Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
- fenrirblack
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Not as good as orange juice.
Why is there never anything good on tv?
Why is there never anything good on tv?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you forgot to plug it in.
how do i submit a post?
how do i submit a post?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Click the submit button.
Why am I standing like this?
Why am I standing like this?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
because you keep responding with intelligent answers, which is against the rules in this game. you're supposed to respond with a derailment of the question (ie: blaming the quality of daytime programming on lack of power to the tv) or something equally stupid to the question (ie: equating caterpillars to cats on pillars). so we sent you to the time out corner.
Why is the moon not on fire?
Why is the moon not on fire?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because of pudding.
Has anyone seen a parking attendant?
Has anyone seen a parking attendant?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, parking lots aren't sentient, so they can't be attendant, either.
What is?
What is?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes.
Why bacon? WHYYYYYY?!
Why bacon? WHYYYYYY?!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because broccoli....
If butterflies, what does milk do?
If butterflies, what does milk do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It stretches out the agony.
Are you me, or am I you?
Are you me, or am I you?
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- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The Battle of Saratoga.
Do we know what we know?
Do we know what we know?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if we do what we know.
How does the time fly?
How does the time fly?
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It gets hit over the short wall at Fenway.
Et tu, Brute?
Et tu, Brute?
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- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
*Suddenly turns from looking at a wall of TVs to looking at you with an intense expression* OF COURSE!
Do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- fenrirblack
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The one who lives on Drury Lane? Nope.
How many liters are in a meter?
How many liters are in a meter?
- Zesortinge
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
"5 cups of sugar, 30 cups of flour, 10 cups of milk, and 24 eggs" liters are in a meter.
What is the meaning of pants?
What is the meaning of pants?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- CunningFox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's the plural of pant.
What's the best tasting book you've had?
What's the best tasting book you've had?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Whatever one I can eat.
Are the Cubs a good baseball team?
Are the Cubs a good baseball team?
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on the ages of the bears.
What is pickle divided by gravity?
What is pickle divided by gravity?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Dill.
Why do humans have hair in all the wrong places?
Why do humans have hair in all the wrong places?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Evil barbers.
How smart is my phone?
How smart is my phone?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Let me take some notes on my Note 5. Oh, wait, it burnt up.
Have you ever been down the waterspout, to the very bottom of the water system?
Have you ever been down the waterspout, to the very bottom of the water system?
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Ask the spider.
Where is the Dog Star?
Where is the Dog Star?
- trekkie
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Working in a pizzeria in Mobile, Alabama.
Should we add more sugar to the recipe?
Should we add more sugar to the recipe?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Hmmm... i'd say twelve.
Why is the pepperoni trying to climb out the window?
Why is the pepperoni trying to climb out the window?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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I’m going to go with The Beatles.
Does anyone here know how to play croquet?
Does anyone here know how to play croquet?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's the game where you whack a tiger with a black hole.
Why are black holes so bright?
Why are black holes so bright?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because they're really dense.
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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- furrygamer793
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
More or less pi squared times 12
What is air
What is air
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's what you put in your Jordans.
Is there a good restaurant near Chernobyl?
Is there a good restaurant near Chernobyl?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Yes! The Elephant's Foot is to die for.
Who are the shadow people in my room at night?
Who are the shadow people in my room at night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Smart coins, wise pennies and the like.
Why not?
Why not?
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Potatoes.
Why does orange plus apple equal banana?
Why does orange plus apple equal banana?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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It has something to do with the amino acids.
How do I break out of jail?
How do I break out of jail?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Roll doubles.
Do you know what the XR-2300 is?
Do you know what the XR-2300 is?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Yeah, it's some kind of microwave
Why do I have to stop at stop signs?
Why do I have to stop at stop signs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because go.
What will be?
What will be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It will be $39.50.
Can I put the Big Dipper in the dishwasher?
Can I put the Big Dipper in the dishwasher?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Depends on if your homeowner’s insurance is paid up.
Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I wouldn't know, I haven't been there.
Who has my credit card?
Who has my credit card?
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Bob Ovalhead
Would anyone like to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Would anyone like to buy a set of encyclopedias?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller