The Vending Machine Game!
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Wow, a lifetime supply of genes.
So, let's dump in a truck full of Lego kits.
So, let's dump in a truck full of Lego kits.
- Zesortinge
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You receive a bunch of Lego structures.
I insert pie flavored pie.
I insert pie flavored pie.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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You get more pie.
I insert a hot wheels car.
I insert a hot wheels car.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a car with hot wheels.
I push in a big boring bully.
I push in a big boring bully.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get Nelson Mundt.
I drop in a bottle of Lysol.
I drop in a bottle of Lysol.
- Zesortinge
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You get a clean house.
I insert 525600 cantaloupes.
I insert 525600 cantaloupes.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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You get a receipt for the cantaloupes and a jar of olives.
I insert a tea kettle
I insert a tea kettle
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get Earl Grey and the Bengal Lancers.
Okay, a pound of cashews down the slot.
Okay, a pound of cashews down the slot.
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You get a plush squirrel.
I insert a lanyard.
I insert a lanyard.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get an ashtray, a keychain, and a napkin holder, all made at summer camp by bored seven-year old boys who really want to get to the nature cabin to see if the counselors really did catch a water snake.
I insert a bottle of clorox.
I insert a bottle of clorox.
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You get an N95 mask.
I insert myself.
I insert myself.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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We get you back. Why? Because there's nothing that could possibly be exchanged for you Lunar!!
I'm putting in my laundry. The washing machine's getting tired......
I'm putting in my laundry. The washing machine's getting tired......
- trekkie
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You get a shirt from Lou’s Auto Body Shop, and a mint julep.
I insert a bag of almonds.
I insert a bag of almonds.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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I get "Joy". Almond Joy, to be exact. Yum.
So let's see what "Mounds" gets us. ... Somehow, I think we all better step back a little. Just sayin' .....
So let's see what "Mounds" gets us. ... Somehow, I think we all better step back a little. Just sayin' .....
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A mole pops out and starts creating more mounds. Now look what you've started!
I insert an old arcade token.
I insert an old arcade token.
My name is Firework Fox.
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John Granger
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You get a faded roll of colored paper with print on it ... it's a horoscope. Hmmmm ... are you a Leo and did you meet a tall, dark stranger in 1972?
Well, let's try a pair of roller skates. See if that get's us anywhere.
Well, let's try a pair of roller skates. See if that get's us anywhere.
- trekkie
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You get tickets to a roller derby match, a DVD of the movie Xanadu, and a subscription to Hot Rod magazine.
I insert a set of commemorative plates.
I insert a set of commemorative plates.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a bunch of congealed pates.
I insert Xanadu.
I insert Xanadu.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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I'd like to say you got "a stately pleasure dome" but it's just pieces from a prefabricated yurt.
Here goes a canary.
Here goes a canary.
- trekkie
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You get a map of the Canary Islands
In goes a cantaloupe.
In goes a cantaloupe.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes the antelope without the can.
In goes a bag of Scott's Lawn Builder.
In goes a bag of Scott's Lawn Builder.
- trekkie
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Out comes a bottle of barbecue sauce and a set of curtains.
I insert a container of Tic-Tacs.
I insert a container of Tic-Tacs.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get Tik-Toks and some used pets dispensers.
In goes an old kitchen faucet.
In goes an old kitchen faucet.
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You get a bottle of overpriced water and a pack of gum.
I insert a fountain pen.
I insert a fountain pen.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a dozen white formal shirts, all with stained breast pockets.
I put in a salamander.
I put in a salamander.
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Out comes that same salamander but with a very dapper hat and a nice bow tie. He looks like hes ready for a good time out.
In goes a skateboard with a deck design of Grape.
In goes a skateboard with a deck design of Grape.
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Maxwell SOOOOOOO wants one of those!!
In goes a box of #2 pencils.
In goes a box of #2 pencils.
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out comes maybe 5 full binders of supplementary Spot(superdog) Material that detail the deepest lore.
in goes a walk-man with a tape of mix tape for the year '92.
in goes a walk-man with a tape of mix tape for the year '92.
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Out comes a man moon-walking ... badly.
In goes a canoe.
In goes a canoe.
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Out comes peanut who convinced max and joey to go camping. It doesn't end amazingly well.
In goes a tums fiesta
In goes a tums fiesta
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... and out comes Speedy Alka Seltzer with a fist full of Taco Bell coupons.
In goes a box of Necco Wafers.
In goes a box of Necco Wafers.
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Out comes a person from a different region asking to be explained what those are.
I put in an electric kazoo
I put in an electric kazoo
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You get Ray Coniff.
We'll try a big sack of pecans.
We'll try a big sack of pecans.
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Out comes a very delicious looking pecan pie. Sadly though, soon after. Tiger eats it.
In goes a box of sewing supplies.
In goes a box of sewing supplies.
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Out come some gavels and lawyers- suing supplies.
I insert Marion.
I insert Marion.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes marion except (s)he is very frustrated will you and will likely tell someone you wish wouldn't be told.
In goes olive
In goes olive
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Out comes Courage.
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In goes nothing, so you get nothing!
I insert Roosevelt.
I insert Roosevelt.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes Bruce and he's hopping mad you out his partner in there !!
In goes Maxwell in a fancy suit.
In goes Maxwell in a fancy suit.
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You get a box of every Rise Against album ever released
I put in dark chocolate
I put in dark chocolate