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Freeze time - I can fill any time I have too much of.

WYR be a bird or a fish?

Douglas Collier wrote:Freeze time - I can fill any time I have too much of.

WYR be a bird or a fish?

Be a bird. Probably a penguin or a shoebill.

Would you rather:

Option A: Go on a date while dressed as a clown
or
Option B: Date someone who is a clown

Definitely not doing A.

As for B... depends on if you mean figurative clown or literal clown.
If it's figurative, going on a date with him/her might be fun.
If literal, I think my saw needs it's chain sharpened first...


WYR:
A) Wind up in the Mortal Kombat Universe

B) Wind up in the Killer Instinct Universe

C) A crossover between the two.

Even with both I would probably hide somewhere safe

WYR
A have animals talk

B have the ability to teleport to places

Teleportation is WAY more useful.

TicoTaco wrote:Even with both I would probably hide somewhere safe

They're both pretty screwed up worlds, one's a dystopia under a corrupt and horribly messed up corporate autocracy, the other is constantly teetering on Universal Armageddon. The only safe place in either is inside a coffin...

Cereal or Toast?

It depends on the brand, but most of the time I’ll choose cereal.


WYR write a thirty page essay on whether or not pineapple should be a pizza topping, or try to explain the plot of the Kingdom Hearts franchise without sounding insane?

I don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts so I'll go with the pinapple pizza option.

Would you rather:
Option A: Take a chance on ABBA
or
Option B: Take it on the run with REO Speedwagon

I'll "take a change with ABBA". Got a bum ankle.

So......WYR

Option one ... Join Luca and "sleep with the fishes." (Godfather movie reference).

Or

Option two ... Join Sebastian "down here floating."

Floating sounds fun. I’ll pick that.

WYR be stuck in the middle of the most heated politic debate you’ve ever seen, or be forced to binge watch all the worst episodes of Star Trek, with no breaks allowed?

The more mediocre Voyager and Enterprise episodes are still LEAGUES better than 90% of what passes for "quality" television today. Easy choice.

there is a train coming, but there are people standing on the tracks, on the main track, there are 1000 random people, on the other track, are Peanut and Grape.

will you leave the train on the main track or divert it onto the other track?

Good one!

I'm diverting the train under the assumptions that (1) risking two lives is better than a thousand, (2) it's easier for two folks to get out of the way than a thousand, and (3) I have more confidence in the survival skills of our dog and cat than a thousand random strangers. Besides, I get a front row seat to see how Rick gets them outta this in the next episode!

I overthought this, didn't I, Buster?

My turn...
You are crossing the Caribbean from Florida to your a favorite isle BUT you are captured by pirates with a cruel sense of humor and poor logistical skills. They offer you a choice...

1. Continue your journey in a small boat of questionable seaworthiness and one oar.

Or

2. Continue your journey in a hot air balloon with limited fuel and a flammable riding basket.
Regards.

Well, since they have questionable logistical skills, they picked me up just off the coast of my destination. I’ll take the boat and hope I don’t have to swim the hundred feet or so.

Would your rather pet a puppy or a kitten?

Cats are more my thing.

Would you rather live in the first mars or lunar colony?

Lunar - it’s closer to Earth, so I’d potentially have Internet connection without the several minute communications delay. =3

WYR play with a rabbit or a ferret?

Well, never known a ferret, pet or otherwise, so I'll go with rabbits. I've had housebroken rabbits before and they're a lot like housecats.

WYR
1. Have to paint a barn with a hand brush (you can choose the colors, okay?)

Or

2. Harvest a truck load of edible seaweed. Watch out for seals.

Paint the barn. While it would take a really long time to finish, I would never worry about messing it up like I would if I had to harvest seaweed.

WYR watch a modern SpongeBob Squarepants marathon or a Teen Titans Go marathon?

Spongebob has been getting better lately, and it doesn’t regularly insult anyone who complains about the show, nor does it regularly mock the idea that kid shows should actually care about what they’re teaching the kids who watch them.

WYR be stuck in snails pace traffic for three hours, or have your flight be delayed for one hour, but you’re stuck between a shrieking baby and the bratiest kid known to man?

Traffic. I don't drive, so i would logically be the passenger. ergo there's nothing stopping me from reading one of the dozen books i keep loaded on my phone.

WYR be recruited as a henchmen by a spy movie villan or an action movie villan?

I'll take the espionage option - just finished rewatching Gary Coleman's "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy."

WYR...

1, spend a weekend camping in the mountains during a light but persistent snow

or

2. have a weekend on a tropical island but there's gonna be a light rain all through your stay.
Regards.

Why go to the mountain if there isn't any snow?

WYR go live in antarctica for the rest of your life or mars?

Mars sounds really intriguing although there are no peguins and breathing's tricky...

WYR
Have primo seats to your favorite sports team but the seats on both sides of you are occupied by infants resolved to scream throughout the game.

or

Get into an open air concert of your favorite performer but you're stick in the rear of the mob and the sound system could be better.

Concert. I don't really care about sports.

Would you rather be stuck on a 12 hour flight next to:
Option A: Someone who smells like a rotting corpse
or
Option B: Someone who does not shut up and speaks in a really loud voice

I've taken more long-distance flights than I care to admit ... by the time you land, everybody's pretty aromatic. Yak-meisters are a curse on the gene pool.

WYR
1. Develop a wicked sore throat two hours before a date you've planned on all week.
or
2. A painful earache two hours before that grand opening flick you stood out half the night to see.

Since I don't really go on dates, I guess I'll take the earache.

Would you rather:
Option A: Put on a fake Canadian accent for a week and put maple syrup on everything you eat
or
Option B: Put on a fake British accent for a week and only drink tea (this includes bringing your own tea to fast food places if you go there)

(You can do either option in your own home for a week so no one would think you're a walking stereotype)

Well, being a north of Boston boy, I already put maple syrup pretty much on everything, so I'll go with Option A, eh?

WYR become a...

World famous opera singer

or

Coach a world champion Olympic team?

I'd think have them live with me. It'd be nice to have some music playing, and while Macabre is a soft-spoken individual, he's not cold. Also, I'm happy with who I am.

WYR

Have nothing but Pumpkin Spice treats for a month?

OR

Have nothing but Mint treats for a month?

Pumpkin Spice gets kinda old fast but I firmly believe that York Peppermint Patties should be recognized by the Department of Agriculture as a separate food group.

WYR

Have the ability to play the piano.

Or

Have the ability to design plumbing for construction companies?

Piano. Would you rather only listen to:

Option A: Elevator music for the rest of your life
or
Option B: Hardcore gangsta rap for the rest of your life

Elevator music is nice. =3

Would you rather fail your finals or miss a term paper (both are worth the same)?

Miss a term paper since most teachers are a bit more negotiable on paper excuses than tests (tests PLURAL, especially).

WYR
Be on a driving trip and have to deal with...

a flat tire

Or

A dead battery?

Dead battery, I can just push and drive until it recharges

WYR be underwater for 5 minutes or undersewerwater for 1 minute?

Normal water. You never said it had to be consecutive minutes.


Would you rather have the next season of your favorite show be absolutely perfect in every way, or be put in charge of your countries government.

Edited this from the original version since it was a bit too dark.

Put me in charge.
My lackies will insure my favorite show will attain its pinnacle achievement,

WYR

Wake up to discover your bedroom is full of hamsters and gerbils...

or

Find your car is crawling with grouchy copperhead?

Car. I don't drive or own a vehicle and a random city bus would be cleaned out long before I got to it.

Wyr work cash or customer service on Christmas Eve?

Work cash ... customer service means dealing with real grouchy copperheads.

WYR
........... spend a night in a room with a pair of kangaroos

or

.......... prepare a dinner for three in a kitchen shared with two orangutans.

Kangaroos.

Would you rather:

Option A: Spend a night locked in an aquarium
or
Option B: Spend a night locked in an abandoned sanitarium

I think there’s a smaller chance of me winding up in a horror game if I choose aquarium.


WYR train the worlds dumbest puppy or herd 100 of the worlds most obnoxious cats?

I'll go with the numbers and train the puppy...I might learn something.

WYR Be...

Trapped a drifting iceburg

or

Stuck on s volcanic micro-island?