Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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I would but I don't know how to read.
What's the secret password?
What's the secret password?
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Ẇ̵͖̫̼͕̈́̏͗͂ḩ̸̥̔̂͆̅̄͘e̵̮̥͔̺̱̦̫̯͖̋̃̈́͑̐ň̷̘͔̟̠̽̅̈̊̀̓͌ ̴̯͓̟̺̥̯̲̎̊͛̒̏̃w̸̝͗̕͠į̷̨̛̠̫̼̣̜̻̀̈́̊̋l̷̜̺͉͓̰̫̘͒́̂͐l̴̛̲̥͇̮̮̮͐́̐̄̍̿̍̕͠ ̶͉͑̊̔̆̋͝͠ ̵̨̛̥̮̘̱̲̰͍̗̙̊͑͗͒̎̋ṛ̸̡̞̪͓̝̜̣̈̈͘e̴̼̣͍̰̭͆͗̇͂̂a̷̭̩̰͛̀l̴̲̙̦̥̟̥͓̮̺̀̄̀̌̋̀̂̿͗͘i̸̹̜̲̥̤͉̰̻̾̈͜t̸̩̎̊y̶̨̨͔̤̝̖̥͓͖̾̓̍̌̾̈̍̀͑ ̶̧͍̠̖̼͔͗̚ě̵̡̳͙͗̎̎͗̏̒͌͠n̷̫̦̮̭̼̜͑̈́̈̓͋̽͑͑̄͜d̴̤̹͕̥̹̾̾͐̓̄̔̉̚?
Ẇ̵͖̫̼͕̈́̏͗͂ḩ̸̥̔̂͆̅̄͘e̵̮̥͔̺̱̦̫̯͖̋̃̈́͑̐ň̷̘͔̟̠̽̅̈̊̀̓͌ ̴̯͓̟̺̥̯̲̎̊͛̒̏̃w̸̝͗̕͠į̷̨̛̠̫̼̣̜̻̀̈́̊̋l̷̜̺͉͓̰̫̘͒́̂͐l̴̛̲̥͇̮̮̮͐́̐̄̍̿̍̕͠ ̶͉͑̊̔̆̋͝͠ ̵̨̛̥̮̘̱̲̰͍̗̙̊͑͗͒̎̋ṛ̸̡̞̪͓̝̜̣̈̈͘e̴̼̣͍̰̭͆͗̇͂̂a̷̭̩̰͛̀l̴̲̙̦̥̟̥͓̮̺̀̄̀̌̋̀̂̿͗͘i̸̹̜̲̥̤͉̰̻̾̈͜t̸̩̎̊y̶̨̨͔̤̝̖̥͓͖̾̓̍̌̾̈̍̀͑ ̶̧͍̠̖̼͔͗̚ě̵̡̳͙͗̎̎͗̏̒͌͠n̷̫̦̮̭̼̜͑̈́̈̓͋̽͑͑̄͜d̴̤̹͕̥̹̾̾͐̓̄̔̉̚?
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Whenever fiction begins.
How do I improve my credit score?
How do I improve my credit score?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Stop the rhino from charging.
Has anyone seen that lost Shakespeare play?
Has anyone seen that lost Shakespeare play?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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My dog ate it.
What are the rules?
What are the rules?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The little lines on a yardstick.
I can write awful Zootopia fanfiction, can you?
I can write awful Zootopia fanfiction, can you?
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only when I'm Mary Sue.
Can I get a peek behind the curtain?
Can I get a peek behind the curtain?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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If you have enough pie.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Take a left at the Hotel California.
Do you have change for a penny?
Do you have change for a penny?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Legotron123
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It’s wrong to ask to change a person.
Did you catch the game last night?
Did you catch the game last night?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- OdedZeituni98
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
What game?
Would you like to cuddle an animated dog from a cartoon?
Would you like to cuddle an animated dog from a cartoon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, I hate ink stains.
Could you recommend a good Broadway musical?
Could you recommend a good Broadway musical?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
that gargoyle can do many things, but carry a tune is not one of them.
Have you seen my car?
Have you seen my car?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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No, but I've tasted it.
Where's my money?!
Where's my money?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Checks in the male.
Do you do windows?
Do you do windows?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Buster
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Sorry, i dont think i can get a clear shot from here. i need to reposition.
Twelve?
Twelve?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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Fried pickles.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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Would the leader of the opposition please refrain from asking such things and just call an ambulance?
Now, back to the matter at hand, are there any questions regarding the 'air tax' bill?
Now, back to the matter at hand, are there any questions regarding the 'air tax' bill?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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Does it come with a choice of soup or salad?
Anyone call for a taxi to LaGuardia?
Anyone call for a taxi to LaGuardia?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
He did, but you're late He died in 1947.
Do I have time for a second cup?
Do I have time for a second cup?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Sure. And don’t listen to the critics, my coffee is unsanitary but delicious.
Do you think we’ll starve to death before the jackals get us?
Do you think we’ll starve to death before the jackals get us?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I know, the service is really slow in this Lion King themed restaurant isn't it?
Can I have an appointment for February 30th?
Can I have an appointment for February 30th?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Sorry, we’re booked solid ‘til Septober.
Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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No, I'm allergic to water.
Can I borrow your phone?
Can I borrow your phone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Sure, just leave your immortal soul as collateral.
Is a bear Catholic?
Is a bear Catholic?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Vertigo Fox
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Yes but only on Thursdays.
Why do roads fork but they never spoon?
Why do roads fork but they never spoon?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Something about life being an oyster.
What time is it on the Moon?
What time is it on the Moon?
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Half past Saturn.
If happiness is a warm puppy, then what is sadness?
If happiness is a warm puppy, then what is sadness?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Vertigo Fox
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A cold monitor lizard?
Scallops: nature's greatest punishment or just the undead?
Scallops: nature's greatest punishment or just the undead?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
- trekkie
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The Bee-Gees
Can I talk to someone about catering a Bar Mitzvah?
Can I talk to someone about catering a Bar Mitzvah?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Sure, but first I need to see an ID.
Who invented the wheel?
Who invented the wheel?
- trekkie
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The Battle of Saratoga.
So, where’s Waldo?
So, where’s Waldo?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
In a trailer park outside Henderson, Nevada.
How do I get rid of unsightly grass stains?
How do I get rid of unsightly grass stains?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Let your flock graze them for a few days.
License and registration, ma'am?
License and registration, ma'am?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I got a piece of chewed gum and a paperclip.
How many?
How many?
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
- Vertigo Fox
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Two too
And for yourself?
And for yourself?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I'll have what she's not having.
How can I get "Zombie Stomp" to the top of the charts?
How can I get "Zombie Stomp" to the top of the charts?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Destroy all other music.
Where are my fingers?
Where are my fingers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You know where they are. You were told not to feed the bears.
May I slice you a bit of roast beast?
May I slice you a bit of roast beast?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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No way! And thanks a lot, now he's crying because of what you said about him.
How much does a free trial cost?
How much does a free trial cost?