The Oldest Game
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I am the resilient life which emerges from the ashes of a nuclear apocalypse.
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I am the glacier that covers the land freezing all who survive.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the climate shift that melts the glaciers and causes humans to freak out.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I am the [Hated historical political figure] which builds a dam in the Strait of Gibraltar draining the mediterranean and cooling down the planet.
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I am the massive ecological damage of a water-source that large disappearing, that ended your political career and besmirched your name forever in recorded history. (not that that reputation damage wouldn't have happened already by other means, but still...)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I'm the historian that got his facts wrong making the politician a hero.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
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I'm the political ideology that dismisses the historian's work as flawed.
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I am the political party opposite to that ideology that debunks those statements.
Heellooooooooo!! Anyone who wants to talk to me, please do. I get lonely sometimes and I get scared whenever I talk first...
Avatar done by the wonderful kurowolfe!
I also have an FA account now. Sooo... check it out.
Avatar done by the wonderful kurowolfe!
I also have an FA account now. Sooo... check it out.
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I'm the lies told to the people who vote for the other party instead of yours.
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I am the hacker who finds out the truth!
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I am the infamous BSOD error screen!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the guy who replaces the RAM on that disgusting, dusty 10y/o walmart PC
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I am the vendor who heavily overcharged for the DDR1 Ram you needed, cause it's not like you can get it anywhere else, that stuff is OLD.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am some random guy who happens to have the exact RAM and gives it away for half price. (I also kidnap the competition)
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I am the lightning strike that melts the whole computer the moment the RAM is added.
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I am the lightning rod that manages to attract the lightning before striking the computer.
Heellooooooooo!! Anyone who wants to talk to me, please do. I get lonely sometimes and I get scared whenever I talk first...
Avatar done by the wonderful kurowolfe!
I also have an FA account now. Sooo... check it out.
Avatar done by the wonderful kurowolfe!
I also have an FA account now. Sooo... check it out.
- IronLucario2012
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I am the shoddy wiring that makes the lightning rod set the house on fire instead of saving it.
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I am the dounpour that minimizes the spread of the fire.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the umbrella that protects the wearer from the wetness.
- IronLucario2012
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I am the wind that blows the umbrella inside-out.
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I am the sail that catches the wind
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Buster
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- Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
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I am the sailor who maintains them in spite of their wear.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the wave that swamps the boat.
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i am the ice-age that freezes all the waves in place.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the [politician] who denies climate change and keeps burning coal
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I am the revolution that overthrows the politician.
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i am the period of instability and anarchy that makes everyone regret the revolution.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the new civilization that arises from the ashes of the old one
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I am the meteor that ends civilization.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Mine is the Paleolithic tribe that begins the path back to civilization...
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I am the doctor that finds a cure.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the pharmaceutical conglomerate plotting to make vast sums from the doctor's formula...
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I'm the economy crash that because of too much money, it loses value and nobody buys your meds, bankrupting you and starting an epidemic outbreak.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I am the Neanderthal entrepreneur that restores the paleolithic economic practices of barter and blather.
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I am the thief who takes away the item you planned to barter.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the enterprising opportunist who offers to partner with you in a property redistribution franchise.
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I'm still a thief, and i play you like a fiddle, leaving with the money AND the deeds.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the trombone which crushes the violin and reclaims the wealth.