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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get a trashed BMW missing its front bumper...

I insert shattered hopes and dreams.

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You get a giddy, blabber-mouth life coach who empties your bank account...

I put in a big sack of yard clippings.


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you get a wild deer asking if you have any more salad.

i insert NHWestoN

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You get a leash. No idea why...

I insert 10°C of the hot 30+°C we have since weeks.

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That's cause I was unleashed, Render. Really pinched, too...ow!

So you get a midget meteorologist with a voice like Alvin the Chipmunk.

....and into the slot goes a pair of moldy galoshes.


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you get stapled to the ceiling.

i insert a hat.

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Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:53 pm
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You get handed your head.

...and in goes a barnacle encrusted wharf piling.


Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:55 am
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You get a Barbaracle.

I put in the dvds for both seasons of Iron Man: Armored Adventures.

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You got a new avatar! Wow!

Well, in goes an old playbill from the Who Rock Opera "Tommy" and a fifty cent piece I found in my back pocket bandana.


Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:12 pm
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You get the song Pinball Wizard.

I insert a barbecue chip.

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You get a Digital Grill.

I insert a magic 8-Ball.

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You get a "Cannot predict now."

I insert a baguette.

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You get twelve dinner rolls and an overpriced tab check.

So, in goes an old tractor seat and a couple of latex handle grips.


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You get 50000L of tapioca pudding. No container it's just kinda oozing out of the machine at an alarming rate.

I insert a massive cork

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You get an empty bottle of grape juice (like Pheonix Wright)

I insert a Mr. Saturn


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you get a Sega Saturn.

I insert a stapler

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Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:21 pm
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A truckload of drywall. Guess the stapler was full.

Okay, in goes a bucket of eels...


Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:43 pm
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You get an eel pot pie

I put Mary Poppins' bag in to see what will happen


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You get dancing penguins, chimney sweeps, a huge flock of pigeons, and a cartoon Fox with an off-kilter Irish accent.


Alrighty, cabbages. Two hundred dumped into the coin slot.


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you get the cabbage salesman from avatar

I insert a fuzzy pickle


Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:24 pm
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You get a baloney sandwich on mittens...

Let's stuff in a dentist's chair.


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You get a Lollipop

I insert videogame sheet music


Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:47 pm
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You get Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, Qbert, Cetipede, and Rimsky-Korsykov.

Now we'll try a Boa Constrictor.


Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:54 pm
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You get a person who runs away in fear immediately

I insert a flowchart


Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:31 pm
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And out comes something we "can all go with"....

So, let's try dropping a block of Granite in.


Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:59 pm
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you get wet cement in a soda can

I (in a fit of morbid curiosity) put myself in the vending machine


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you come out resembling Pueblo

...and promptly get stuffed right back in.

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I come out very confused and still resembling Pueblo...but shorter

I insert a boot


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You get "Das Boot" (Wow, can I have a ride?).

Well, um, something oceanic came out so ….. I put a Dolphin in.


Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:18 pm
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you get one thousand killer whales and a ticket to ride "Das Boot"

I insert a monopolytm board game


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You get enough tokens to take a ride on the ShortLine to Baltic Avenue.

Hmmm, while you're going chug-chug, let's see what WaterWorks and the Electric Company get us...


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Uh-Oh, there's electric flood there.

While avoiding the water, I plug into the vending machine a slimey television (Don't ask me how I did do that).

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You get "The Sallam Ander's Evening Newt's Hour."

Let's pour in a bucket of asphalt.


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You get some hardened asphalt, it looks like an actual chunk of the road

I put in a can of Dr Pepper


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You get a PhD in Spiceology.

I insert a rotary telephone.

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You get a telex from the 1990's.

I insert a picture of me waving at Pueblo.

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You get 2,500 paper postcards from Colorado.

So, here we go with twenty amphora jugs taken from an ancient Mediterranean shipwreck.


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You get a gold sovereign.

I insert a ten foot long pole.

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You get something that won't touch a president or an Aussie Prime Minister.

I insert a Whittaker's Almanac.

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You get a gargantuan data dump and a piece of history.

Well, what does the Farmer's Almanac get us?


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