Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:18 pm

I hurt you anyways

Douglas Collier wrote:OOG reply to tsMKG: There is: y'all.

OOG: Umm... Because a lot of dictionaries and even Google Translate have "you" for both singular and plural. But I think that y'all is the correct plural form for "you"

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Neediness? That was yet another typo. It was suppose to say neediness. Either way, I duck tape your mouth from encouraging.

Do you mean that neediness!=neediness? Or you made the same typo again?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:40 pm

Do you mean that neediness!=neediness? Or you made the same typo again?

Regardless I attack you with smiley faces.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:00 pm

I melt them.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:02 pm

You would melt smiley FACES! I burn you at the stake, and roast you with stake!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:11 pm

Prepare to lose against my army of flamethrower smileys!!

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Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:11 pm

I get Mariah Carey to do this.

https://youtu.be/Dxjp4RXuo7I?t=170

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:42 pm

I glue your nose shut.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:49 pm

I tickle your feet.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:53 pm

tsMKG wrote:Prepare to lose against my army of flamethrower smileys!!

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Haha, I can't see any of those 'firewall' Fail! Also I attack above poster a monitor from the nineteen eighties! Dude those things were huge!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:00 pm

I trap you in Ms. Pacman.

((Retro FRINGE titles - https://youtu.be/-sXVCMeSeQc ))

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:06 pm

Since there's a lot of fire ongoing I trow an oil barrel at you.

Saturn381 wrote:I get Mariah Carey to do this.
https://youtu.be/Dxjp4RXuo7I?t=170

And I throw you in the Detention Room for posting a video that goeas above PG without notification.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:08 pm

I trap you in the "ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS!' video game.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:13 pm

Well, at least its fresh here.

While in your world there's a lot of fire ongoing.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:01 pm

I use this, and smash the nes you reside in with it!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:12 pm

1) Only one? That's not enough.
2) Wrong console

ZAMN wasn't released on the 8 bit NES.
3) By the time, I have already built the protection in the console that I reside. So is almost indestructible.
4) You died of heatstroke.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:04 pm

more likely died of a migraine first.

And, you're right, but that was supposed to say S.N.E.S.

plus I would never smash a snes without having a heart attack, so I teleport to your location jump in the game cartridge and attack you with 16bit zombies!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:37 pm

Well, I was prepared (I even have a bazooka)
And the neighbors are on my side

Meanwhile outside of the game world:

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:45 pm

I drop you in a shark tank.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:55 pm

Sorry, you can't, you aren't in the same world as me

You die burned because in the world that you are, is in fire.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:47 am

Wearing my fireproof suit, I pull the plug on your computer and leave a magnet next to the hard drive.

Then I turn all the house taps on, putting out the fire.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:14 am

Yes, but I've backed us up to floppy discs that are currently on Mars. A second me jumps out of the floppy discs goes back to earth and hits you upside the head with a frying pan.

Oh yeah, but we aren't on a computer were in a game console, the Super Nintendo. So scratch that were backed up to zip discs on Mars!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:12 pm

I lock you in a room with a hungry Tiger.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:52 pm

I cut you in half

(

I didn't know that the flamethrower smiley images where replaced by EOL logos

had to reaupload them and edit all of my posts)

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:32 pm

I have Nelson Muntz turn you into a candelabra, hanging you from the ceiling via an atomic wedgie hooked to a ceiling hook.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:52 pm

I implode the entirety of every multiverse down to a single room, and then force you all to sit in the corners in time-out.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:17 pm

I drop a bucket of water on you and you stop working because you aren't waterproof

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:11 pm

I make sure you're right where the inactive zoid will topple over, crushing you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:34 pm

I ask star-fox to shoot you, and he does.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:03 pm

I force you to live on a badly thought out planet full of annoying talking dinosaurs.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:05 pm

Haha, I get the reference.

I beam a flashlight at your eyes.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:08 pm

You do realize those are just for show, right? they're actually running lights. What's a flashlight going to do?

eenyhoo... STRIKE LASER CLAW!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:29 pm

I dodge your laserclaw, and electric you with the nine volt battery in my light!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:31 pm

I kill you

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:43 pm

I come back to life

I eat your brains, and soul.

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 8:35 am

I tie you to a lamp post and throw eggs at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:05 pm

I throw you at Unusuallynamedperson and I let him eat you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:49 pm

I do, then I eat the rope of which has tied me, and jump at you...wait aren't you dead, you don't have a soul?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:32 pm

I jam your printer.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:56 pm

I eat the jam.

and throw the printer at you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:55 am

I take the printer ink, mix it with ink from an inkwell in a nearby desk, pour the whole lot into a water bomb and drop the water bomb of ink on your head.