2023/04/18 - Get The Door, It’s Badger

[D-Rock]

[ 2023/04/18 - Get The Door, It’s Badger ]

Title Text: we lost the ball pit room some time ago and you’re the only one who knows where anything is in this place
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[IceKitsune]

I can't believe that 1: He thought that would work and 2: It actually did work. He got lucky.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Lana converses with a pool noodle
before destroying a badger poodle.
He turns up, tail between his legs
and, for his old job, he begs.
Forgiveness is limited in the girl
but she knows to give it a whirl.
She’s cutting down on staff expenses
whilst bolstering cash defences.
Keene’s just lumbered her with ties
to unclear science we can surmise.
The future’s not yet paid for…
No-one knows the cost, nor the score.

[Nobody]

But who is the expert on metamorphosis. Surely not Steward.

[Welsh Halfwit]

But who is the expert on metamorphosis. Surely not Steward.

I'm guessing Negabreel.

[CunningFox]

The person who coloured this comic seems to have forgotten that Lana's head is a different shade than her body.

[CryosR]

Heh, I called it, and considering his employers 1% is probably more than what I make

[snowykat]

why were they pretending he was living in a middle class place?

[Cesco]

At Keene's big house it's going fine now. Nice to see again Lana. Well, Keene, you aren't forced to do that, also if you have the money for it... Who could be this expert in metamorphosis? You know what you're going to do again, Lana. Ah, here's Steward, begging his last change to live again where he was, at Milton's manor doing the butler... Whoa, Lana, you want to be so much indulgent with him.

why were they pretending he was living in a middle class place?

I wonder the same thing, but at least Keene was actually living elsewhere less expensive with Breel. Maybe with also NegaBreel it's necessary be back at the manor (and Keene was missing the indoor pool, as seems ).

[NHWestoN]

Yeah, it is nice to see Lana again. Stewart's negotiating skills have apparently gotten a little rusty but, then, she didn't mention judicial detention, did she?

[Amazee Dayzee]

Nice to see that Steward is so agreeable to whatever terms Lana wants him to work under! Though since Steward wants redemption so much, somebody should have told her he would have worked for free.

[Startrekfan47]

But who is the expert on metamorphosis. Surely not Steward.

For a second I thought Keane's transformation expert was Itsuki,but then I don't know if Rick has decided if HP! tenukis are shapeshifters or not.

[NHWestoN]

At Keene's big house it's going fine now. Nice to see again Lana. Well, Keene, you aren't forced to do that, also if you have the money for it... Who could be this expert in metamorphosis? You know what you're going to do again, Lana. Ah, here's Steward, begging his last change to live again where he was, at Milton's manor doing the butler... Whoa, Lana, you want to be so much indulgent with him.

why were they pretending he was living in a middle class place?

I wonder the same thing, but at least Keene was actually living elsewhere less expensive with Breel. Maybe with also NegaBreel it's necessary be back at the manor (and Keene was missing the indoor pool, as seems ).

The butler? Wonder if Jeeves has been transformed? (English Bulldog, no doubt.)
Maybe, like Jessica's treehouse, the Milton's middle class house comes with multiple basements opening to multiple dimensions of luxury ... Or maybe the little weasels were just " slummin' " and, boy, is that flirtation seriously OVER!

[Nobody]

Nice to see that Steward is so agreeable to whatever terms Lana wants him to work under! Though since Steward wants redemption so much, somebody should have told her he would have worked for free.

You can't work for free in today's world. It's just a fact of life.

[Amazee Dayzee]

That wasn't the point I was making. I was saying that Lana could have gotten away with NOT paying him. Steward wants to make amends so bad he WOULD work for free. I said nothing about him getting ANOTHER job.

[Nobody]

That wasn't the point I was making. I was saying that Lana could have gotten away with NOT paying him. Steward wants to make amends so bad he WOULD work for free. I said nothing about him getting ANOTHER job.

Maybe Lana's just not that vindictive?

[Amazee Dayzee]

I think she really could be if you get on the wrong side of her. I can see her docking his pay every time he ticks her off.

[Welsh Halfwit]

I think she really could be if you get on the wrong side of her. I can see her docking his pay every time he ticks her off.

I can see her docking his TAIL every time he ticks her off...

[Amazee Dayzee]

After everything he has been through I am not sure if it would affect him enough.

[Nobody]

I think she really could be if you get on the wrong side of her. I can see her docking his pay every time he ticks her off.

I can see her docking his TAIL every time he ticks her off...

Honesty, he hasn't much tail to dock.

[Frank]

"we lost the ball pit room"
"but where did you lose it?"
"In the ball pit!"
"What?! how?!"
"Well, you know how ball pits are, things are always getting lost in there"
"That's not..."

why were they pretending he was living in a middle class place?

So Keene could teach Breel about modern life (despite not understanding much about it himself)

I can see her docking his TAIL every time he ticks her off...

dooking his tail

[Amazee Dayzee]

Bad joke alert! Somebody get the tomatoes! That pun definitely was WAY too cheesy. XDD

[RockstarRaccoon]

Keeping in mind that his salary was probably like a few million dollars a year, so even at 1%, he's still making five figures.

[NHWestoN]

Keeping in mind that his salary was probably like a few million dollars a year, so even at 1%, he's still making five figures.

... plus access.

[Amazee Dayzee]

I'm not sure we will see him use any of his wealth because he is trying to be contrite. He might think throwing money around wouldn't be showing how remorseful he is.

[RockstarRaccoon]

He might also be content to just badger out and live in a hole somewhere or something.

[Amazee Dayzee]

I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens with him then.