Housepets!

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:27 pm**

Wow, a lifetime supply of genes.

So, let's dump in a truck full of Lego kits.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:02 pm**

You receive a bunch of Lego structures.

I insert pie flavored pie.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:23 pm**

You get more pie.

I insert a hot wheels car.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:27 pm**

You get a car with hot wheels.

I push in a big boring bully.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:40 am**

You get Nelson Mundt.

I drop in a bottle of Lysol.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:35 pm**

You get a clean house.

I insert 525600 cantaloupes.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 4:03 pm**

You get a receipt for the cantaloupes and a jar of olives.

I insert a tea kettle

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 4:24 pm**

You get Earl Grey and the Bengal Lancers.

Okay, a pound of cashews down the slot.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:53 pm**

You get a plush squirrel.

I insert a lanyard.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:28 am**

You get an ashtray, a keychain, and a napkin holder, all made at summer camp by bored seven-year old boys who really want to get to the nature cabin to see if the counselors really did catch a water snake.

I insert a bottle of clorox.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:31 am**

You get an N95 mask.

I insert myself.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:57 pm**

We get you back. Why? Because there's nothing that could possibly be exchanged for you Lunar!!

I'm putting in my laundry. The washing machine's getting tired......

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2020 7:18 pm**

You get a shirt from Lou’s Auto Body Shop, and a mint julep.

I insert a bag of almonds.

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2020 1:27 pm**

I get "Joy". Almond Joy, to be exact. Yum.

So let's see what "Mounds" gets us. ... Somehow, I think we all better step back a little. Just sayin' .....

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2020 2:02 pm**

A mole pops out and starts creating more mounds. Now look what you've started!

I insert an old arcade token.

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2020 2:24 pm**

You get a faded roll of colored paper with print on it ... it's a horoscope. Hmmmm ... are you a Leo and did you meet a tall, dark stranger in 1972?

Well, let's try a pair of roller skates. See if that get's us anywhere.

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2020 6:50 pm**

You get tickets to a roller derby match, a DVD of the movie Xanadu, and a subscription to Hot Rod magazine.

I insert a set of commemorative plates.

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2020 11:05 am**

You get a bunch of congealed pates.

I insert Xanadu.

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2020 12:30 pm**

I'd like to say you got "a stately pleasure dome" but it's just pieces from a prefabricated yurt.

Here goes a canary.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 11:20 am**

You get a map of the Canary Islands

In goes a cantaloupe.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 12:35 pm**

Out comes the antelope without the can.

In goes a bag of Scott's Lawn Builder.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 4:18 pm**

Out comes a bottle of barbecue sauce and a set of curtains.

I insert a container of Tic-Tacs.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 6:13 pm**

You get Tik-Toks and some used pets dispensers.

In goes an old kitchen faucet.

Posted: **Tue May 12, 2020 8:40 pm**

You get a bottle of overpriced water and a pack of gum.

I insert a fountain pen.

Posted: **Wed May 13, 2020 9:04 pm**

You get a dozen white formal shirts, all with stained breast pockets.

I put in a salamander.

Posted: **Fri May 15, 2020 10:42 am**

Out comes that same salamander but with a very dapper hat and a nice bow tie. He looks like hes ready for a good time out.

In goes a skateboard with a deck design of Grape.

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2020 12:34 pm**

Maxwell SOOOOOOO wants one of those!!

In goes a box of #2 pencils.

Posted: **Sat May 16, 2020 1:06 pm**

out comes maybe 5 full binders of supplementary Spot(superdog) Material that detail the deepest lore.

in goes a walk-man with a tape of mix tape for the year '92.

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2020 1:53 pm**

Out comes a man moon-walking ... badly.

In goes a canoe.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 11:12 am**

Out comes peanut who convinced max and joey to go camping. It doesn't end amazingly well.

In goes a tums fiesta

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2020 3:00 pm**

... and out comes Speedy Alka Seltzer with a fist full of Taco Bell coupons.

In goes a box of Necco Wafers.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2020 8:33 am**

Out comes a person from a different region asking to be explained what those are.

I put in an electric kazoo

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2020 12:27 pm**

You get Ray Coniff.

We'll try a big sack of pecans.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2020 2:34 pm**

Out comes a very delicious looking pecan pie. Sadly though, soon after. Tiger eats it.

In goes a box of sewing supplies.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 7:35 pm**

Out come some gavels and lawyers- suing supplies.

I insert Marion.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 7:40 pm**

Out comes marion except (s)he is very frustrated will you and will likely tell someone you wish wouldn't be told.

In goes olive

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 8:34 pm**

Out comes Courage.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 9:54 pm**

In goes nothing, so you get nothing!

I insert Roosevelt.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2020 10:18 pm**

Out comes Bruce and he's hopping mad you out his partner in there !!

In goes Maxwell in a fancy suit.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2020 11:59 am**

You get a box of every Rise Against album ever released

I put in dark chocolate

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