Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:14 am

Who needs weapons or powers when you have THIS?!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:34 am

I play the spoons in your ear.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:41 am

I do the Cossack dance on the bridge of your nose in long spiked shoes. The kicks are unbelievably painful...

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:42 am

I beat you with a base.
Boomp boomp boomp boomp

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:43 am

I smash the egg over your head.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:44 am

I hit you with an omlet.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:44 am

I eat you and then the omlet.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:45 am

I use the spoons to dig my way out of your gut, slowly starving you as I cause holes.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:46 am

My gut grows sharp teeth and noms you even more.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:47 am

You gut inside your gut explodes and the force rips open your belly and I escape...slightly covered in slime...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:48 am

The monsterous parasites I had murder you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:49 am

I use "Flee-be-gone" and you monster paracites turn on you and storm into the open hole that was your belly.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:50 am

I vanish as a shroud of Energy and choke you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:51 am

I use science and cause the energy to become just...energy.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:52 am

I use nonsensical rubbish to make it even more deadly and over-powered.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:56 am

I reply with "Energy cannot be created nor destroyed" that paradox rips you appart as you...somehow created more energy.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:58 am

I rewrite E=MC2 as E=MC3, the resulting formula makes this simple hydrogen balloon into a thermo-nuclear device. *pops a million on BritishFox*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:03 am

I get prof farnsworth to write the timeparadox code and the balloons traverse over to you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:01 am

I call in a vet who treats you for Distemper. (and Dattemper too)

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:05 am

I bite the vet and his syringe is flung into you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:07 am

It 'impales' me under arm. I stagger back against your thigh and 'accidentally jab you and press the plunger in.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:27 am

I gain super powers and smash you with my powerful paws, then I fly off as a blue superhero dog in a blue cape.
The Birth of Spot the superdog, the real version

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:28 am

I point out that you are a fox and not a dog and are therefore more cowardly. I shorten your tail down to 10% its normal size.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:30 am

I wack what's left of my tail into your ear and then wags it violently.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:04 am

I call animal control about a rabid fox...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:09 am

((Pete:- And I paint Bino Orange...))

I flood your caverns with Cherryade.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:16 am

((yay, cherry-flavoured stuff! Where is my mug?))

I replace all of your Cola and Pepsi Cola drinks with... Baikal soda!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:08 am

I turn YOU into soda

aBritishfox wrote:I get prof farnsworth to write the timeparadox code and the balloons traverse over to you.

YAY! another Futurama fan!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:39 pm

I slam your face into a hot stove.

SmileWolf · Post by **SmileWolf** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:44 pm

I slap you with a large trout.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:45 pm

I have you get strangled by an octopus.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:18 pm

I punch you with a shark.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:22 pm

I shove a fish down your throat.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:08 pm

I let a clam bite your head

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:20 pm

I have you get stabbed by a swordfish.

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:02 am

I'll let you have contact with a VERY small bit of one tentacle of a sea wasp.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:05 am

Troy Tempest mistakes you for a Merperson and shoots you from Stingray

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:09 am

You get swallowed by a blue whale

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:43 am

You get crushed by the same whale.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:02 am

I subject you to top 10 of worst Indian movies.
Welcome to couple of days of unexistant plotlines, dancing and singing