Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:43 am**

Granted, he becomes evil and tries to take over the USA and starts wars for no reason.

I wish I could smell like a dog.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:49 am**

Granted, you can now identify people with their butt smells too,

I wish I could control weather.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:56 am**

Granted, now you're mad with power.

I wish I could read my dog's mind.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:09 am**

Granted, you find he is dirty minded and into cats, suddenly you don't want to read his mind anymore.
I wish I had the intensity and power of the sun.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:15 am**

Granted, but you can only use a small fraction of it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:25 am**

Granted but you become so errr....un lazy? That your friends all leave you because you're being a jerk.

I wish I had lotsa monies!

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:52 am**

Granted, you receive a million Rial worth of 50 Rial coins. (Total worth: ~USD 40)

I wish for the next person to not corrupt this wish.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:22 am**

Granted. The universe will do it for me.

I wish for a working stove/oven.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:24 am**

granted , but it burn fuel , and therefore your money , like nobody's bussiness
I wish for the four crystals in final fantasy <3

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:52 am**

Granted. But you have to play your way through the game to get them. And I mean play it, not with the controller but with yourself as you now find yourself inside the game at the start of Level 1. Have fun!

I wish for my own vintage arcade game.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:41 am**

Granted, it is inoperable and haunted by an evil ghoul.
I wish I had telekinesis.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:52 am**

granted , you also came from a post apocalyptic future where everything's burnt by a demonic fire creature
I wish for a leaf that can turn some one I hate into a raccoon

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:53 am**

Granted, you lack self respect and turn yourself into a raccoon.
I wish I had agility.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:55 am**

Granted but you don't get any fitness to go with it.

I wish jazz recordings from the 1900-1950's were easier to find.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:00 am**

Granted, but it's easy to lose them as well.

I wish for all the recordings Hlaoroo would lose/forget of due to his wish

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:01 am**

Granted, but it's in Real Audio format. http://www.redhotjazz.com/jazz1917.html

I wish I still had a copy of the first Star Trek game I ever wrote.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:15 am**

Granted. But it's written in VBA.

I wish I didn't need to install a new plugin for every file type I want to download.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:55 am**

Granted, instead one plugin exists that is so overuse it causes lagging and computer crashes.
I wish I had wireless headphones, these random knots are getting on my nerves.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:05 am**

Granted. Too bad you need to plug them in to charge them.

I wish to be part of a barbershop quartet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:07 am**

Granted, your one of those in ASDF movie. With Mine turtle!
I wish I could build stuff realistically in the same manner as Minecraft.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:20 am**

Granted. But you have to fend off zombies and creepers at the same time.

I wish for a smoke machine.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:22 am**

Granted, it hides itself and you cannot find the off switch.
I wish I could read Dune faster than Peanut.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:38 am**

Granted. Too bad you have to wait for him to finish before you can read it and he spoils it for you.

I wish veterinarians were paid more.

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:26 pm**

Granted, your pet insurance goes up tenfold.
I wish less hackers existed online.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:43 am**

Granted. The number of worms, trojans, spyware and malware increase a hundred fold.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:04 am**

Nothing to corrupt, eh?

I wish I had a funny joke.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:09 am**

Granted. But somebody else will give you one sometime 10 to 20 years from now.

I wish for the rules of this game to reverse.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:12 am**

Granted but now you have to try to corrupt the wish before it's even made which proves to be impossible so the game implodes.

I wish more people would understand my strange sense of humour.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:16 am**

granted , we all do.......still weird though
I wish I have a decent sense of humor

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:28 am**

Granted. You now become the most prim, proper and decent ice fox ever to have existed and only find those things funny which are 100% PC.

I wish that my whole kitchen wasn't on the blink.

Anyone know a good electrician? *sigh*

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:33 am**

Granted. Every other room in the entire universe is.

I wish for the ability to turn things into silver with a touch (because gold's overused).

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:37 am**

Granted, it runs your life.

I wish all my money was gold.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:40 am**

granted , prepare to get robbed
I wish for a magic lamp

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:42 am**

RioluNation, you also turn all other paper money in the world into gold. Gold is now devalued to the point of worthlessness and you've actually lost money, along with billions of other people.

serence ice fox, the lamp is magic... But enchanted so that it now turns oil put in it into bagels, nothing more.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:55 am**

Granted, you have no control over it.

I wish I had a female clone of me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:11 am**

Granted, this becomes VERY awkward as you begin to fancy yourself. You're sick riolu.

I wish I could create Shadow Clones.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:08 am**

Granted. But they're made of Vashta Nerada. Good luck! You'll need it.

I wish to be the next Doctor.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:49 am**

Granted, your in the series he finally dies permanently. Your women sidekick is also pretty ugly.
I wish I had an RC-XD

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:05 am**

Granted. But you accidentally turn kamikaze.

I wish for a flying banana.

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:08 am**

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I wish for the Gjallarhorn and the sword named Head.

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