Attack the above poster

[tsMKG]

You head explodes without reason

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*regrows head* I cough plasma at you

[tsMKG]

Your body explodes without reason.
And for no reason, it can't regrow.

[hackle]

^is unaffected by fire and gaining me a fourth tail, slaps flower poster in face with fire tail

[Render]

I shave your tails.

[hackle]

fire melts shaving tool

[Unusuallynamedperson]

my separated arm grabs your leg and squeezes really hard.

[hackle]

arm is disintegrated from heat

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*takes over your body*

[tsMKG]

I hit with my bat the verb "take over" and send it to the horizon.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

accessed denied, using Hackles body I punch you as hard as he/I can!

[tsMKG]

I quickly delete my collision box so now nobody can hit me

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I/hackle also delete our collision box, then we hack the game and set your HP to -1

[tsMKG]

I delete my death code so I can never die despite having no HP

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I delete your AI log so you can't post anymore or move or do anything at all, you're now simply a static object and glitch in the game.

[tsMKG]

I crash the game

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I give an error report to Mojang and they remove you from the game entirely

[tsMKG]

Since I'm not there, some leftovers of my code, without me, makes the game crash at startup

[hackle]

Professionals end up removing your code with zero possibility of having left any

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I change your texture file!

[tsMKG]

I remove the collision of the floor where you are standing

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I copy paste you two many times and the clones become jealous and they all attack you for being the original, in the meantime I use the slash commands to fly around the eternal area of nothingness.

[tsMKG]

You crash the game (Trying to copy null)

[Unusuallynamedperson]

since the game is about to crash I jump out of the screen and attack the user randomly

[tsMKG]

Are you attacking yourself?

[hackle]

watches as unp destroys this dimension for creating a paradox killing all of us

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*universe is destroyed*

[tsMKG]

The universe freezes (Don't try to over think that)

[Unusuallynamedperson]

since the universe is completely still I heat up and hit you several times in the face while you cannot move, breathe, or think.

[tsMKG]

Blue Screen O_o

[hackle]

I laugh as he unaffected by the freezing of time the punches coming close but no dice as I cartwheel away

[tsMKG]

You get transformed in a junky graphical mess.

[hackle]

I change my form back to it's original state as is the power of a kitsunes, before playing justin beiber my current ears deaf as to not hear the torture the other will experience

[tsMKG]

You get destroyed by a glitch.

[hackle]

in not in a V-game therefore glitch has no effect , smashes your Xbox across your head destroying it with no hope of fixing it

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I make you eat the Xbox

[hackle]

harmlessly chews on the million of pieces that the system was shattered into before spitting them back out like a cartoonish gatling gun

[tsMKG]

I put a cork on your mouth and you inflate your head until it explodes

[hackle]

air escapes through ears preventing my head from exploding the cork firing out at the corker

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I warp reality and several thousands of telephones posts fall on all of us, now we are all trapped by the telephones posts