Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:15 am
I win because games exist.
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Last poster wins.
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Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:47 pm
I win because I make the rules of the game.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:36 pm
I win cause I found loopholes in your rules.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:21 pm
I dash through the loopholes and grab the win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:49 am
I win because this isn't a realistic shooter, so my chances are much better.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:47 pm
Unfortunately for you I have RTX on, so this game is now very realistic. Winning is easy with my superior GPU 
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:23 pm
I win because this still isn't a shooter.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:15 pm
I win because I say I do.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:03 pm
I win because, despite all the action packed events that have appeared here, this is still a forum game.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:08 pm
… and given all the limitations of a forum, it's natural for a techless muggle like me to thrive and grab the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:20 pm
But as this is a game of being the last poster, I make a post and win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:20 pm
Easy enough to follow on with a daring pirouette, a brilliant segue, and - as the audience goes wild - I finish the exquisite movement known to the savants as the last post. Teehee......
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:16 pm
For my next trick I'll turn your last post into the second to last post. Meanwhile, I will occupy this spot and declare victory.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:41 pm
*robs both of you and sells the confiscated win to TUBM for an extortionate amount*
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:46 pm
I win because I don't have what you want and you sent it before receiving payment.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:51 pm
I win because it was actually a mailbox bomb
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:52 pm
I win because you arrested for sending a bomb to a PO box.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:57 am
I suppose it would be boorish, dull, and unimaginative to just say "I win" ........................... "I WIN!"
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:01 am
I say it louder: I WIN!!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:43 pm
Your bellowing voice incapacitates your hearing momentarily, allowing me to slip past and claim the "win".
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:22 am
I win because I can still hear.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:14 am
Ah ha, then hear this … I win! 
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:55 am
I win because it's been a week or so since the last post...
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:26 am
… meaning a week or so since a poster got a response so … I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:09 pm
no, it is my turn to be the winner
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:40 pm
… and now it's your turn to be the loser. I win! Okay, that was kinda mean. I'm sorry, foxy... But I still win!!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:55 pm
eh, not all of us can be winners. By all of us I mean you, 'cause now I'm the winner.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:12 pm
O the humiliation! O the chagrin! O the triumph - `cause I win. (oooo and it's poetic, too!)
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:12 am
Ew poetry, I win, both in this game and in my on-going battle against poetry.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:36 am
Banned for - wait, that's a different thread - um, well, anyhow, I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:53 pm
huhuhu, you may have thought that you have won in one of my constant absences... But I am the winner in the end!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:10 am
Gosh … it's been a while … how do I do this? Ummmmmmmm … oh, yeah! I win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:31 pm
I haven't played this in a while either but I think I win too
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:18 am
The last time I played was longer ago than you, so I win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:06 pm
That may be true, but because amount of time that's passed since I last played is the least of all forum users, I win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:01 am
Yay, Nat, that calls for a celebration. While all of you are celebrating … I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:15 am
Good thing I included wins as a party favor. Actually, I only had one to give out -- and I gave it to myself.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:27 pm
Okay. Party's over. Gimmee! I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:24 pm
West, the party's still raging, so I win!
Re: Last poster wins.
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:30 pm
Okay, the party must be over by now. I shoo y'all out of my house and keep the win for myself.