The Vending Machine Game!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:45 pm

You get: awesomeness!

Inserts: The essence of awesome.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:56 pm

You get the triforce of awesome. You know that triangular hole in the middle of the triforce? That's where the triforce of awesome is supposed to go. There's a long backstory about why it's not there, but I don't have time to tell it in a game thread.
*inserts anchovies*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:05 pm

You get: a stuffed cat with a empty can.

Inserts: A pool of Jello.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:36 am

you get Bill Cosby.

* inserts Richard Pryor *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:08 pm

You get Rick the Pyro.
*inserts fire*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:15 pm

You get Donald Trump.

*inserts ice*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:17 pm

you get vanilla ice.

inserts fur. and lots of it.

RaptorAnton · Post by **RaptorAnton** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:36 pm

You get woolly.
And, as there were lots of fur, you get... ONE MORE WOOLY!

*inserts drawing tutorials and a lot of free time*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:56 pm

You get: Awesome fanart

Inserts: MAGIC!

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:15 pm

You get Pixie dust. It's like magic, except more expensive, and Disney owns all of the copyright laws
*inserts google phone*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:34 pm

You get: an infinite number.

Inserts: 150

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:40 pm

You get every episode of Scrubs. Or every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. . Your choice. (Thanks, Wikipedia!)

*inserts 251*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:41 pm

You get Pokemon, plus the Johto region
*inserts a torch*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:44 pm

You get: primitive flashlight.

Inserts: Modern flashlight.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:58 pm

You still get a torch.

Inserts a "chocolate orange"

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:59 pm

You get: Orange chocolate.

Inserts: Bathroom reader.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:01 pm

You get a coffee table
*inserts green paper*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:03 pm

You get: Green screen.

Inserts: New roman times.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:31 pm

you get a yawing Game (yes i know. I called myself it!)

*inserts 1 foot of snow*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:38 pm

You get: A white christmas.

Inserts: Pie day.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:52 am

you get 6000 different types of pie!

* inserts Space 1999 *

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:55 am

You get: Nuclear waste problems.

Inserts: PokÃ©dex.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:58 am

you get a Digivice

* inserts Monster rancher *

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:15 am

You get: a strange yellow one eyed blob.

Inserts: A microphone.

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:24 am

YOU GET A MEGAPHONE! DID YOU HEAR ME? A MEGAPHONE! IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH? HELLO?

I INSERT AN AMPLIFIER!

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:38 am

You get a minimizer
Inserts an $80 check

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:35 am

I get an $80 refund!

* inserts Tax forms *

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:23 pm

you get blood sucking imps.

inserts some wood.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:05 pm

You get fire!
*Insert lightning*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:12 pm

you get thunder.

inserts rain.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:37 pm

you get swamp

*inserts an epic fail at a dunk (coughmybrothercough)*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:48 pm

You get: silly people

Inserts: My socks.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:52 pm

You Get: "Why the heck does the left sock always disappear when I put a pair in the dryer?"

Inserts: A dryer.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:02 pm

You get: hot pants.

Inserts: A bookcase

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:06 pm

You Get: Firemen (from Farenheit 451).

Inserts: A Gong.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:49 pm

The gong rattles the vending machine, causing to to break. You get nothing.
*inserts a goblin engineer*

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:54 pm

You Get: Disruption which could be efficient if the engineer would quit overcomplicating things.

Inserts: Pie.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:56 pm

You get: Plumb pie

Inserts: ID Card.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:57 pm

You Get: Access.

Inserts: Incorrect Access Card.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:58 pm

You get: Bad internet.

Inserts: frustration.