Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
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Did you hear about the dude who got hit on the head by a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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A chemist's family once had a dinner argument over ham. The chemist had enough and proclaimed "We must get to the meat of the matter!"
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
What are you going to do with the ringing ring?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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why is there a record store next to the bakery?
they needed some rock to go with the rolls.
they needed some rock to go with the rolls.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
So a man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a pack of cards."
The Doctor replies, "I'll deal with you later."
The Doctor replies, "I'll deal with you later."
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A jazz player hunts for vampires, defending himself with his silver trumpet, slayin' 'em with his righteous sound!
His name?
Van Helswing!
His name?
Van Helswing!
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What did the one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning, it dawned on him.
The next morning, it dawned on him.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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What did the hat say to the scarf when they came to a block in the road?
"You hang around, I'll go on ahead."
"You hang around, I'll go on ahead."
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
You look a little pail.
You look a little pail.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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A photon is going through airport security when a TSA agent stops him.
"Hey, buddy, you have anything in that bag of yours?"
"No, sir," the photon replies, "I'm travelling light."
"Hey, buddy, you have anything in that bag of yours?"
"No, sir," the photon replies, "I'm travelling light."
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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What did the American Buffalo say to his son when the son left for college?
Bison.
Bison.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Why did the NFL coach punch the broken vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
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An amphibian conversation ... A "dia-frog-ue".
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Nurse: Doctor, there's a man out here who thinks he's invisible!
Doctor: Tell him I'll see him in a minute.
Doctor: Tell him I'll see him in a minute.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Anatolia once, anatolia twice, anatolia a thousand times, it's a Turkey.
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I made a globe out of liquorice confections. It takes allsorts to make a world.
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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes whack! Darn! and a skydiver goes Darn! Whack!
A golfer goes whack! Darn! and a skydiver goes Darn! Whack!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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What did the Canadian cat say after being assimilated by the Borg?
Res-istance is futile.
Res-istance is futile.
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