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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:01 pm

wait, they think marion killed a cop in this version? uh oh.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:18 pm

It looks like right now they just need to answer a question from the mayor first to clear everything up.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:28 am

What is a liaison officer?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:21 am

an officer assigned to a specific group from another agency and/or organization, who's job is to facilitate and help coordinate exchange of information and collaboration between the military branches/law enforcement agencies/other organizations. only ever applied to members of police military or inteligence, civilians in a similar role have different term.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:16 am

It's weird that the mayor would say he said, I say

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:26 pm

Everything about this strip you have to admit is a bit weird.

Post by **Render** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:09 pm

Will we ever know what is for sale?

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:It's weird that the mayor would say he said, I say

I'd say so.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Everything about this strip you have to admit is a bit weird.

THIS strip?!

Buster wrote:wait, they think marion killed a cop in this version? uh oh.

No. A cop was killed and Marion would like to know why.

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Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:34 pm

If fishing cost 100 manats, or equivalently 59 or 29 USD, depending on whether Marion is talking about the Azerbaijani or Turkmenistan currency respectively, I'd complain too

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:20 pm

Why is it in the news that Marion is not dead?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:43 pm

If you knew it didn't work then why did you do it?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:11 am

what does ANY of that have to do with being competitive? stupid lying title being the only coherent line...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:57 am

I guess we should be lucky that we got the title being coherent because most of the time NOTHING is.

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:52 pm

Zesortinge wrote:Why is it in the news that Marion is not dead?

So his mother doesn't worry...

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If you knew it didn't work then why did you do it?

Maybe for the same reason as you should repeat your wrong password "Password incorrect, please repeat". ^^

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:If fishing cost 100 manats, or equivalently 59 or 29 USD, depending on whether Marion is talking about the Azerbaijani or Turkmenistan currency respectively, I'd complain too

OH! xD
Didn't realize it's a currency... I thought it's a weird mistyping of the German word Monat wich means month - which would make at least some sense with the twenty years...

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trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:48 pm

Have some faith, in Marion, Jessica. Though, I guess she did say “may”.

That’s very good advice for medical professionals, Kari.

Poor Marion, Interested In Global Voices can be a dry read, and the movie isn’t much better .

That’s true, Kari, humans can walk with or without animals.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:27 am

Why did Marion say General Motors?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:18 am

Yes that is true there are times that you probably aren't good at stuff but that does pass.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:58 am

I'd be concerned if patients were being used instead of being treated...

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:03 pm

trekkie wrote:That’s very good advice for medical professionals, Kari.

Yeah, they're expensive. ^^

trekkie wrote:That’s true, Kari, humans can walk with or without animals.

He's so wise.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:54 pm

If it is so wrong why do you have all of those gargoyles down there then Kari?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:08 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If it is so wrong why do you have all of those gargoyles down there then Kari?

I don't know, but I wouldn't let them make deals for me either

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:17 am

So, the gargoyles divide their time between this tunnel and the Kenyan sky, and they apparently get dressed? Interesting.

Maybe the gargoyles get Kari deals on pun books and craftiness lessons.

Post by **Render** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:05 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If it is so wrong why do you have all of those gargoyles down there then Kari?

It's just Marion who thinks it's wrong... ^^

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:I don't know, but I wouldn't let them make deals for me either

Why not, they probably have a lot of exprerience.

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Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:27 pm

Marion made the tunnel? Could Marion be Kari's secret mastermind, even if that makes no sense?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:59 pm

two coherent panels in one strip? what blasphemy is this?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:38 pm

I'm more curious as to what sort of addiction that Marion has and why Kari says it isn't right for him.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:57 pm

addition, not addiction. no c.

he's clearly showing Marion something to do with the titular event and then not letting him go, because the tunnels aren't finished.
and then the last panel looses the plot entirely.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:37 am

Looks like it is back to business as usual then huh?

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:36 pm

Buster wrote:he's clearly showing Marion something to do with the titular event and then not letting him go, because the tunnels aren't finished.

Most of the tunnels have to be completed!!

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Marion made the tunnel? Could Marion be Kari's secret mastermind, even if that makes no sense?

It's The End Of The World As We Know It!

Buster wrote:and then the last panel looses the plot entirely.

I like it, I love it!!! ^^

And don't forget, your heart can be a lot of protein!

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:21 pm

I wanna know what Lois will be watching. Squirrels don't really have that much of a routine other than scurrying across trees and power lines and finding and burying acorns. Or is she gonna be watching to see if this squirrel really is Marion?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:38 am

Oh so now Jessica will let them inside? Or does she mean her chatroom, if it's online?

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:46 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Squirrels don't really have that much of a routine other than scurrying across trees and power lines

I don't think squirrels would enjoy getting onto powerlines... hundreds of thousands of volts may fry them easily. And then they'll turn into protein like the Russian translation tries all the time.

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Oh so now Jessica will let them inside? Or does she mean her chatroom, if it's online?

Chatting with Jessica? You have the like to that chatgroup? ^^

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:15 am

I don't know why she would want just a PHOTO of Mario Kart. Wouldn't she want to have the actual game?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:57 am

Now Marion is a time traveler? Man this arc is crazy

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:44 am

Well, at least Lois feels for Marion.

Lois, do you want to go there or not?

Marion has a point learning the material is a good thing to do.

Post by **Render** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:53 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Now Marion is a time traveler? Man this arc is crazy

Ohyeah! It definitely is!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I don't know why she would want just a PHOTO of Mario Kart. Wouldn't she want to have the actual game?

Wrong console?

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:19 pm

If you don't think about anything then, how do you pass your time?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:30 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:If you don't think about anything then, how do you pass your time?

i get the feeling he didn't think of that.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:35 am

I've heard weird crying before but Marion is something else.

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:25 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:I've heard weird crying before but Marion is something else.

Marion is special in many ways.

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:43 pm

so is wag time like hammer time but for dogs?

also Fido is only just NOW realizing the script is nonsense? how many of these has he been in?