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Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:01 am**

腳底抹油 = I’m Out

Alt Text: 他們還沒懷疑呢 (they don't suspect a thing)

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:35 am**

暴力就是笑點 = The Joke Is Violence

Alt Text: 你可以起來了嗎，我的鼻子都凹下去了 (can you get up please, my nose is inverted)

Posted: **Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:32 am**

污點證獾 = The Witness Badger

Alt Text: 你以前就從來沒聽我說話過，怎麼可能現在就開始會了呢 (you never listened to me before, why would you start now)

Posted: **Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:47 am**

我們不要這隻臭獾 = We Don't Need No Stinking Badger

Alt Text: 喔，我脆弱的手喔 (ow my brittle hand)
辛苦作者了，為了在聖誕節把本篇趕到結局，這一則的長度是平常的6倍

Posted: **Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:28 am**

ARC 127. 我們在一起吧 = Be Mine
譯者：紅狐

季節的問候 = Seasons Greetings

Alt Text: 看來凱文把妳教得很好嘛(I see Kevin taught you well)

Posted: **Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:34 am**

才藝表演 = Talent Show

Alt Text: 不要那麼大聲講話(don't talk so loud)

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:31 pm**

強制執行住宿 = Sleepover Enforcement

Alt Text: 我從沒看過有其他人這麼淺眠，又同時可以打呼這麼大聲的(i've never met anyone else who was simultaneously such a light sleeper and snored SO much)

Posted: **Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:47 am**

請求、強迫，同樣道理 = Exhort, Extort, Same Thing

Alt Text: 金恩你沒披圍巾，你會著涼感冒的(king you're not wearing your scarf, you'll catch your death)

Posted: **Wed Jan 22, 2020 11:44 am**

無須說長道短 = No Need To Be Short

Alt Text: 還有，它開始有浣熊的味道了，所以你或許該為此想點辦法(also it started smelling like raccoons so you might wanna do something about that)

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:41 am**

美麗新世界 = Brave New World

Alt Text: 哈哈哈，噢噢(hahaha, oof)

Posted: **Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:38 am**

嚕啦啦 = Rub A Dub Dub

Alt Text: 兩犬一盆(two fools and a tub)

Posted: **Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:30 am**

他濕了 = He’s All Wet

Alt Text: 喔，抱歉…「狗勾」(oh sorry... "poppies")

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:54 pm**

狼步小鎮 = Prowling The Town

Alt Text: 怎麼說呢，我一直都需要幫忙，但現在而言是特別指這件事(I mean, I've always needed help, but currently I mean this thing in particular)

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:35 am**

殺手本能 = Killer Instinct

Alt Text: 鑰匙、皮夾、手機掉到地上彈起(keys, wallet, phone bounce against the floor)

Posted: **Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:53 pm**

下流謊言 = Filthy Lies

Alt Text: 是哪種逆向思考方式才會覺得情感關係是建立在「大人的信任」這種虛無的東西上啊(what kind of backwards thinking is this that a relationship should be built on flighty things like MUTUAL TRUST)

Posted: **Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:02 pm**

堅守陣線 = Line Defense

Alt Text: 大腦無法執行請求：終止/重試/壞掉？(BRAIN UNABLE TO PROCESS REQUEST: ABORT/RETRY/FAIL?)

Posted: **Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:35 am**

同床異夢 = Wrong Side Of The Bed

Alt Text: 她都知道的(SHE KNOWS)

Posted: **Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:08 pm**

睡個好覺 = Sleep Tight

Alt Text: 請那些老鼠交響樂團的出去好嗎(get that mouse orchestra out of here)

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:47 am**

這部漫畫都快長到海枯石爛了 = This Comic Has Been Going An Awful Long Tine 2020-02-13

露薏絲：我說我會跟你到天涯海角，我就會跟你到天涯海角，但麻煩下次不要找我去真的天涯海角
史都華：如果你想要在你的生命中注入一點改變的話，就來找我吧
肯尼：今年在你的情人節上我一文錢也不留！對…一文錢也不留給你（要找我的話，我在我的私人泳池）
馬里安：何以每次我們相望時，周遭的人們總以為我們是從動物園逃出來的
Alt Text: 誠如大哲學家史帝夫哈威爾所言：「我們不妨來點改變」(as the great philosopher Steve Harwell said, "we could all use a little change")
左下的Spare no expense一般其實是指不惜成本的意思
右下很明顯有藏頭的句子，要翻譯出來太難表達了，那個意思應該不難理解
史帝夫哈威爾(Steve Harwell)其實是Smash Mouth樂隊的主唱，那句"we could all use a little change"來自他們的成名曲“All Star”

Posted: **Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:30 am**

恐怖的場面 = A Terrifying Scene

Alt Text: 到此為止的鋪陳都只是為了一個完全不同的劇情(everything up until this point was just setup for a completely different story)
今天的的情節明顯致敬電影《驚魂記》，馬丁鮑爾薩姆就是在該電影出演的男演員之一。該片最知名的的一幕就是女主角在淋浴時被兇手襲擊，以當年的標準這種場景可說是前所未有的震撼以致於名留影史

Posted: **Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:18 pm**

夜裡的野犬哭嚎 = The Wild Dogs Cry Out In The Night

Alt Text: 我也哭，你也哭，我們都哭…吵著去兜風？(I cry, you cry, we all cry for... bike ride?)

Posted: **Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:27 pm**

簡單一問 = Simple Question

Alt Text: 也接受「完全可以」、「非常可以」，那如果你是機器人，就「肯定的」(will also accept 'totally yes', 'very yes', and if you are a robot, 'affirmative')

Posted: **Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:01 pm**

你坐在謊言搭成的王座上 = You Sit On A Throne Of Lies

Alt Text: 可是這裡是二樓耶--是啊但他的耳朵可以當成降落傘(but it's the second floor-- yeah but his ears work as parachutes)

Posted: **Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:43 am**

林中一夜 = Night In The Woods

Alt Text: 你也可以稱這作松鼠攝政，或者直呼我的名諱，加上松鼠相關的超能力(and you can read that as either regent of the squirrels, or just as my name, having attained squirrel-based superpowers)

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:27 am**

隱居選擇 = The Hermit Option

Alt Text: 有人把開罐器偷走了！不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不(someone took the can opener! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Posted: **Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:55 am**

捏我一下，我還在抗拒 = Pinch Me I’m Resisting

Alt Text: 喔不，太多字了zzzzzzz (oh no too many words zzzzzzz)

Posted: **Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:43 am**

安全處 = Safe Spot

Alt Text: 你知道你的小短尾很有彈性嗎 (did you know you have a boingy nub)

Posted: **Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:14 am**

誰在那 = Who’s There

Alt Text: 我知道在一個月內，我的兩篇漫畫都碰巧用了這個「小孩不願意睡覺」的哏，但骨牌效應總是如此的 (I know that I happened to have the same "small children refuse to sleep" joke in both of my comics within a month of each other but that's just the way the dominoes fell)
今天的Alt指的是作者的另一篇漫畫A&H Club

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:04 pm**

言語有什麼意思 = What Do Words Mean

Alt Text: *摩斯電碼音* (*morse code noises*)

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:12 am**

玩約會 = Playdate

Alt Text: 或者我們可以試試看能塞進多少網球！我的記錄是37個 (or we can see how many tennis balls we can fit! My record is thirty-seven)

Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:42 am**

這沒什麼好奇怪的 = Nothing Awkward About This

Alt Text: *刮唱盤聲* 對，是我幹的… (*record scratch* yup, that's me...)

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:46 am**

ARC 128. 斑斑的真實身份 = The Identity Of Spot
譯者：紅狐

秘密 = The Secret

Alt Text: 喔不，又是一篇斑斑漫畫，距離上一篇已經好幾年的但還是太常出現了吧 (oh no it's another spot arc it's been years but it still happens too often somehow)

Posted: **Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:26 pm**

吉姆吉米尼吉姆吉米尼吉姆吉姆傑瑞 = Jim Jimminy Jim Jimminy Jim Jim Jerry

Alt Text: 還有它已經冷掉了，我上來的一路上還要推掉其他人的單 (also it's cold now, I had to drop off everyone else's orders on the way up)

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:17 am**

超級偽裝 = Super Camouflage

Alt Text: 除非有誰是我忘記了的，而他的超能力是讓我們每次看到他就會忘記，但那也未免太蠢又拐彎抹角了吧 (unless there's someone I'm forgetting, and his superpower is to make us forget every time we look at him, but that'd be extremely silly and convoluted)

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:26 am**

看來是個給實習生的工作 = This Looks Like A Job For The Intern

Alt Text: 那聽起來像是你的車 (that sounded like YOUR car)

Posted: **Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:08 am**

那誰是車 = Then Who Was Car

Alt Text: 接下來50則漫畫都是他們在自問自答上一篇漫畫的內容 (The next fifty comics is just them lampshading the previous comic)

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:56 am**

把我變成蠑螈算了 = Well Turn Me Into A Newt

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:58 am**

正是斑斑會做的事 = Exactly What Spot Would Have Done

Alt Text: 你就抬頭然後大喊：「救救我們！」…然後我會往下看，小聲說：「好」 (you'll look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "kay.")

Posted: **Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:09 am**

驚人的揭露 = Shocking Reveal

Alt Text: 未完但大概沒後續(to probably never be continued)

Posted: **Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:28 am**

搞砸派對者 = Party Pooper

Alt Text: 卡里沙：喔，沒關係的*拿三明治在她鼻子前面晃*(Karishad: Oh it's fine *waves sandwich over her nose*)

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