The Vending Machine Game!
- Render
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Corn... You get a WHOLE LOT of corn.
I insert The One Ring.
I insert The One Ring.
- Buster
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You get a fine for improper mcguffin disposal.
I insert a stapler.
I insert a stapler.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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You get three memos stapled into your head.
I insert an expensive necklace.
I insert an expensive necklace.
Allons-y
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You get a very risqué sketchbook.
I insert half a Hawaiian-Style pizza.
I insert half a Hawaiian-Style pizza.
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You get a single whole pineapple
I insert a viking helmet
I insert a viking helmet
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You get a clip from Classic Doctor Who that refers to your helmet..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqWfrRxGts
I insert a pot of ready to eat Porridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqWfrRxGts
I insert a pot of ready to eat Porridge.
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you get a bowl of blueberry oatmeal
I insert some pasta with no sauce
I insert some pasta with no sauce
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...and out comes twenty pounds of goopy cement.
Let's try a bucket of frog eggs...
Let's try a bucket of frog eggs...
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You get plushes of Toad and Toadette
I insert 20 pounds of goopy cement
I insert 20 pounds of goopy cement
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You get ... You get ... Oh, man, this thing is clogged. Wait a minute... You get a building code violation... sheesh.
Okay, let's try a trash bag full of used coffee cups.
Okay, let's try a trash bag full of used coffee cups.
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You get a $15 gift card to Starbucks Thank you for joining our loyalty program!
I insert my cell phone, I'm due for an upgrade.
I insert my cell phone, I'm due for an upgrade.
Check out Lightning Dogs on the Nerdyshow Podcast Network
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you get a Motorola Microtac 2.
i insert NHWestoN
i insert NHWestoN
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Why, you get a well-dressed, strikingly handsome, witty, articulate gentleman of matured years and poised bearing prepared to take you out for a delightful evening in your favorite town ...
...and also I drop a pair of tractor tires into the machine.
...and also I drop a pair of tractor tires into the machine.
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Go back to your island Roshi you're not fooling anyone.
. . . . .
Oh great, You spawned an army of Grinders.
I stuff a bomb in there to stem the tide before their boss shows up.
. . . . .
Oh great, You spawned an army of Grinders.
I stuff a bomb in there to stem the tide before their boss shows up.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- FlanDab
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Out comes winged lit sticks of dynamite that follow.
I insert a universe-containing coin.
I insert a universe-containing coin.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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You get the universe containing necklace from Men In Black, only that without universe.
I instert a Famicom video game cartridge.
I instert a Famicom video game cartridge.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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You get a Famicom gameplay, but not of the game you inserted.
I insert a token of gratitude.
I insert a token of gratitude.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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You get the next quest in the chain
I insert the entirety of Xenoblade Chronicles X's soundtrack
I insert the entirety of Xenoblade Chronicles X's soundtrack
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you get every episode of "KAZOO'd!"
i insert 12000 gallons of strawberry yogurt.
i insert 12000 gallons of strawberry yogurt.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get the full run of the "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls [including the Pie Man].
So, in goes a boat load of bananas. And maybe a couple of tarantulas.
So, in goes a boat load of bananas. And maybe a couple of tarantulas.
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you get a boatload of Banana spiders!!!!!!
I insert a T-shirt that frequently changes text and color for no reason while no one is looking
I insert a T-shirt that frequently changes text and color for no reason while no one is looking
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you get a half-alien squirrel named grace.
i insert Nomu. and i mean the first one, the one that was memorable, before they became semi-disposable hench-things.
i insert Nomu. and i mean the first one, the one that was memorable, before they became semi-disposable hench-things.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Gosh, unforeseen simulants all over the floor. The janitor is gonna be so honked...
Delicately, I insert three rolls of fine lace.
Delicately, I insert three rolls of fine lace.
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Delicately, out comes three lace briefs.
I insert a ketchup packet.
I insert a ketchup packet.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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You get a packed tomato.
I insert a piece of firewood.
I insert a piece of firewood.
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You get a campfire sash.
Hmmm, alright. In goes an old newspaper picture of Orsen Wells.
Hmmm, alright. In goes an old newspaper picture of Orsen Wells.
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Get a copy of the novel "Journey to the Center of the Earth" with illustrations capable of inciting feelings of hopelesness! Wow!
I insert a peso.
I insert a peso.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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you get M Bison. because logic is dead.
i insert logic's scorched remains.
i insert logic's scorched remains.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out pours the scorching lava of derangement.
In goes the rusting components left from a 1956 DeSoto.
In goes the rusting components left from a 1956 DeSoto.
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Out comes a rusting car made from the rusting components. It's not a 1956 DeSoto, but close enough.
I insert a paint can.
I insert a paint can.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Out comes "The Mona Lisa" except that, since there's only one color of paint used, the canvas is cheesecloth, and the painter was a toucan, the image is unrecognizable.
Let's drop in a pile of orange rinds.
Let's drop in a pile of orange rinds.
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You get a jar or Orange Marmelade.
I insert a doggy treat.
I insert a doggy treat.
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you get a puppy complete with a little bowtie
I insert a car horn
I insert a car horn
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You get the toots.
Since we're feeling musical, how about we drop in an Alto Saxaphone.
Since we're feeling musical, how about we drop in an Alto Saxaphone.
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you get the entire saxaphone solo from dolphin shoals
I insert a generic sword
I insert a generic sword
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You get an infinity+1 sword! ...But you're the wrong class to wield it.
I Insert a stick.
I Insert a stick.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get a maaaagic stick
I insert all the webcomics I've ever read
I insert all the webcomics I've ever read
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You get a colorful web of entertaining entanglements.
How's'bout we drop in a fine aged Kentucky Bourbon? We can still keep our PG-13 rating if it's good stock, right?
How's'bout we drop in a fine aged Kentucky Bourbon? We can still keep our PG-13 rating if it's good stock, right?
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You get an umbrella with the logo of a british tailor shop on it, a big mac, and a poppy.
i insert a bottle of 'Pain Reliever' brand pain pills.
i insert a bottle of 'Pain Reliever' brand pain pills.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a copy of D&D
*inserts a TARDIS
*inserts a TARDIS
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.