Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:02 pm**

… and there goes my old KayPro (again). Duck, TUBM!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:06 am**

I cast thrashing water, it destroys the KayPro and sends water down on TUBM

Posted: **Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:40 pm**

Which I collect into a balloon, dropping down on TUBM.

Posted: **Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:08 pm**

Deploying my beach umbrella which has the circumference of Delaware as well as a variety of tasteful pastel shades, I direct the water down a downspout the length of Chile where it gushes with furious momentum at TUBM.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:32 pm**

I drop an asteroid in the trajectory of the water. Unfortunately, the TUBM is within the blast zone.

Posted: **Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:10 pm**

I drop a blast zone generator on the user below me.

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:19 pm**

Heads below!! - No, really, here come a drop of 20,000 Barbie doll heads!

Posted: **Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:31 pm**

melts them down into a brick of recycled plastic and drops it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:07 am**

Has his trained spiders build the plastic into a giant functioning microwave and drops it, opening first, with the cooker on...

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:21 pm**

My deflector dish repels it and sends it careening at warp speed

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:21 pm**

Out tumbles a giant roast chicken which I leap and bounce off of a wall to punt out of the sky.

(I've actually seen snow leopards wall-jump a few times and it's awesome!)

Posted: **Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:50 pm**

Unleashing thereby a gigantic flock of starving sparrows swooping down after the roast chicken - and TUBM. (They're kinda myopic sparrows.)

Posted: **Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:20 am**

Eh, that's what the cattle prod's for. TUBM gets fried birds dropped on them.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:12 pm**

Rescued by the neighborhood kitties and also dump a truck load of kitty litter on TUBM.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:16 pm**

gets crushed under kitty litter struggles to drop a box with all the homework from sad students.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:23 pm**

The homework plummets through my screen and into the internet, where it lands on my online classwork provider's website. TUBM is squashed by the daily avalanche of user complaints.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:17 pm**

The user complaints fall onto me (again). I then drop a piece of cheese(why not).

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:08 pm**

My expert adult reflexes evades the cheese. It lands, however, directly on an infant's face. It tumbles onto TUBM.

Posted: **Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:02 am**

I catch the infant in my paws and then throw a trombone down.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:38 pm**

Womp womp, it's a failure. Instead it breaks through the floor, sending the entire symphony into freefall.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:40 pm**

Why does everything fall on me.....

I drop a vending machine.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:48 pm**

I'm dissatisfied with my product, so I send the machine back to the vendor -- downward, of course.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:50 pm**

I lift up that vendor by the scruff of his neck and drop him right down there with his machine.
...stupid door-to-door salesmen...

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:08 pm**

Just when you think you're safe, the mailman knocks on your door. You open it but as he rummages through his bag he trips, releasing an avalanche of coupons, waivers, and other spam onto TUAM.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2019 12:03 am**

I dunno how all that stuff got up to the post above you when it was supposed to be going down, but I guess that gives me a free post to knock all that paperwork over again to drown whatever poor sap ends up below me, plus the sad remains of this run-on sentence.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:53 am**

And I toss my embarrassment of that dumb mistake at TUBM

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:16 pm**

I deflect that embarrassment with a shield of happiness!

I drop Thor's hammer on TUBM. Good luck deflecting that!

Posted: **Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:01 pm**

Plasticman to my rescue!!

Meanwhile, inspired by my great protector, I unleash a cascade of partially masticated erasers left behind by generations of fourth grade math students!

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:31 am**

I deflect that with a shield made of line paper and number 2 pencils.

I drop a bowling ball on TUBM.

Posted: **Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:08 pm**

Fortunately I was wearing a sturdy hat in the shape of a bowling ramp. It protects my cranium and redirects the bowling ball toward the wall. Look out below--a ton of bricks is coming down.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:55 am**

… which I use to assemble a bakery and now I drop 10, 000 raisin oatmeal cookies on TUBM.

"CRUMBS AWAY!!"

Posted: **Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:40 pm**

I unleash a horde of starving rats. Nothing is left of the avalanche of crumbs by the time it reaches my feet. However the vermins aren't satisfied yet and they've spotted TUBM. Here they come!

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:05 pm**

Is this some kind of twisted joke?
I grab a psuedoscientfic portal thingy that sends out a Dalek that exterminate those vermin, and then the device sends out Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses, who falls down to TUBM

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:12 pm**

It just so happens that I chose the Blue Lions, so me and him are good friends. Me and Dimitri(with some help from Dedue) drop Claude and Edlegard on TUBM.

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:05 pm**

I get incredabley confused by the falling people. So badly that I somehow drop TUBM on TUBM.

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:20 pm**

Whoa, went by so fast I didn't even recognize the poor sap. Oh, well, time to honor the traditions - anvils away!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:38 am**

'Oh no'. I see a respawn screen. I drop my full inventory of dirt. Just dirt.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:32 pm**

Too many items causes a physics glitch! The entire house is launched into the air and it's only a matter of time until it lands on TUBM.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:55 pm**

I jump off of the cliff, activate the transporter rings on my cargo shuttle, which teleport me up, but oops, some really heavy crates were on the inside, but now they are falling down on TUBM.

Posted: **Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:08 am**

I drop an opportunity to revive this hoary old thread. Don't get entangled in the cobwebs.

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