Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:14 am

I take your temperature. About one second before taking that picture.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:18 am

I increase your temperature. you melt like butter.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:24 am

I drip into your eyes, enter into your body and take over, relegating you to control of a toe.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:26 am

I gather all fleas and other life forms on Kyuubi and start a revolution against you. *Explells Welsh to the toe*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:27 am

I self-destruct in an ether explosion. you are all disintegrated.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:30 am

Fortunately I cloned myself some time ago.

As you re-integrate, I teleport some parts of you to Venus.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:31 am

I transport venus to you. *splat*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:26 pm

I grow to god size and smash Venus AND you

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:31 pm

I summon a black hole inside of you. Bye Bye.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:13 pm

I rip off your skin and shove it down your throat

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:17 pm

I call you unpleasant and your brain implodes from the subtlety of the attack.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:33 pm

i'm seriously bored, i have my minionstake care of you, and not the nice funny ones from Despicable Me

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:42 pm

I use you as a pencil topper for a giant novelty pencil. And spin it, at speed, for ten thousand revolutions.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:19 am

Grabs the spinner and spins it inside a centrifuge, a wormhole is suddenly created and sucks you into it.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:20 am

I void you of free will, you are now a tool instead!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:39 am

*Hammers*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:56 am

I melt you down and turn you into something more practical, like a washing machine, or a toaster!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:43 am

I remove your tails and use them as propeller covers for old aeroplanes.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:18 am

*Spits watery toast.*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:47 pm

*uses wet toast to waterboard aBritishFox*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:54 pm

*Throws Rathead into a bath as he carries ABritishFox*
*ZAAAPP*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 pm

(poor toaster me...)
*Electrocutes everyone in the room*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:31 pm

Pulls a chain. Drops a huge boulder on BF's head.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:43 pm

I fire French toast at you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:57 pm

I eat the toast and belch garlic into your face.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:41 pm

*grabs Welsh so he can breath his garlic on the bread* Woo, thanks for the garlic bread welsh.
*shoves into his face* Now eat it!

spyderwolf · Post by **spyderwolf** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:34 pm

*Sets off nuclear missi-* Oh [word]

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:20 am

I throw dirt at you. But in full size minecraft blocks.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:39 am

I don't bother with craft. I just hit you with a coal mine.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:41 am

I close it down. You lose your job.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:16 pm

I feed all this breakfast food to a Nibblonian, then have him make his antimatter poops in your Kix, then when you have your breakfast the next morning, the antimatter that you eat reacts with your dark matter and you implode violently >:D

(saved that one for you Kyu rofl)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:27 pm

I throw up liquid matter-antimatter on you. You are torn between dimensions before vanishing in a blur.

Post by **Render** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:33 pm

I meet a witch and trade you for some candy.

(I love you all for the fun you are doing here, '[word]', 'full size minecraft blocks', etc.)

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:37 pm

I drink 25 cans of Redbull mixed with sugar and cocaine and superpunch you
PU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-PUNCH
PU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-PUNCH
PU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-PUNCH
*breathes*
PU-PU-PUP-PU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB....etc

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:04 pm

I deep fry you in batter and sell you as a delicacy at a Scottish Fish & Chip shop.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:13 pm

I slap you multiple times with a dirty, used bugswatter

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:28 pm

I plug your tail into an electric pencil sharpener and snap several traps onto your fingers.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:39 pm

I get so mad i rip you apart BAHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:42 pm

*Thousands of mini-me's invade your bloodstream and chop you to pieces from the inside out.

Post by **Render** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:08 pm

I tell Grape you are Karl-Lenin Faust.