Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:23 pm

They fail as I cannot see them from here

I yell at you for repeating the same thing.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:55 pm

Aaaargh!

*starts eating everyone and the world*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:57 pm

I clean my iPad so you fail

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:58 pm

Wut?
*continues eating*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:01 pm

I crush you by tapping on an eraser.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:02 pm

Wait, weren't you inside me?

I eat you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:08 pm

I come through the front door randomly and you suddenly feel as if nothing's in your stomach, you starve.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:09 pm

Suddenly the door goes trough you, cutting you in two.

*eats a sandwich*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:10 pm

We steal your sandwhich and eat it while you watch in misery

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:13 pm

I make a soup out of you both. (Mmmmm... The soup is tasty)

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:14 pm

The soup poisons you and we eat you from the inside out because we're bacteria

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:15 pm

Objection!

I drink an antidote.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:21 pm

We're immune to it, and antibiotics we give you a bad rash, dry skin, and heart damage, we also begin to deteriorate your brain.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:00 pm

I puke you bacterias into the toilet and flush it.

Post by **Render** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:30 am

I dunk you into freezing cold water.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:51 am

Normality comes again. I should hit you in a normal way.

*Hits Render HARD in head with a baseball bat*

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:49 pm

I come in and give tsMKG the People's Elbow

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:20 pm

I give you a resignation

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun May 01, 2016 1:47 am

I put you in a bubble that cannot be popped easily. Have fun!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 01, 2016 8:46 am

I put you in an ice cream and name it Fox Fudge Freak-Out.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 01, 2016 11:18 am

Dude I'd love to be in a bubble like that! From the bubble I fire at you both with laserbeams.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 01, 2016 1:06 pm

I make you eat my homework so I can blame you!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 01, 2016 6:11 pm

I push you through a mirror and you're trapped inside of it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 01, 2016 7:21 pm

From the mirror, I shoot a laser at UNP's chains and now he's free. Then he beats up you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 7:50 am

UNP is blocked by the mirror, your arguments moot, he can't escape without saying please, and he never will.

I break a mirror over your head and therefore you've broken it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 7:52 am

I make UNP say please

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 7:54 am

*UNP refuses*

I turn you into a Zork bot!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 7:56 am

My army of EPBS and the angry Snoopy start fighting you

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 8:06 am

European Partnership of Business Schools?

I throw the red bearing at snoopy and they fight in an on off plane war during the world wars.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:38 am

No, Evil Peanut Butter Sandwich

*hits Urkit with a stick for his mistake*

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 8:41 am

*Smothers you with a towel*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:44 am

I grab the towel while UNP grabs my legs and you pull the towel accidentally. Now we aren't inside the mirror. Want to learn what punishment is?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 8:45 am

Try me!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 9:32 am

I drop on you burning chocolate.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 9:33 am

*UNP falls back into the mirror as I push you into it*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 9:35 am

I grab you. Now we all three are in the mirror!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 9:36 am

I simply walk back out where you two can't get out...EVER!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 9:36 am

I grab from your leg

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 9:37 am

A mouth comes out of my knee, and it bites your hand forcing you to let go.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 9:40 am

No!

*resists*