Attack the above poster

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:48 am

I strangle you with your own ear

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:44 pm

I cause a Total Event Collapse.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:40 am

I throw at you a giant water balloon.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:54 pm

I taze you

Post by **Render** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:40 pm

I throw frozen water balloons at you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:40 pm

they melt and evaporate due to the heat I toss a spiked turtle shell at you ^

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:52 pm

After putting on an old timey diving suit, I fill the room with water, drowning you all.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:27 pm

I bend reality to make you the next victim in your fic.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:49 pm

I hire Jason Voorhees to chop your head off.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:10 pm

i tear off your tag o-o

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:36 am

I extinguish you with a fox extinguisher.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:11 pm

I launch the entirety of argentina into orbit, and then drop it on you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:18 pm

I push you under it just as it hits

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 3:17 pm

I drag you in with me.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:08 pm

it lands on a tail since it was last second, which I yelp from, turning it thin like a scalpel i gllide it out as is a kitsunes capabilities, before stabbing the next post with this blade due tomy inability to attack the above post

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:11 pm

*NOM!*

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:16 pm

Nvm XD

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:47 pm

*roasts dragon with the fox's fires*

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:06 pm

i eviscerate you with a post drill

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:15 pm

I put you in thousands of tuna cans and sell you all across the world

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:33 pm

I use you to test an experimental teleporter. It only half-works.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:26 pm

I throw you from the game's canon. Now you're not canon to this game.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:40 pm

You breathe me in, since I am metal and probably floating in the air by now as particles the metal poisons you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:25 am

I form together as liquid metal sucking up particles into a staryu shuriken and tossing it with a flick of the wrist

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:31 am

I pull out a blunderbu, load it with a large bag of rocks and pebbles, and blast you with it, showering you in rocks and pebbles, leaving quite a lot of nasty bumps and bruises.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:59 am

bumbs and bruises indeed if not for metal fur protecting me i bend your blood to stop causing you to have a fancy heart attack never rcorded

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:09 am

Battlefield control established.

Ion canon ready.

Firing...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:10 pm

I poke in your eyes and you miss.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:22 pm

I use a mirror since it has been factually proven to redirect lazors and slicing you in half

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:00 pm

It hits another mirror and the lazor directs at you, melting you when it hits you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:31 pm

the lazer reflects back in a endless loop as i was using a full body mirror, tripping, the lazor is redirected upwards destroying the moon in the ptocess and what ever planet behind it

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:56 pm

You get buried in moon pieces.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:24 pm

considering you were close enough to reflect the lazor back at me, air chains wraps around you as I drill my way up through the moon, the broken moon piece crushing you under superheated rock

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:50 pm

hackle wrote:I use a mirror since it has been factually proven to redirect lazors and slicing you in half

...The Ion Canon isn't a laser, it's a satelite-mounted particle beam. coherent bursts of high-velocity heavy ions have VERY different refractive properties than visible-frequency photons.

on a completely unrelated note, both of you have Tiberium poisoning now, have fun with that.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:09 am

I smack your face for giving them Tiberium poisoning!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:11 am

I stuff you in a cannon and fire it at Buster.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:36 pm

Hackle shrugs shifting his body to create enough WBCs to kill the poisoning it's early stage before kicking ^your head to space

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:48 pm

I douse your fires in water, thereby eradicating your powers.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:09 am

I shoot you with the ban cannon for not getting simple water will not douse my Soul... infused fire like a charizards flame

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:11 am

I dodge the cannon ball from the cannon and drop a large barbeque on your face.