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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:29 pm
by Not A Furry
It's actually a woman
How does this ->
<- guy eat with only one tooth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:41 pm
by NHWestoN
It's a really, really, REALLY BIG tooth !
If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:57 pm
by Zesortinge
It sounds like a bell.
How old is the post that I just finished typing right before I posted it.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:56 am
by NHWestoN
Two seconds earlier if your iPad is an antique like mind.
How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:25 am
by tsMKG
You know, I don't know *shrugs*
Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:20 pm
by NHWestoN
That's actually a very good question …
on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:06 pm
by Czukay
The answer to your question is pi.
How have I avoided to manage not to fall out of the top bunk of my bunk bed in my dorm for so long?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:44 am
by FlanDab
Anti-gravity.
How will I become a god?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:12 am
by Czukay
By solving for an impossible square root. Any of them. If you can do it, you'll become one.
Why does the rain fall from the sky?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:52 am
by NHWestoN
Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:59 am
by Gameb18oy
NHWestoN wrote:Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Because as soon as otters earned the right as well, the voting results would get awkward
What weighs more, 50 pounds of bricks, or 50 pounds of feathers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:32 am
by NHWestoN
Depends on the sack which contains them...
If it's fluffy, is it automatically cute?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:36 pm
by Buster
LOOK AT THIS MAMMOTH AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL! LOOK AT IT!
Why is the sky neon green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:33 pm
by Saturn381
No silly, it's brown.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:26 am
by FlanDab
Did you just assume that they don't have olfactory capabilities?
How many hands are there in one foot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:15 pm
by Render
About half a gross.
What's north of the North Pole?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:52 am
by FlanDab
The norther pole.
How many holes do you have to poke in a pail to turn it into a bucket?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:12 pm
by Buster
all of the holes
Why would you want to?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 5:19 am
by FlanDab
To prove that a colander can be turned into a cheese grater.
If a grater grates, can a grate grater?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:48 pm
by Buster
It's not that great at it.
Want to help me with the test flight of the Balistic Lamp?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:10 am
by FlanDab
No, but I know of somebody who might.
Where can you find this miraculous spice called "love"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:26 pm
by Buster
the next isle down from "Constipated facial expression". try not to mix the two up.
Where's the beef?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:35 pm
by Render
Dunno... *burps*
Do you have any more?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:09 am
by FlanDab
Swimmingly!
What's the perfect ingredients for the perfect superpower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:52 am
by Saturn381
A grilled cheese.
Do flowers have gender?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:20 pm
by furrygamer793
Doorway
What does the color green taste like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:41 pm
by NHWestoN
Nausea...
If there's no business like show business, what's accounting?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:30 pm
by Render
Count von Count is counting.
Where does Bert hide?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:52 pm
by Buster
the closet. Duh. Someone's got to keep ernie company in there.
where can i get spidershoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:58 pm
by NHWestoN
Arachniprada.
Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:55 pm
by Buster
Yes.
how exactly does one make their face do an
expression?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:34 pm
by furrygamer793
Goat cheese.
Why is Gamora?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:01 pm
by Buster
Because Thanos.
Are you Groot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:01 pm
by furrygamer793
I know you are...
But what am I?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:04 pm
by Buster
Bart Simpson, apparently.
how many cats does it take to conquer France?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:05 pm
by furrygamer793
Pi.
How many pi's to make a raspberry pudding pop?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:00 pm
by NHWestoN
If they start out as cub scouts, why don't they grow up to be bear scouts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:45 am
by Zesortinge
Because they aren't bears. 
What is the Wifi password for Blanket Hall on Quilt Lane in Cloth Town in Material Province?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:47 am
by Leafolawl
Stitching.
Which way is up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:49 am
by Zesortinge
The direction above you, so when you lie down, one wall is up, and the other is down.
What?