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Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 6:22 pm**

Civilization wrote:What made you want to change the color?

There are some things mere mortals are not meant to know.

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 7:32 pm**

Unfortunately for you, this isn't one of them. Now TELL US before I get the pies!

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 11:34 pm**

Dissension wrote:I can't really be promoted any higher than what I currently am.

Yeah, "Death Squirrel Monster Man 2000 Extreme" is basically the top of the food chain here.

ED: Man, I am really getting sloppy with keeping up my color.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2015 11:29 am**

Dissension wrote:Should be goldish more than orange. I couldn't remember what my unique rank color was, it was either this or electric blue.

I can't really be promoted any higher than what I currently am.

I dunno, if you were to marry the ferret, I think that would be the highest rank you could get. But you would have to defeat Karishad in single combat for that.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2015 3:10 pm**

Foxstar wrote:
Dissension wrote:Should be goldish more than orange. I couldn't remember what my unique rank color was, it was either this or electric blue.

I can't really be promoted any higher than what I currently am.
I dunno, if you were to marry the ferret, I think that would be the highest rank you could get. But you would have to defeat Karishad in single combat for that.

That would be great to watch! *grabs popcorn*

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2015 3:26 pm**

Which ferret - one of the Miltons I would assume? Or did you mean furret?

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2015 3:41 pm**

I think that he meant Furret there.

Posted: **Sat May 23, 2015 3:54 pm**

Aww, just when I was about to ship Disslana.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2015 11:46 am**

Mickey the Luxray wrote:
Dissension wrote:I can't really be promoted any higher than what I currently am.
Yeah, "Death Squirrel Monster Man 2000 Extreme" is basically the top of the food chain here.

ED: Man, I am really getting sloppy with keeping up my color.

Dude you might be on to something there. I think DSMM2KE might be the next big summer blockbuster.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2015 2:36 pm**

We should totally get Rock to direct it.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2015 6:35 pm**

*puts on the epic voice from the trailers*
"You said 'Death Squirrel' was incredibly awesome! You called 'Death Squirrel Monster Man' absolutely epic! Now, he's back! Brace yourself for 'Death Squirrel Monster Man 2000 EXTREME!!!' Now with more humongous explosions, more terrifying banhammer chases, more thrilling diplomacy and more sexy acorns than ever before! The critics are already predicting a box office smash, calling it 'beyond the power of words to describe', 'insanely awesome', 'fantastically overbudgted and underdelivering', 'wasn't the first movie bad enough?' and 'they should just quit while they're ahead!' so prepare yourself! 'Death Squirrel Monster Man 2000 EXTREME!!!' is coming to a cinema near you this summer!"

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2015 2:39 pm**

*grabs popcorn*

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2015 2:45 pm**

This is gonna smash at the box office!

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2015 4:08 pm**

Hlaoroo wrote:'Death Squirrel'

Hlaoroo wrote:'Death Squirrel Monster Man'

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... Where are those found at, I'm too new here and I need to see where those are first!

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 9:40 am**

One of Diss's death-nutty brethren scared the crap out of me on my way home from work yesterday. Death squirrels are apparently telephone pole ninjas.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 3:04 pm**

My mother has one of his subjects as a friend that she feeds nuts to. He shows up every morning waiting for my mother to throw nuts out the window.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 4:30 pm**

Bribing a squirrel to be friendly by throwing nuts out the window. Can't imagine a better way! xD

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 11:51 pm**

Render wrote:Bribing a squirrel to be friendly by throwing nuts out the window. Can't imagine a better way! xD

I can! Try nuts AND sports drinks!

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2015 8:52 am**

Squirrel bribes consist of nuts, bolts and terror at the sound of their name. :3

Mine,however, run on the infinite fear of losing.

LOSING!

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2015 7:39 pm**

You can bribe squirrels by treating them like royalty can't you? Purple capes, crowns etc?

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 2:23 am**

Years back I used to bribe squirrels to come take food from my hand by practically holding it out in front of them and handing it to them like you hand something to a baby.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 2:53 pm**

That is how I plan to get Diss to make me his queen. Bribing him with nuts.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 9:16 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:That is how I plan to get Diss to make me his queen. Bribing him with nuts.

Will you be a wise, and kind queen?

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 9:48 pm**

Oh please. I am CLEARLY Diss's queen already. There is no room for a second one.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 11:11 pm**

Well fine jeff. and are you a kind and wise Queen?

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:22 am**

I find Diss to not be a particularly easy squirrel to bribe, but maybe that's just because of my sunshine-y personality.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:28 am**

Soooo, what? Are we sparking a Revolution against the matriarch?

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:29 am**

That would be funny.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:30 am**

I dunno, revolution sounds hard, how about rebellion? That's much smaller scale, so it's easier, puls you can pin it on someone else if it fails.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:22 am**

KalloonWhite wrote:I dunno, revolution sounds hard, how about rebellion? That's much smaller scale, so it's easier, puls you can pin it on someone else if it fails.

But who to pin it on?

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:55 am**

I think I'm probably the most qualified given my knowledge of mod stuff and ability to spout rhetoric at a moments notice.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:10 pm**

Autumn_Red_Panda wrote:You can bribe squirrels by treating them like royalty can't you? Purple capes, crowns etc?

I once tried that, they ran off and started a nation on some magical island.

Here's one of them:

Man, i haven't read a Mistmantle book in forever. Do they even make those still?

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:03 pm**

Guys! Guys! Guys! I worked it out! I know how you can bribe Diss! Use souls!

Mickey the Luxray wrote:Man, i haven't read a Mistmantle book in forever. Do they even make those still?

Actually, yes. Click here and scroll down a little. I read the first Mistmantle book. It was good but it was aimed at a younger audience. I preferred the Redwall series overall.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:32 pm**

Jeff can't be the Queen! He's a MAN! He can be the Prince Regent!

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:28 am**

Squirrels refuse to recognize the gender binary though.

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:18 pm**

Then Diss can be a polygamist! I have more claim to him! My mother feeds his brethren peanuts!

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:01 pm**

JeffCvt wrote:Oh please. I am CLEARLY Diss's queen already. There is no room for a second one.

...I came in at a weird time. I kinda don't want to read the context around this!

It's more fun that way. :3

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:19 pm**

Oh, the things I could probably find and quote without context that would be hilarious.

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:22 pm**

I am curious as to what you would find now. but maybe I shouldn't ask that

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:08 pm**

Be careful what you ask ferret who is now a panda if you don't want a pie in your face.

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