Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly right?)
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Hearing Aid technology is getting better every day.
HELP! Hearing Aids don't help you read!
HELP! Hearing Aids don't help you read!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here take my glasses....... because this is an emergency.......... JUST TAKE THEM, ALRIGHT!!!??
Help! My cat has imprisoned me at my computer by sitting on my lap.
Help! My cat has imprisoned me at my computer by sitting on my lap.
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Constantly cross and uncross your legs; pretend you don't know your cat is there.
HELP! Rocks are my only friends; my only friends are rocks!
HELP! Rocks are my only friends; my only friends are rocks!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then keep your igneous close, and your metamorphic closer.
Help! I don't know the mass of the higgs boson particle.
Help! I don't know the mass of the higgs boson particle.
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Ok, John is that you? I know you are scared, but you have to stay calm. What?! Quickly, put down the phone and google it quickly! No, just put it down and look it up!
Help me! I am in my house, it is me, John and I don't think anyone in the world will get my quotes! I'm so scared...
Help me! I am in my house, it is me, John and I don't think anyone in the world will get my quotes! I'm so scared...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then stop quoting others and start speaking as yourself.
Help! I gave advice. I always give HORRIBLE advice. The poster above me is doomed. DOOOOMMMED!!!
Help! I gave advice. I always give HORRIBLE advice. The poster above me is doomed. DOOOOMMMED!!!
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Don't worry, he doesn't care. Reverse psychology will help him live!
Help! I nommed my last cookie!
Help! I nommed my last cookie!
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Quick, stay calm and pm MarioMarc.
Help, I momentarily wished that the poster below me would actually respond like an emergency services person.
Help, I momentarily wished that the poster below me would actually respond like an emergency services person.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Hello? I'm sorry, the number you have reached has temporarily been disconnected. Please try your emergency call again later, preferably after the incident has occurred.
Help! I'm stuck in da telefone!
Help! I'm stuck in da telefone!
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Ok... How are you stuck...Oh, I get it, try bending a bit to the right... Oh, stop then.
Try pulling yourself a bit upwards but don't touch the-:Your call has been disconnected:-
Help, my house is on fire from an electrical socket!
Try pulling yourself a bit upwards but don't touch the-:Your call has been disconnected:-
Help, my house is on fire from an electrical socket!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Don't worry, 911 has been temporarily disconnected. Call them after your house has been burnt to ashes.
Help! I lost the happy tree friends from across the street!
Help! I lost the happy tree friends from across the street!
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Oh, they do that all the time. They'll have regenerated by tommorrow morning, when more fun can begin!
Help! My cat is stalling for time. I think it is conspiring with my dogs to overthrow the human regime that oppresses them (i.e. me).
Help! My cat is stalling for time. I think it is conspiring with my dogs to overthrow the human regime that oppresses them (i.e. me).
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Ok... See if we can book an appointment at the looney bin Mental department Police department, so you can tell us your problems.
Help, I forgot to post a problem in 3 seconds and had to edit it!
Help, I forgot to post a problem in 3 seconds and had to edit it!
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Don't worry, it's fixed now!
"-but I---"
*is put to sleep*
Help! The Pea is missing!
"-but I---"
*is put to sleep*
Help! The Pea is missing!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
I'll help yo-Your call has been disconnected by "Peakiller"
Help me, my phone doesn't work!
Help me, my phone doesn't work!
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then call someone for a new one!
help, this sheet of paper has a whole in it!
help, this sheet of paper has a whole in it!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here, let me take the "W" out for you. There you go! Now you have a hole in your paper.
Help! There's an internet bridge troll at the gates of Maurya!
Help! There's an internet bridge troll at the gates of Maurya!
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Trolls are notoriously greedy. Send him the nigerian prince spam letter and he will destroy himself.
Help! The pets have won! I don't know how long it will be before they can figure out that I am on the int-
Help! The pets have won! I don't know how long it will be before they can figure out that I am on the int-
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Quick! Give them a cookie!
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We've lost him, sir...
Help! Copper's been caged!
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We've lost him, sir...
Help! Copper's been caged!
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Don't worry, with new Cagebreaker technology, wecan bust you out in at least 5 days if you aren't dead.
Help, i wanna start a webcomic but i have no drawing skills!
Help, i wanna start a webcomic but i have no drawing skills!
It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then get a friend who can draw and you do the Writing
Help I gave REAL advice.
Help I gave REAL advice.
So check out my Deviant art http://exranion.deviantart.com/ It has ponies, furries, and the link to my tumblr!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Give him false hopes!
Help! I've lost my piece of candy!
Help! I've lost my piece of candy!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Join us and you will have all the candy you could ever want Wolfie!
Help! The revolution is on and we need weaponry, recruits, and computer classes. That stupid cat is chewing on the mouse.
Help! The revolution is on and we need weaponry, recruits, and computer classes. That stupid cat is chewing on the mouse.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here ya go! *gives "Trade Skool" sign*
Help! We ran out of sticky grenades!
Help! We ran out of sticky grenades!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Eat a sandvich!
Help I can't click the close button for minecraft!
Help I can't click the close button for minecraft!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Quick! Rub a magnet on your hard drive!
Help! I've not fallen and I can get up!
Help! I've not fallen and I can get up!
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Here, let me give you a push!
Help! I cannot speak of what I have seen!
Help! I cannot speak of what I have seen!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Than see that which you speak of.
HELP! The serfs are on their way!
HELP! The serfs are on their way!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Well then grab a board and ride the wave!
Help! I was trying to be funny again.
Help! I was trying to be funny again.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Don't worry, I'll schedule you an appointment for 4:30 tomorrow. Is that okay for you?
Well, I have had to juggle 6 books at once and it is hard because (1..2..3..4..) 4 of them have deadlines to return them in.
Well, I have had to juggle 6 books at once and it is hard because (1..2..3..4..) 4 of them have deadlines to return them in.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
You get a Person to carry all your books now.
Help! I need a "Q!"
Help! I need a "Q!"
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
The mysterious person named "Q" is hard to find, but I tracked him down. Go to the running of the bulls and he'll find you.
Help! The bulls are about to gore me.
Help! The bulls are about to gore me.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Don't worry, here's a cattle prod and a Red Bull.
Help! I lost my tazer gun...
Help! I lost my tazer gun...
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Don't worry about it. Here is your cattle prod back.
Help! I shocked myself with the cattle prod by grabbing it at the wrong end.
Help! I shocked myself with the cattle prod by grabbing it at the wrong end.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Don't worry, here's a stun gun.
Help! I need a helper!
Help! I need a helper!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Right here, sir! *Bzzzat!* Nevermind...
Help! I've been shocked again.
Help! I've been shocked again.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here's a shock-resistant suit, use it well...
Help! I need a cannon...
Help! I need a cannon...
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Just ask for Bino. He is a loose cannon, after all.
Help! The sandman is beating me with an ugly stick!
Help! The sandman is beating me with an ugly stick!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here's a piece of knockout candy.
Help! We have one man down!
Help! We have one man down!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then kick him. You might as well.
Help! There is a gang of people trying to hurt me.
Help! There is a gang of people trying to hurt me.