Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:17 pm

You sink on me X3

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:56 pm

I twist myself into your body, then I bounce off.

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:42 pm

I run up to "help" you bounce again using my paws, but I utilize your forward trajectory to make you crash through a window.

AmberTheWolfKit · Post by **AmberTheWolfKit** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:34 am

RedFoxWizard wrote:I run up to "help" you bounce again using my paws, but I utilize your forward trajectory to make you crash through a window.

In an attempt to clean up, I pick up the shards of glass, and "accidentally" lodge a shard into your back.

~~with love of course, I swear I'm a pacifist~~

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:14 am

I come back in threw the door with my normal body again and uppercut you.

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Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:05 pm

I lock you in a room with Thorg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PusNOs5_pZM

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:50 am

I punch the door opened, and it falls on you

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:20 pm

I choke you with my scarf.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:59 pm

I beep you and your new avatar to pure boredum.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:41 pm

I name you Fred.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:06 pm

I name you the sandbox

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:10 pm

Your second name is Bugs.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:17 pm

I make you eat your name tag.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:15 am

Make an ID with your name misspelled badly.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:31 am

U fail because it is difficult to misspell UNP,

I take the G and ts out of your name then replace them with zeros.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:33 am

UnuzualiNaeimedParshon, Fuster

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:42 am

Why do you keep brining up my real name? Do you want people to stalk you on the threads?! I name you derpy

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:59 pm

I give you an error.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:11 am

I over lock you until you overheat and shutdown

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:15 pm

I apply you a rabies vaccine.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:34 pm

I growl at you and run in the other direction, NEVER!!!!!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:01 am

I hold a truck-sized vaccine and run towards you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:12 am

I run to Timbuktu and you can't reach me with the truck.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:27 am

Is not a truck, is a vaccine with the size of a truck. *runs towards UNP*

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:40 am

You fall in a river and inject it into yourself by accident.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:53 am

I become a huge monster and attack you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:28 pm

I use a shrink ray on you, now you're an inch tall. I throw you fourty feet away which is about one hundred miles away for you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:45 pm

I grab the ray and the force of me makes the shrink ray flip and shoot at you. Now we're both tiny!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:04 am

I grow back to normal size by drinking an allice in wonderland doughnut.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:31 am

You eat the doughnut and I eat you, so technically I ate the doughnut.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:33 am

I grow inside your stomach causing you to pop and explode, whereas I turn back to normal

Physics

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:03 am

I turn the Physics in Toon, so I don't pop and explode, and now you grow to normal into my stomach. (I may look awkward now

)

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:44 am

I punch your stomach and now I'm on the outside and you have a large cartoonish hole in you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:02 pm

*regen, regen*

Edit: regen means regenerate.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:25 pm

You run out of regeneration powers

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:41 pm

I buy more

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:02 pm

You're sewed by doc who for using his themes

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:07 pm

Why I'm being sewed? *eats Dr Who*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:10 pm

The Cybermen come and attack you.

then the Dalics join them!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:15 pm

I call my army of flamethrower smileys.