Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
- Vertigo Fox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
If you let my demon throw you maybe you can be!
Oh, oh, hey, speak of the devil, hey Mr dark lord... what's up?
Oh, oh, hey, speak of the devil, hey Mr dark lord... what's up?
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The mortal realm.
How do I get these penguins off my TV?
How do I get these penguins off my TV?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
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Ocelots. But whatever you do, don't let the penguins explode!
Should limpets be banned?
Should limpets be banned?
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- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if they sold lemonade to people named Fran in Indianapolis between the hours of midnight and three a.m.
Want some Cream of Wheat?
Want some Cream of Wheat?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only once you explain how you milk wheat.
Can you assist me on planning my luxery vacation to Camden, New Jersey?
Can you assist me on planning my luxery vacation to Camden, New Jersey?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
- trekkie
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Unfortunately, no. But if you’re going to Hoboken I do know a guy
Does the plain in Spain get tired of rain?
Does the plain in Spain get tired of rain?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, but the buck in Luk is tired of the muck,
Would you like tickets to the Vogon poetry festival?
Would you like tickets to the Vogon poetry festival?
"Say, this is only tangentially relevant, but how many rings is your tail supposed to have?"
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if regular vegetarians can attend, too.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchck could get union scale?
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchck could get union scale?
- trekkie
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Thirteen ounces of wood per hour, provided they get time and a half on Sundays and federal holidays. Otherwise they strike, and you do not want your woodchucks on strike. I thought teamsters were rough.
Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yesn't, but I actually have no idea because I'm from another country
Has any of you heard something you didn't have heard about but you've actually heard about while in reality you didn't?
Has any of you heard something you didn't have heard about but you've actually heard about while in reality you didn't?
I dunno, just imagine something funny here
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- trekkie
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It’s a cold day for pontooning.
Does anyone know where I can buy a train ticket to Memphis?
Does anyone know where I can buy a train ticket to Memphis?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No but I know where you can buy a boat ticket to the moon.
Why does it have to rain so much?
Why does it have to rain so much?
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Fred Borroughs won’t stop doing a rain dance.
Why doesn’t Cathy eat breakfast?
Why doesn’t Cathy eat breakfast?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's impossible to sink your fangs into a Cheerio.
Has a banjo ever given birth to twins?
Has a banjo ever given birth to twins?
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I’ll have to check my purse.
Any idea where California went?
Any idea where California went?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- MischaTheWolf
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
My dad borrowed it, he will put it back tomorrow.
Why aren’t boots made of sand?
Why aren’t boots made of sand?
- Harry Johnathan
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You can’t make a boot out of sand, you have to heat it up first. There, boots made out of glass.
Why isn’t human skin polka-dotted?
Why isn’t human skin polka-dotted?
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Ask Sally in marketing, that was her project.
Ever been bit by a dead bee?
Ever been bit by a dead bee?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Mercifully only by one who had previously choked to death swollowing her dentures.
Can Cauli flower?
Can Cauli flower?
- IsraeliDisneyFan
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I don't think so, can water melon?
have you ever accidentally put salt in coffee instead of sugar?
have you ever accidentally put salt in coffee instead of sugar?
- trekkie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Let me check with Barb in Accounts Payable.
Would you like to live in a castle in the sky, oh , way up where the bluebirds fly?
Would you like to live in a castle in the sky, oh , way up where the bluebirds fly?
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller