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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:45 am
by gforce
Out comes a big cardboard box filled to the brim with video games… made for the Sega Genesis.
In goes a Hot Wheels car.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:22 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a big box full of Wacky Racers.
Okay, I got old kid's stuff laying around here some place ... Ah, ha! In goes about a hundred Garbage Pail Kids cards.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:33 pm
by JayBarker
Out comes the same cards kept in a very well kept binder, well wrapped, and preserved. They are somehow worth a lot.
In goes some spooky ghost decals, string, and a few witch hats.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:57 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a rather shabby Halloween party for one.
In goes a high school track coach's stop watch.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:40 pm
by gforce
Out comes a Rolex, one that is so small that you can’t even fit it around your pinky finger. Probably won’t be of much use, but might be fun to hang onto just because
In goes a deck of Pokémon cards.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:38 pm
by NHWestoN
Out come a full deck of Garbage Pail Kids. Aw, that was just nasty, machine!
Alright, in goes about forty styrofoam Jack-O-Lanterns left over from trick-or-treat night.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 11:04 pm
by 88superguy
out comes 50 records of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
I put in Twitter
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:57 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes Tweety and the whole avian cast of Angry Birds.
In goes a 1930s car radiator.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 11:28 am
by gforce
Out comes a stack of coupons for a mechanic shop that went out of business several decades ago. I’m sure they’ll be of some use… not really
In goes a vinyl record.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:41 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a handful of old phonograph styluses.
In goes eight pounds of Christmas tree glitter.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 3:26 am
by gforce
Out comes an undecorated pine tree. Rather short in height and nice long branches for ornaments; perfect for an extra Christmas tree!
In goes a razor and some shaving cream.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:47 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a hyena - but he's remarkably well groomed!
Lett's drop in a shovel full of dirty old snow.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 6:46 pm
by NHWestoN
Wonder if it's too late to get my dirty snow back?
Oh, well, here's an old Zagnut candy bar wrapper on the ground. Let's stuff that in.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:26 am
by NHWestoN
E-yugg! Who knew vending machines could vomit?
So, let's drop in a bottle of Pepto-Dizmaal (patent pending).
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:32 am
by TyVulpintaur
It cures your stomachache, but now you're depressed.
Inserts a kitten
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:51 am
by Welsh Halfwit
It cures your depression but now your arm is savaged.
I insert a box of bandages.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:48 pm
by HiraokaNettoMichio
Oh neat! Bandages that have never been used! This could come in handy later!
INSERTS COIN
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2024 9:03 pm
by NHWestoN
Stupid machine jams! Couldn't handle the normality, I guess.
Okay, I'll see what a flat- head screwdriver will do.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:45 pm
by Harry Johnathan
You get Doctor Who, who promptly shoves you into his TARDIS and blasts off.
Inserts a hotel Bible.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:42 am
by HiraokaNettoMichio
Wait, this the opener of ways' bible. Well, that's something.
Inserts "Body Inflated Tarot" plush. (What? The machine can't handle a normal coin.)
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:59 pm
by trekkie
You get a bag of peanuts and a miniature waterbed.
Insert a bottle of motor oil.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:20 pm
by NHWestoN
You get greased.
In goes a komodo dragon lizard.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:24 pm
by trekkie
You get a map of Indonesia, and a Tim Weisberg CD.
In goes a jar of pimentos.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:56 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a terrific martini recipe.
So, I goes about ten York mint patties ... well, they are coin shaped.
