Housepets!

Posted: **Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:50 pm**

Did you check your pilot? I sabotaged the flight. I throw you out the emergency exit and fly straight for the win!

Posted: **Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:49 pm**

Swooping behind you in my Fokker Triplane, I dispatch your craft with a pulverizing burst of machinegun fire then surge forward to catch the win as it drifts down from the flaming wreck of your shattered plane.

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:18 am**

I build a rocket ship that has a claw to snatch the win as I leave the atmosphere.

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:21 am**

My epic space fleet intercepts your ship in orbit and steals the win from your cargo hold

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:32 am**

My elusive minions hiding in your space logistical vessel commandeer the win.....

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:32 am**

a lone power armor clad warrior blows the entire fleet to smithereens. i'm counting that as a win.

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:35 am**

Moving discretely among the debris and fragments created by your assault, I locate the win, floating freely through the rubble and SNATCH IT!

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:43 pm**

I fire my Death Star to blow up the moon, which causes fragments to fly toward you. In the chaos I fly in, steal the win, and head for a distant hideaway...

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:10 pm**

The win disappears before your eyes as it was a hologram. Meanwhile, I have flown several thousand lightyears away with the real win.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:48 am**

I construct a self-replicating probe, which multiplies endlessly until every corner of the galaxy is scrutinized. Your win cannot hide from me!

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:11 pm**

I win as I have built a portal to another (safe) dimension and closed the portal behind me, taking the win with me.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:53 pm**

I employ dark magic(k) forces to pull you out of the multiverse and into reality. I steal the win and banish you to the underworld.

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:20 am**

I win because all it takes is to be the last poster.

Posted: **Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:06 am**

I win because you are no longer the last poster; I am.

Posted: **Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:23 pm**

Well, that was easy - WIN!

Posted: **Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:25 pm**

Not so fast! *increases the difficulty setting* Can you win now??

Posted: **Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:14 pm**

well yeah. Normal isn't that much harder than Easy.

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:57 am**

Normal is the difficulty quite a few people try to avoid if there is an easier difficulty, even if they would be good at it. I win because I don't avoid it.

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:37 am**

I win because I play at epic pro gamer levels

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:52 pm**

I win because I can race faster than you.

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:32 pm**

Perhaps, but I win because I can jump straight to victory

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:05 pm**

I send out Empoleon, who proceeds to one-shot your typhlosion. i win.

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:38 pm**

As I own all of the original .Hack games, I win.

Posted: **Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:51 pm**

My 10+ year old Roblox account trumps your game, so I win

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:16 am**

I win because I play Minecraft.

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:47 pm**

My Enderman henchman steals your win and brings it to my fortress

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:16 am**

I win because I am on a different server.

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:43 am**

I win because I cancel your Realms subscription

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:05 pm**

I win because I interrupt your "My Weekly Reader" subscription.

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:24 pm**

i win because i renew both of their subscriptions, and prepay the next ten years, using YOUR bank card.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:31 am**

I win because I never had a Reams subscription.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:21 pm**

I win because I play single player games, so you can't cancel me

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:24 pm**

I win cause I completed all the quests and side-quests in Borderlands: The PreSequel as ClapTrap.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:14 pm**

I take advantage of all your gaming preoccupations to stealth away the win.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:22 pm**

Due to your lack of effective stealth I spot you and take away the win.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:52 pm**

Having dramatically improved my stealth skills through an on-line course at an obscure community college, I am now able to successfully and rightfully reclaim the win.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:08 pm**

Because knowledge is power, I use my vast intellect in the field of space travel to construct my very own spy satellite. It detects your movement, allowing me to nab the win.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:14 pm**

I win because I caused your spy satellite to implode.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:48 am**

I win because I am everywhere.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:04 pm**

i sneak away with the win while you two bicker like an old maried couple.

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