Last poster wins.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:31 pm

And now it's mine! BWAHAHAHA!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:49 am

What's yours is mine. What's mine is win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:00 am

And, in the flash of a second, you lose.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:13 pm

Don't drop the win with your own flash! I'll take it, though.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:17 pm

I'm in a chest. I have the power to store the win with me. Muhahahahaha...my win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:17 pm

Ohh, treasure chest! Smash it open!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:53 pm

I arrest you for treasure theft and take the win too. (It's evidence)

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:04 pm

I'm evidence too then! I'm going in the evidence room with the win!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:22 pm

I misfile you. The win is in protective custody.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:11 pm

I unplug robocop over there, and sneak off with the win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:13 pm

I've been on your desk for investigation. While waiting for you to get back and file me correctly I play pong on your PC and win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:15 pm

i made it to the get away car. the win is mine! so long suckers!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:00 pm

I play pong with your get away car. You miss the ball, I win. Btw, watch out for excited Dingo's.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:46 pm

Whilst you deal with the traffic police, I retain the win and head for court.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:30 pm

Upon arriving at the courthouse, you will find that i am the judge and all other officials present are kangaroos! Yes it's that kind of court.

I declare the prosecution (ie: you) guilty of all charges, plus a few i just made up for the fun of it, and sentenced to run 50 laps around the sun in a tutu.

meanwhile i leave with the win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:00 am

Nom, I ate the win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:11 am

To lose is to win
and he who wins shall lose.

You just lost.

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:28 am

HoundInATree wrote:I play pong with your get away car. You miss the ball, I win. Btw, watch out for excited Dingo's.

I catch the ball happily, so I win!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:27 pm

I summoned the Dingo, Win!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:17 pm

The Dingo lands on you. Lose. And I win.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:07 pm

I steal the win, Solid Snake-style.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:57 pm

I throw a mongoose at you and sneak off with the win while you're confused.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:26 am

I am confusion. *walks off stage with the win*

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:11 am

You are too confused to win, give it to me.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:14 am

He can't for I have already claimed it as my own!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:16 pm

I claim you as my Dingo... *waits for the confusion to settle in before taking the win*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:18 pm

I have you muzzled for safety and make off.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:37 pm

Spagglegizorp. I win.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:41 am

That's a cool word. I steal it and the win. Spagglegizorp!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:02 am

You ask me for the win.

I give you a badger.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:50 pm

Ok, I'm just going to put this very simply.

Get Your Paws Off My Win!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:54 pm

Blows 'The Last Post'

Then I whack you with the bugle and run into the distance with the win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:56 pm

I chase you down and dump tackle you before taking the win and running the other way with it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:53 pm

RKO outta nowhere! My win!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 1:26 am

You ask me for the win.

When you look over at me you realize i am you. i explain to you there is no win, and you vanish into nothingness.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 1:38 am

I tie your ears together and win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:53 am

Win, 'nuff said.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:18 am

Goes past you on THE Road Runner and takes the win. MEEP, MEEP!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:03 am

I wait in the toll booth on the Severn Suspension Bridge and then take the win as the toll before you can go back into Wales.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:43 pm

Look at the win.
Look at me.
Look back at the win.
Back to me.
I'm not the win.
I'm sticking my tongue at you.
Look back at the win.
Back to me.
Where's your win?
It's gone.
I stole it while you were distracted.