Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 6:53 am

*my eyes glow red* *I breathe fire on you*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 6:54 am

I use a mirror and the fire backfires to you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 6:55 am

It reflects off of me again and goes straight into the sky burning everything around us, including you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 8:17 am

I call subzero to freeze that.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 10:02 am

Subzero overheats and you're hit anyways.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 11:07 am

I get into a shelter and leave you die overheated.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 12:02 pm

I survive because I'm entirely fireproof. *breathes fire into shelter*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 12:48 pm

The shelter is fireproof also

But you're not shelterproof so you die

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 1:09 pm

I absorb the shelter and suddenly become shelter proof, you're burned to death.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 3:25 pm

*makes new shelter*

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 8:15 am

Has UNP eat building supplies as you construct shelter.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 9:53 am

I turn you into a brick, then UNP eats you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 10:21 am

He coughs as he eats me, I come out his nose, and hit you in the face.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 11:05 am

As you hit me in the face, I throw you into the lava.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 11:11 am

I turn into the lava and burn you by splashing you when the brick hits me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 11:16 am

You just lost

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 11:18 am

I am the lava tho! I flood your abode, town and the earth engulphing it, and killing you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:51 pm

You look at Weegee's face

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 1:52 pm

Okay...and?

Since I'm lava I don't have eyes, *continues consuming planet*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:54 pm

I put eyes on you

(And do you know Weegee's curse?)

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 5:45 pm

No and I have no intentions too. *curse removed* continues *engulphing planet.*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 6:06 pm

*somehow, kills Ukrit*

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 6:25 pm

*Reflects kill*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 6:28 pm

*hits with a baseball bat the kill and sends it to the infinity and beyond*

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 6:32 pm

*infinity and beyond comes back to hit you in the face*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 6:33 pm

*points leave at Ukrit while whistling*

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 9:14 pm

I whistle so loudly that the leaf disintegrates and you receive a migrane.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 05, 2016 9:37 am

You annoyed infinity and beyond. Now he's gonna hit you HARD in the face

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 05, 2016 9:38 am

I accidentally inhale him, then I blow him back out at you as a star because I'm apparently a star warrior.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 05, 2016 9:48 am

I hit infinity and beyond and send it to your face.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 05, 2016 9:49 am

Since I am a star warrior I simply swallow him and become sword Ukrit! Then I stab you several times.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 05, 2016 6:12 pm

The sword impales himself and destroys. Then I shoot an unreflective fireball at you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu May 05, 2016 7:10 pm

^uses weed begone

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 6:54 am

^ Splashes with water

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri May 06, 2016 7:35 am

^water does nothing harmful, fires have no meaning
^^ watches you get hit with fire ball

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 7:36 am

I swallow the fireball as it comes at me digest it and then breathe fire onto you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 7:37 am

I throw a chalk directly at your eyes.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 7:40 am

My eyes are unaffected and the chalk simply falls off of them

My eyes glow red, and laserbeams come out of them I shoot them everywhere destroying everything in my line of sight.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 7:42 am

Including your own eyes

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 7:45 am

*eyes regrow* *proccess continues* *I burn you*