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Not as good as orange juice.

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Because you forgot to plug it in.

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Click the submit button.

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because you keep responding with intelligent answers, which is against the rules in this game. you're supposed to respond with a derailment of the question (ie: blaming the quality of daytime programming on lack of power to the tv) or something equally stupid to the question (ie: equating caterpillars to cats on pillars). so we sent you to the time out corner.

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Because of pudding.

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No, parking lots aren't sentient, so they can't be attendant, either.

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Yes.

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Because broccoli....

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It stretches out the agony.

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The Battle of Saratoga.

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Only if we do what we know.

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It gets hit over the short wall at Fenway.

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*Suddenly turns from looking at a wall of TVs to looking at you with an intense expression* OF COURSE!

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The one who lives on Drury Lane? Nope.

How many liters are in a meter?
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"5 cups of sugar, 30 cups of flour, 10 cups of milk, and 24 eggs" liters are in a meter.

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It's the plural of pant.

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Whatever one I can eat.

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Depends on the ages of the bears.

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Dill.

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Evil barbers.

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Let me take some notes on my Note 5. Oh, wait, it burnt up.

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Ask the spider.

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Working in a pizzeria in Mobile, Alabama.

Should we add more sugar to the recipe?
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Hmmm... i'd say twelve.

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I’m going to go with The Beatles.

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It's the game where you whack a tiger with a black hole.

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Because they're really dense.

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More or less pi squared times 12
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It's what you put in your Jordans.

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Yes! The Elephant's Foot is to die for.

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Smart coins, wise pennies and the like.

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Potatoes.

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It has something to do with the amino acids.

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Roll doubles.

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Yeah, it's some kind of microwave

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Because go.

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It will be $39.50.

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Depends on if your homeowner’s insurance is paid up.

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I wouldn't know, I haven't been there.

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Bob Ovalhead

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