM for making June too adorable.

I slap TUAM because their avatar is pretty cool.

I slap TUAM for avatar envy.

I slap TUAM for singling out a gentleman 0f advanced years for such distinguished recognition.

I slap tuam because I have nothing better to do, I mean I probably have SOMETHING better to do, I'm just too lazy to do it.

I slap TUAM for breaking his vow of militant insolence for the sole purpose of sapping me.

*tongue slap*
Oops, I was aiming for Mineta, ribbit.
sorry.

I slap you for being a frog and not a bat.

I slap you for not being a frog... or even a full bat really

I slap you for having a better avatar than me.

I slap you back for not asking if I could recommend an artist to commission

I slap you for looking frustrated.

I slap you to get back into practice...

i slap you for still lacking a face.

I slap you because I can't think of a reason for slapping you.

I slap your avatar to make it look even messier.

I slap you for messing up FlanDab's avatar.

I slap you for not having an avata ... wait a minute, neither do I ... I slap you as a gesture of solidarity !!!

I slap you to wake you up from the hypocrisy revelation induced shock.

I slap you to end the somnolence this thread has lapsed into.......

I slap you because you joined after I did, how do you have so many posts!?

I slap you for failing to recognize the social and creative advantages of derangement. (Now, back to Members vs Mods!!! )

I slap you because you never bothered to look for an avatar. (and I slap myself because you probably get that a lot.)

I slap you for cruelty to artistic depictions of arctic canines.

He looked at me funny

I slapped you for calling attention to my funny looks.

i slapped him for having funny looks to call attention to

I slap you for slapping me and thereby making me funnier looking.

slap you for slapping people who slapped you when you slap somebody.

you get slapped for slapping someone who has a tendency to slap people who slapped them in response to them slapping someone else for a tangentially related reason. who in thi case happens to have originally been you.

I slap you because everyone else is doing it.

I slap you because nobody else did - and because I'm basically lacking in imagination.

I slap you to get that imagination going.

I imagine slapping you.

I slap you so you slap someone else.