Worst songs
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Worst songs
Contrary to the 'Music.' thread, what songs/artists do you absolutely hate?
Any songs by Scouting for Girls or Justin Bieber IMO.
Any songs by Scouting for Girls or Justin Bieber IMO.
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The worst song I ever heard that wasn't intentionally bad is some rap song I don't know the name of, but involves repeatedly saying "Lafft Taffy." I have no idea who made that gem. But it was awful.
The sheer terribleness of this one semi-obscure chart-hop song has managed to stick with me after all these years.
The sheer terribleness of this one semi-obscure chart-hop song has managed to stick with me after all these years.
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"Insult to Injury" by Craig's Brother. My friend listens to it all the time, makes me wanna kill myself, and not in a peaceful way either. I'm talking.... well we gotta keep it PG, nevermind.
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anythin bai lady gaga justin bieber all other pop artist (exept MJ) everythin on Mtv and all rap kant stand it
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There is no competition.
WARNING HIGHLY EXPLICIT LIKE REALLY NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
This is THE worst song ever made
I WARNED YOU
WARNING HIGHLY EXPLICIT LIKE REALLY NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
This is THE worst song ever made
I WARNED YOU
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Note that I tend to dislike rap music as well, but I think the idea of automatically putting something off because of rapping is kind of closed-minded. Same thing if it's because it's popular or if it's country.
Here's a Wired article on a song that was systematically designed to be unpleasant to as many people as possible. It's quite awful, but it's hilarious. It's a good 22 minutes, however, so it takes some dedication. It's on my iPod, so whenever a group of friends plays the "put your iPod on shuffle and you may not skip any songs" game that song is like a land mine.
Here's a Wired article on a song that was systematically designed to be unpleasant to as many people as possible. It's quite awful, but it's hilarious. It's a good 22 minutes, however, so it takes some dedication. It's on my iPod, so whenever a group of friends plays the "put your iPod on shuffle and you may not skip any songs" game that song is like a land mine.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKYiwOUFww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8IV6lJSm1c
One of these, I can't decide
It's really hard to completely suck because even in all the songs I hate, there is something appealing about them.
And I did listen to "Ante Up" and "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" after listening to the songs up there and any song could be the "worst song" compared to those
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8IV6lJSm1c
One of these, I can't decide
It's really hard to completely suck because even in all the songs I hate, there is something appealing about them.
And I did listen to "Ante Up" and "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" after listening to the songs up there and any song could be the "worst song" compared to those
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The opera rapping was golden!!! This song is actually very entertaining to listen to!Sleet wrote:Note that I tend to dislike rap music as well, but I think the idea of automatically putting something off because of rapping is kind of closed-minded. Same thing if it's because it's popular or if it's country.
Here's a Wired article on a song that was systematically designed to be unpleasant to as many people as possible. It's quite awful, but it's hilarious. It's a good 22 minutes, however, so it takes some dedication. It's on my iPod, so whenever a group of friends play the "put your iPod on shuffle and you may not skip any songs" game that song is like a land mine.
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That's my favorite part too. Freaking tuba opera rap. About cowboys. That and the children's Wal-Mart songs about increasingly obscure holidays.
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Right I've got you all beat, try to get this out of your head after a few listens! They made toys at McDonalds which sung this while I was in Portugal, so I had to endure hours of annoyance at the hands of my sister.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
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ANYTHING by Justin Beiber. Anything at all.
And Ego by Kanye West and Beyonce. Oh, i hate that song.
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there's probably a lot more that I'm too tired to think of right now
And Ego by Kanye West and Beyonce. Oh, i hate that song.
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there's probably a lot more that I'm too tired to think of right now
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The green blob shakes his gelatinous butt for 5 seconds in that video D: i can't believe i watched thatOnlythebassist wrote:Right I've got you all beat, try to get this out of your head after a few listens! They made toys at McDonalds which sung this while I was in Portugal, so I had to endure hours of annoyance at the hands of my sister.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
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All of y'all just bashed every single kind of music I listen to. D:
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California Girls
*shudders*
*shudders*
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Lies! Thou shall not enjoy such vileness!Dubiousity wrote:Typhon, you know you enjoyed it.
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That's by the Beach Boys. The... other song is spelled differently. I won't even justify it with repeating it here.yoyodude wrote:California Girls
*shudders*
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Well, either my post was ignored, or you really listen to Prit Stik. If you do that, then I've lost all my respect for you... and I mean all. Sorry.Beagle wrote:All of y'all just bashed every single kind of music I listen to. D:
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Could you be more specific?Beagle wrote:All of y'all just bashed every single kind of music I listen to. D:
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You can't deny it!Typhon wrote:Lies! Thou shall not enjoy such vileness!Dubiousity wrote:Typhon, you know you enjoyed it.
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I hate every song I've ever heard by Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, and Nirvana. I have lots of other single songs I hate, but I can't remember any now.
I'll post later when I can remember some.
I'll post later when I can remember some.
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Aww, and here I thought we were so similar with everything!Senator_Sunburst wrote:I hate every song I've ever heard by Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, and Nirvana. I have lots of other single songs I hate, but I can't remember any now.
I'll post later when I can remember some.
Beastie Boys and Rage Against the Machine are understandable because their styles are so extreme, but I always figured that Nirvana was broad enough that it'd be hard to hate everything they've made (not just not liking, but hating).
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Why hate Nirvana? WHY HATE NIRVANASenator_Sunburst wrote:I hate every song I've ever heard by Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, and Nirvana. I have lots of other single songs I hate, but I can't remember any now.
I'll post later when I can remember some.
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Aww man, I broke the similarity!Sleet wrote:Aww, and here I thought we were so similar with everything!
Beastie Boys and Rage Against the Machine are understandable because their styles are so extreme, but I always figured that Nirvana was broad enough that it'd be hard to hate everything they've made (not just not liking, but hating).
I hate the vocalists for all these bands. Not only that but there's something just...offputting about RatM. But that's okay, I can listen to Bionic Jive, which all my friends agree is just Rage Against the Machine, except good.
Kurt Cobain's voice annoys me to no end. I just can't handle the whiny whines. There are actually a few bands whom I don't like solely because I don't like the whiny vocals.
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Fair enough. I have trouble not hating a lot of metal bands because of their vocalists, after all.
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How can you hate Rage Against the Machine? HOW?
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I just said!Dubiousity wrote:How can you hate Rage Against the Machine? HOW?
I hate the vocalist, and I don't really like them generally I guess. There's just something off about their songs.
Oh, I hate "Fireflies", by Owl City. Even the laughably bad lyrics can't save it in my eyes. It's just a terrible, generic, overplayed song which I can't stand. Owl City generally is pretty bad. I don't understand how somebody who supposedly is influenced by European electronica and disco can possibly produce such uninspired, uninteresting, generic and poor songs, while at the same time being as popular as he is.
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At least as far as the US radio scene goes, there's not much generic about "Fireflies." Not to say that it's good; the synthesizers are pleasant for a few seconds and then you realize that's all there is and quickly get bored.
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Senator_Sunburst and Sleet wrote:Things about my favorite band that make me cry
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The only cutesy electronic love song with a robot voice you need. Owl City can't compare.
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Really?Sleet wrote:At least as far as the US radio scene goes, there's not much generic about "Fireflies." Not to say that it's good; the synthesizers are pleasant for a few seconds and then you realize that's all there is and quickly get bored.
I don't listen to the radio so I wouldn't know. I DO listen to a very large selection of genres and am at least moderately versed in European electronica, and I don't see anything really noteworthy to say in favour of Fireflies. Also, autotuned vocals get boring real quick.
And you reminded me Sleet, I hate Technologic.
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If that's the case, then you should be glad that the genre is getting some exposure over here, even if the genre has significantly better to offer. I'm not familiar with the genre, so I believe you that it's generic in that sense, but there's nothing like it on the mainstream radio. So while I'm not a fan of the song specifically, I do like it when a song that's different from the usual tripe gets big. And then maybe every several years a song I actually like makes it big. I'm still waiting for another Viva La Vida.Senator_Sunburst wrote:I don't listen to the radio so I wouldn't know. I DO listen to a very large selection of genres and am at least moderately versed in European electronica, and I don't see anything really noteworthy to say in favour of Fireflies. Also, autotuned vocals get boring real quick.
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I am already a huge Daft Punk fan, and Owl City is one of my favorite bands.Sleet wrote:The only cutesy electronic love song with a robot voice you need. Owl City can't compare.
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I dunno, I can think of a lot of examples where this wasn't good. I can't tell you how many people I know whom I had to really push hard to give Rammstein a try, because all they'd heard of Rammstein was the song "Du Hast" which for some inexplicable reason is the only major single to ever get any airtime in America, despite being one of Rammstein's worst songs. Of course, being Rammstein, it's not so bad, but still.Sleet wrote:If that's the case, then you should be glad that the genre is getting some exposure over here, even if the genre has significantly better to offer. I'm not familiar with the genre, so I believe you that it's generic in that sense, but there's nothing like it on the mainstream radio. So while I'm not a fan of the song specifically, I do like it when a song that's different from the usual tripe gets big. And then maybe every several years a song I actually like makes it big. I'm still waiting for another Viva La Vida.
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That's still better than them not knowing of Rammstein at all, is it? For every person who's reluctant to hear more because they don't like Du Hast, there are probably several who heard more because they did.
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